liz hurley leading 3-0 at the moment!

Okay liz hurleys face is much prettier but she looks like a has-been----gwyneth paltrow looks much better in my opinion.

Liz Hurley.

I hate the Pretentious Bitch Paltrow. So annoying and demeaning to others.

I hate how liz hurley is trying to sport Indian clothes.... She would have looked much better in a simple dress.

she looks hot in a sari!!

paltrow is fucking ugly...no contest here...

funny caption moe

I actually like Gwyneth here....But I am I sucker for bare shoulders.

Why can't we pick the hot milf in between the two of them?

I wanna be Liz her boytoy.

man, g. paltrow is getting milf raped.

Beautiful dress! Or do I have to say "sari"?

No Eve, you dont have to be "sari" you just have to be mildly apologetic.

That was a terrible joke.

Anyway....Elizabeth Hurley for the win. Anyone who names their kid Apple is a fucking wackjob.

Did she really name her kid Apple? lmao boy or girl?

I don't know how Gwyneth Paltrow got so far in the movie industry
she can't act, and looks below average, nothing special about her

@ 14. Richard and his puns...now stop.

@16.

Yeah, she did. It's a little girl. Named Apple. That kid's gonna be a heroin addict or some kind of indie rocker in the future.

Fuck me. I hate to do this, but I'm going Paltrow. Mainly because of that fucking horrible tent Liz is wearing. At least Paltrow had the decency to give me feet.

^ (not busted) feet....see pic #7....blech....

does she sleep with hindu guys too?

Paltrow was never hot.

Mmmm....I love both soooo much, but liz owns it!

Pretentious, yes. Hot, YES. Go Gwynnie

Liz for the win!!!

5. shabnam (Uncertified Bastard)

I hate how liz hurley is trying to sport Indian clothes.... She would have looked much better in a simple dress.

You know she married some British-Indian billionaire, right?

Liz Hurley is very beautiful and classy. She usually has great taste in clothes, but I'm not feeling the sari. Pretty color on her, though.

I never considered Gwyneth beautiful. She seems stuck up. I think her son's name is Moses. Apple and Moses. The names just flow together.

'Beautiful dress! Or do I have to say "sari"?'

Is there a problem calling a sari, a "sari" now? lol

I hate both of these bitches. I could name 1000000 other hot mothers out there.

Gwyneth is doable as is Hurley but Gwyn is younger so she wins.

Where's the 'neither' option?

That saree is cheap-looking. Maybe if she actually were Indian, she'd have a clue...

Definitely the lovely Elizabeth Hurley she looks very pretty in that dress. Gwyneth looks like a plain jane compared to liz. My vote goes to Liz.

As much as Liz is my first pick always, I dont have a problem pleasing Gwyneth the way women like any day of the week!

ugly bitches both of em, they are not even old enough to look so shitty. Ugly, talentless beaches I might add, all those bjs to hollywood execs of course paid off...keep sucking hos!!