Ellen Page Might be a Lesbian Rice Chaser
Posted on Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:00pm by Moelicious
These were snapped @ the "Juno" press conference in TokyoCan someone please ID the rice for the Bastardly Rice Chaser Community? Thanks.
Can you see Ellen Page as Jane Eyre? Of corset.
Wise-cracking "Juno" star Ellen Page to play "Jane Eyre?" In a BBC production?
Not everyone in the blogosphere is thrilled with the latest casting news announced this week.
It is somewhat hard to imagine the sarcastic "Smart People" star as the lead in this swooning Gothic romance penned by Charlotte Brontë, one of the most filmed novels in movie history.
Playing the love-struck governess will be Page's first period part. Right now, she's busy filming Drew Barrymore's "Whip It" and wearing full-on roller derby gear. [LA TImes Blog]
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that asian chick is a real cutie!
I would go les for Ellen anyday.
The "rice" is Satomi Ishihara a Japanese actress.
Ellen Degeneres, turn the Page!! Another Ellen has arrived
"The rice"?!
WTF?
Do you think is has something to do with name....
If Jeanne Garofalo was to have a daughter it would come out to looking like Ellen Page.
/Juno SUCKED!
Pass on that hairy Juno thing, but that asian woman is cute as hell.
Wow, no clue who is next to her but she's cute
OW! HAWT fucking Asian!
Shame about the butch lesbo spoiling the pics.
Yeah the asian girl is pretty hot.
The rice? That is so fucked up. But Satomi Ishihara (if that is her name) is a definite cutie.
Unnecessary racism is so sad! Here you have a very attractive woman and an asshat wants to throw a slur at her? Fucking dipshit!
"The rice"...Moe or Jackson really do not like being asian, or at least, being asian men.
yeah that chink is pretty cute
the asian woman definitely is a cutie.
The asian girl is much more beautiful.
The asian chick is hot.
what, i love rice.
Forget about this Canadian lesbo! The Japanese girl in the pics is pretty.
To hell with Ellen Page, I want more pics from the Japanese ho! Moe, what kind of crappy post is this?
she's wearing too much make-up for the outfit (if she's supposed to be a tomboy lesbian, I mean)
don;t be hating the next Oscar winning actress within 5 years... but she does look like boy here.
Yes, the Japanese girl is cute. I think Ellen will make a good Jane Eyre. Yeah, that's what caught my attention. I'm a nerd. Jane's supposed to be frowny and kind of dorky and frumpy, and she's described often as tiny and sarcastic. Obviously Ellen Page can abundantly pull all that off, but she's supposed to also be in love with a man. So, the straight part, I'll take a wait and see approach on.
the japanese woman is cute i give you that but they all look the same don`t they
Ellen is so cute when she actually tries! :)
By Jaclyn's standards, even a scarecrow looks so cute.
ew Ellen learn how to dress please, lazy bitch.
What ever you do keep making those racist jokes!!! Fuck politeness and manners!!!
Hispanic people eat lots of rice too.
They already have a name "rice" is taken.
i'd tap it on her forehead. japo chic is hawt, and probably really polite. 'teehee, mr digglesworth, on my forehead? teehee, as you wish.' i've done worse tho.
Satomi Ishihara for the win!
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