Ellen Page Might be a Lesbian Rice Chaser

These were snapped @ the "Juno" press conference in Tokyo

Can someone please ID the rice for the Bastardly Rice Chaser Community? Thanks.

Can you see Ellen Page as Jane Eyre? Of corset.
Wise-cracking "Juno" star Ellen Page to play "Jane Eyre?" In a BBC production?

Not everyone in the blogosphere is thrilled with the latest casting news announced this week.

It is somewhat hard to imagine the sarcastic "Smart People" star as the lead in this swooning Gothic romance penned by Charlotte Brontë, one of the most filmed novels in movie history.

Playing the love-struck governess will be Page's first period part. Right now, she's busy filming Drew Barrymore's "Whip It" and wearing full-on roller derby gear. [LA TImes Blog]

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33 Scandalous Comments

that asian chick is a real cutie!

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 2:02pm

I would go les for Ellen anyday.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 2:14pm

The "rice" is Satomi Ishihara a Japanese actress.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 2:39pm

Ellen Degeneres, turn the Page!! Another Ellen has arrived

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 2:42pm

"The rice"?!

WTF?

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 2:44pm

Do you think is has something to do with name....

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 2:51pm

If Jeanne Garofalo was to have a daughter it would come out to looking like Ellen Page.

/Juno SUCKED!

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:15pm

Pass on that hairy Juno thing, but that asian woman is cute as hell.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:16pm

Wow, no clue who is next to her but she's cute

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:17pm

OW! HAWT fucking Asian!

Shame about the butch lesbo spoiling the pics.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:20pm

Yeah the asian girl is pretty hot.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:23pm

The rice? That is so fucked up. But Satomi Ishihara (if that is her name) is a definite cutie.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:32pm

Unnecessary racism is so sad! Here you have a very attractive woman and an asshat wants to throw a slur at her? Fucking dipshit!

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:00pm

"The rice"...Moe or Jackson really do not like being asian, or at least, being asian men.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:03pm

yeah that chink is pretty cute

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:12pm

the asian woman definitely is a cutie.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:16pm

The asian girl is much more beautiful.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:16pm

The asian chick is hot.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 4:40pm

what, i love rice.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 5:08pm

Forget about this Canadian lesbo! The Japanese girl in the pics is pretty.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 6:13pm

To hell with Ellen Page, I want more pics from the Japanese ho! Moe, what kind of crappy post is this?

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 6:17pm

she's wearing too much make-up for the outfit (if she's supposed to be a tomboy lesbian, I mean)

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 7:02pm

don;t be hating the next Oscar winning actress within 5 years... but she does look like boy here.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 7:07pm

Yes, the Japanese girl is cute. I think Ellen will make a good Jane Eyre. Yeah, that's what caught my attention. I'm a nerd. Jane's supposed to be frowny and kind of dorky and frumpy, and she's described often as tiny and sarcastic. Obviously Ellen Page can abundantly pull all that off, but she's supposed to also be in love with a man. So, the straight part, I'll take a wait and see approach on.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 7:13pm

the japanese woman is cute i give you that but they all look the same don`t they

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 8:14pm

Ellen is so cute when she actually tries! :)

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 8:18pm

By Jaclyn's standards, even a scarecrow looks so cute.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 8:47pm

ew Ellen learn how to dress please, lazy bitch.

Saturday, May 10th, 2008 @ 12:02am

What ever you do keep making those racist jokes!!! Fuck politeness and manners!!!

Saturday, May 10th, 2008 @ 4:57pm

Hispanic people eat lots of rice too.

Sunday, May 11th, 2008 @ 3:29pm

They already have a name "rice" is taken.

Sunday, May 11th, 2008 @ 4:23pm

i'd tap it on her forehead. japo chic is hawt, and probably really polite. 'teehee, mr digglesworth, on my forehead? teehee, as you wish.' i've done worse tho.

Sunday, May 11th, 2008 @ 5:47pm

Satomi Ishihara for the win!

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 11:48am

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