Elizabeth Hurley vs Gwyneth Paltrow: Bastardly MILF Matchup
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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liz hurley leading 3-0 at the moment!
Atomic-MulletReply to this Comment
Okay liz hurleys face is much prettier but she looks like a has-been----gwyneth paltrow looks much better in my opinion.
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Liz Hurley.
king biscuitReply to this Comment
I hate the Pretentious Bitch Paltrow. So annoying and demeaning to others.
BlueElement2kReply to this Comment
I hate how liz hurley is trying to sport Indian clothes.... She would have looked much better in a simple dress.
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she looks hot in a sari!!
MoeReply to this Comment
paltrow is fucking ugly...no contest here...
WokkaWokkaReply to this Comment
funny caption moe
francois-antoineReply to this Comment
I actually like Gwyneth here....But I am I sucker for bare shoulders.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
Why can't we pick the hot milf in between the two of them?
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I wanna be Liz her boytoy.
bunnywhopperReply to this Comment
man, g. paltrow is getting milf raped.
MoeReply to this Comment
Beautiful dress! Or do I have to say "sari"?
EveReply to this Comment
No Eve, you dont have to be "sari" you just have to be mildly apologetic.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
That was a terrible joke.
Anyway....Elizabeth Hurley for the win. Anyone who names their kid Apple is a fucking wackjob.
Caitie HarmfulReply to this Comment
Did she really name her kid Apple? lmao boy or girl?
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I don't know how Gwyneth Paltrow got so far in the movie industry
neo geishashe can't act, and looks below average, nothing special about her
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@ 14. Richard and his puns...now stop.
EveReply to this Comment
@16.
Yeah, she did. It's a little girl. Named Apple. That kid's gonna be a heroin addict or some kind of indie rocker in the future.
Caitie HarmfulReply to this Comment
Fuck me. I hate to do this, but I'm going Paltrow. Mainly because of that fucking horrible tent Liz is wearing. At least Paltrow had the decency to give me feet.
John of the ThomasReply to this Comment
^ (not busted) feet....see pic #7....blech....
John of the ThomasReply to this Comment
does she sleep with hindu guys too?
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Paltrow was never hot.
MissyReply to this Comment
Mmmm....I love both soooo much, but liz owns it!
RichardDReply to this Comment
Pretentious, yes. Hot, YES. Go Gwynnie
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Liz for the win!!!
Cherrypie22Reply to this Comment
5. shabnam (Uncertified Bastard)
I hate how liz hurley is trying to sport Indian clothes.... She would have looked much better in a simple dress.
You know she married some British-Indian billionaire, right?
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Liz Hurley is very beautiful and classy. She usually has great taste in clothes, but I'm not feeling the sari. Pretty color on her, though.
I never considered Gwyneth beautiful. She seems stuck up. I think her son's name is Moses. Apple and Moses. The names just flow together.
RhondaReply to this Comment
'Beautiful dress! Or do I have to say "sari"?'
Is there a problem calling a sari, a "sari" now? lol
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I hate both of these bitches. I could name 1000000 other hot mothers out there.
LeanneReply to this Comment
Gwyneth is doable as is Hurley but Gwyn is younger so she wins.
EvilSamuraiReply to this Comment
Where's the 'neither' option?
One comment to end them allReply to this Comment
That saree is cheap-looking. Maybe if she actually were Indian, she'd have a clue...
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Definitely the lovely Elizabeth Hurley she looks very pretty in that dress. Gwyneth looks like a plain jane compared to liz. My vote goes to Liz.
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As much as Liz is my first pick always, I dont have a problem pleasing Gwyneth the way women like any day of the week!
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ugly bitches both of em, they are not even old enough to look so shitty. Ugly, talentless beaches I might add, all those bjs to hollywood execs of course paid off...keep sucking hos!!
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