Eva Mendes @ 36th AFI Life Achievement Awards
Posted on Friday, June 13th, 2008 @ 4:39pm by Moelicious
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMThis event was held @ the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, CA to honor Warren Beatty.
Have you guys seen the new promotional poster for Eva's upcoming new flick, The Spirit?
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*stares at pg. 3 & pg. 5*
BITCH....TAKE THOSE POOR LOUBOUTINS OFF!!!! YOU'RE STRETCHING THEM OUT AND RUINING THEM!!!
you look like an ugly dyke, what do you need nice FEMININE shoes for?? and youre too tall for them., nobody wants to look at some 6'5" woman, how gross. get over it, youre an ugly fat tranny-looking bitch, no louboutins for you. you probably cant afford them anyway and they would look ugly paired up with your cheap tacky clothes, tats, and pounds of fat.
LULZ.
She's a wonderfully sexy and beautiful but she's also a horrible actress, sad to say. Still, very nice to look at.
So I'm wondering...when her dress is cut so wide at the top....can u get really close to her and take a peek down at the goods or is there something there to cover that space?
just wondering....
Probably it's for cock teasing.
Hmm.
Yup.
Looking good there Ms. Mendes.
Her face is not too hot, but she does have an awesome bod I think
How is she in any way fat...if this is fat then what should women the size of monique, carnie wilson, and roseanne be classified as? she is boney as hell, I'll def say that...and she deserves a brown bag....
shoes i didnt care if she has feet or stumps i would bang the taste out of her mouth you homos
OMG!!!! it talks!! Da fuck....
She has an overbite from sucking too much dick. And that face looks like it has been dick slapped afterwards. She needs bigger tits.
fugly fugly
i can't believe this shhh. Candice geta 72 posts and 2/3 of the Kardashians get 149 posts and a women who is a goddess compared to the aforementioned can only muster 13 lousy posts. you bastards! eva mendes is top 5 most beautiful things in this universe. only the sun, the stars, the moon, and the aurora borealis beat her.
btw she's perfect in these pics.
omg i just found out she's 34 yrs. that is unthinkable. i always thought she was like 28. she's 34 and hasn't married...something's up. I bet she's just waiting for Sir Percy. DON'T WAIT A SECOND LONGER EVA, SIR PERCY IS ON HIS WAY
Sir Percy -
If it's any consolation to you, I'm pretty sure the volume of comments on each post don't relate much to how beautiful the subject is, it's just a gauge of how much arguing and complaining the subject evokes from people. With that in mind, it makes perfect sense that the Kim K post has tons of comments, because the opinions on her are so polarized to the extreme. To add to stuff to rant about, there's the whole reality show whore, famous for no discernible reason, useless spoiled rich girl thing. So, there ya go!
she is horrible and beds down darkys so to hell with her she smells like cow shit
Sir Percy, get in line you bastard. She's mine. Take my sloppy seconds if you'd like...but the woman is mine.
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