Eva Longoria Wants More Privacy... According To Her T-Shirt
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Eva Longoria is not pregnant, says hubbyBasketball ace Tony Parker has denied his wife Eva Longoria is pregnant - because they are not trying for a baby.
The couple has been plagued by reports they are expecting ever since Longoria was spotted wearing a loose-fitting dress in New York earlier this month.
But Parker has refuted the persistent reports. He says, "She’s not pregnant now if that’s your question. I’m not thinking like that right now." Source
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"because they are not trying for a baby."
Yea, because that fact alone will garantee that she can't get pregnant,tell that to all the unwanted pregnancies out there of those who weren't trying for a baby. She probably stopped taking her birth control pills behind his back.
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who is this overrated boring chica?
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The last pic is really something.
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I hope they give her the privacy she wants so that we won't see her annoying ass ever again. Same goes for Heidi Montag, who wore this t-shirt before Eva anyways...
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want more privacy? quit your job & move to WYOMING otherwise STFU.
in other news; she is smoking in these pics and i'm not even a longoria guy. nice pirate treasure in #4. i'm talkin 'bout that BOOTY...ARGH!!!
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once her show desperate whorewives is canceled since the rating suck, and nobody even gives a shit about it but her and her haaaaas been cast mates, & since every movie she's been in has TANKED, all went practiacally straight to DVD after dismal openings, then hell ya, she will get all the "privacy" she wants real soon. overrated mousy, big dent in her nose, talentless, barely average looking hag.
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She's always trying to sound funny through her shirts: "Brad, I wil have your baby", "I want more privacy"...
I want to wear one showing "Fuck you, weasel-faced cunt" just for her.
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LMAO
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Let me have one in small, Eve.
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me too me too...an xs for me, please
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Damn, that fire hydrant...
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This bitch is one of the most annoying women in Hollywood.
REALLY nice ass tho.
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Agree, but she is kind of pretty in an annoying way. Something about her makes me want to slap her.
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I'll just add my appreciation for the shots of her ass. Annoying as she might be, there is no questioning her ass hotness.
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Very annoying axe-wound....
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You know what would be real funny, if the paparazzi saw this broad and turned their back on her, got in their cars and drove away, she would start crying, all these celebrities say they want privacy until they have something to promote, if they were truly left alone, they would shrivel up and die.
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damn right!!!!!!
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You are so right #14
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She has a great ass.
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Why is she trying to get Ass Fucked by the Fire Hydrant in pic #4? Isn't Tony Parker big enough?
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bitch puhlease..."i want more privacy"...what is that...a cry for help? i love how these lil attention whores spend their entire lives to be famous and to be followed but then they get bored and start complaining
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