Elisha Cuthbert - MAXIM Magazine, May 2008

im glad she doesnt have that stupid short haircut anymore

this is what shes supposed to look like. smoking hot

she really does look better with long hair. she has a nice little curvy body too.

i don't get the quote about guys trying to pick her up in cars....i don't know if she thinks that is something special but it happens all the time even to girls who aren't movie stars and have actually have tinted windows. get over yourself elisha!

*and actually have tinted windows....my bad

Very cute, but I hear she's a real bitch. I can find hot women that aren't a pain in the ass.

I hate that "airbrushed until it looks like plastic" they do on these photos. Looks awful like it's a 3D computer graphics character.

She does seem to come off like a spoiled bitch.

Her stock dropped big time when she starting hanging with her pal Paris and then got that goofy short haircut. These are nice but she probably really is a super bitch.

I have to agree about the overphotoshopping in these photos but Maxim does this with everything.
Does anyone else think her feet look strange on page 5?

^ I've gotten to the point where I really detest photoshop and I think it's much more attractive to see people as they really look in photos, even if there are flaws.

Hallery - It looks like they overphotoshopped her feet along with everything else.

I guess they figured that no one would be looking at them anyway.

No one but me and you.

I would rather see pics of her taken with a cell phone in a mirror than this.

^^^ lmao

I'll take any photos I can get from her....Things I would do....
I'd sit throught quadruple feature just to feel the warmth of her hand.

Smoke in mirrors. Shots of her at the beach came out about 3-4 weeks ago and she looked nothing (and I mean nothing) like this. Maxim is a joke. I'd rather get off on Anime.

yeah, agree it's over photo-shopped, but she does look pretty damn hot here.

yeah, noticed the squirrely feet in that pic too. so it goes.

She sounds like a real bitch. PROTIP: Guys don't fall alseep unless you take them to lame-ass chic movies, mkay.

Maxim is actually a giant photoshop ad.

"Guys don't fall alseep unless you take them to lame-ass chic movies" - Guys that think this way always wonder why they get dumped....Just messing with you....Kind of....You may want review your veiw though...Just cause it involves feelings/women doesn't mean a guy can't like.....
Plus as I was reading that and the "mkay" part....I couldn't help but imagine Bill Maher....Not that's a picture I don't want sticking in my memory.

get over urself u mole.
u look like u took a beating to the face.

Ok. Terrible pics for maxim. Why is she covering her body so much? WTF!!!

Maxim did a great job in this photoshoot (or photoshop), because she has looked pretty rough in candid photos over the past few months.

M I N X

i've had to demote someone from my top 5 because of this shoot - goddamn!

She really comes off as a bitch in this interview.

"I want to apologize for not releasing a sex tape."

What do you want, a gold star?

"Guys try and pick me up in my car."

Yeah, maybe five years ago. We've seen the recent non-Photoshopped photos, so stop lying.

"I hate when guys fall asleep during a movie. There won't be a second date."

Going to the movies on a first date is lame. Very lame. In fact, I think I'd fall asleep.

Hot chick holding her tits = instant erection.
Hot chick holding her tits + licking/sucking her own nipple = premature ejaculation.

Here's to hoping Cuthbert performs #2 soon....

#4: Bitches are the hottest girls.
Elisha is a Bitch.
Elisha = Hottest Girl.
Ever.
She is a wet dream come to life.

@19 - haha yea, tell me about it. Reminds me of when I got dragged into watching Titanic when it first came out. Whew, a whole 2.5 hours of endless romantic waffling and I didn't doze off once. Least the ending was fun. :)

Oh and it's not Bill Maher - I got it off South Park, mkay.

STill thinking Bill Maher.... :O)
Oh God...Titanic was the movie I was thinking about.....I don't remember much about the movie, but it was the first time I'd held my girlfriend's hand after 6 years of being apart....All I remember was holding her hand and enjoying that connection.
That girlfriend is my wife now.....
Seen the movie since.....Such tragedy...No, not the Titanic...The movie.

Meh, she's boring.
Gillian Anderson should have made the cover. I know she's in this issue, she's WAY hotter than this chick.

Way hotter is right and probably down to earth.....And probably worth having a conversation.....I still like Elisha a lot though, but I know...That it is a lot of smoke and mirrors.

she's looking better here then she has lately - and I agree the short hair style was not working for her...

She's sexy, but she seems dumb as a brick. Plus, she hangs out with Paris, which automatically makes her fail by default.

way better with the long hair but yeah she needs to get over herself

soososososo gorgeous. especially love pic 3

Richard - That's a great story. And yes, guys do get dumped (at least in part) for unwillingness to watch chick flicks! It shows a general lack of being able to compromise.

hahahahahaha...this bitch really thinks she is god's gift to men, doesnt she? talking about guys trying to pick her up in her car and she should have tinted windows...gimme a fucking break...if you're driving with your windows down, almost every young chick gets whistled at, stared at, etc etc in traffic and at red-lights...she sounds like a real bitch saying, "guys only have one chance to impress me"...bitch, please...you are just an ordinary girl with a decent face...but not sure why you are acting like you are some type of a super-model or some shit

lol love your comment d55, ya really nailed.

But I do have to say, she does look good here. Can't take my eyes of those thigh's.... hehe

And thats the bottom line.....

She looks hot here... but I have seen her candids.

Love this girl, I find these pics don't do her justice, she's soooo pretty on tv, like in The Girl Next Door, flawless face and body.

her hair grew back yay she doesnt look like a dike anymore now shes back to being a beauty

37,
thanks, man...bitches like her drive me crazy...usually the insecure ones play that game, trying to make everyone think they have every guy wrapped around their finger and every guy must serve them to be even in her presence

ever since "the girl next door" I've had it bad for this chick

she so gorgeous...
loved her...

@ . SchmaddaKid there's one hot woman who's not a pain in the ass, Emily Procter! she's one of a kind!;p but elisha, pretty ok too, (physically)

well, elisha is pretty... we hav 2 giv her that... but when it comes to men... she is way out of line... she not GORGEOUS... wen she's that.., OK she cld talk like that. Beauty... is nothing... its just like a flower in the moring... evening.... then it fades away????????????????

oooh wahht a pose..............................

i want to fuck her..........very much .....how can i do that................elisha

i love my cuz shes the best and all these ppl are so stupid only thing they want is to get in her pants dumb dumb

oh please half you guys talking shit about how bitchy she is would probably give your left nut to even be in her presence. then if you were in her presence half of you wouldnt have the balls to talk to her! its always the lamest guys complaining about who is a bitch and who's not. if you think she's a bitch that just means you cant keep up!