Fashion Rating: Eva Longoria @ 61st Cannes Film Festival

Eva Longoria: fashion diva at Cannes
"Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria has it lucky. She gets to play dress-up at the Cannes Film Festival, and she doesn't even have to pack her own bag.

"My bag is packed when I come because my stylist thinks about every event we have, every interview, every red carpet __ everything is already planned and dresses are fitted, and I just put on what somebody gives me," Longoria told The Associated Press Television News on Thursday. [IHT]

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me no likey

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 10:20am
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first and who cares

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 10:20am
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I don't think I ever got the appeal of this chick!

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 10:22am
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lol!
shes ok, she looks good when shes not standing next to anyone else.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 10:24am
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Kinda looks like posh on pic 4.

I love the length of the dress cuz it shows of her nice legs...
but the dress itself is fuckery.

And Eva...I think is pretty well proportioned for being a short woman.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 10:31am
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this girl.....I don't know!!!! I want to SO "like her".....but I just CAN'T!!!!

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 10:37am
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Say what you want about the rest, but those are some world class wheels.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 10:50am
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she always looks the same! even though she always looks good, it's kind of boring. show us some ugly or something

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 11:16am
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yeah she has a good figure no doubt i just mean her face, its all make up

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 11:17am
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I've seen here without makeup AlinaMaria .... SCARY !!!

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 11:36am
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God i fucking hate this rat faced shortass. I never saw the appeal of this old, overrated, average looking bitch and i never will.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 11:49am
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damn rexy !! don't hold back tell us what you really think ! lol

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 12:12pm
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AHA! the Texas beauty bringin some heat... bring on the jealous bastardly bitches parade..hahaha (The dress does suck though)

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 1:07pm
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Rat-faced bitch.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 6:22pm
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this tranny wears loads of makeup wherever she goes and still looks like a pile of poop..

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 9:41pm
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somewhere out there there is a pile of potatos crying out for their long lost sack!

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 @ 10:37pm
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I love her legs.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 8:50pm
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This dress was specifically designed for Eva to slip her chicken fillets into the top pockets for a bit of boobage. Looks like she forgot.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 @ 8:57am
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