DOW SINKS 780 POINTS! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE GETS ENGAGED TO JESSICA BIEL!
Monday, September 29th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex
Photo Credit: VENTURINI/bauergriffinonline.comWith so many hot chicks out there, Justin Timberlake supposedly folded his cards in Rome a few days back w/ Jessica Biel. Did J.Biel mix someting in JT's drink or what?!
Here's a summary of the big night: Before enjoying crazy engagement sex @ their hotel, JT treated Jessica to dinner at "Quinzi and Gabrieli" and toasted each other's future with some champaign. Following dinner, as the lovebirds strolled through the Piazza di Spagna on their way back for some hot tub love making at their hotel, they enjoyed some pre-engagement-sex gelato.
I hope you bastards are taking notes b/c this is how JT impresses the ladies & I'm sure the same moves will also work on slutty sorority chicks at the bars on Thursday nights.
Anyway, as you guys know, we're here at Bastardly feel JT should simply sleep around with hot chicks as long as he possibly can. If he must settle down, the chick better be at least a 9 or 10 & must have fireworks shooting out from between her legs.
And for those interested, here's a snap of the jewels JT busted out on J.Biel:
ugly ass jewelry
Reply to this Comment
Where's you picture, ugly? Does anyone EVER buy you ANYTHING???
You sound bitter and very jealous. Not a good look, girls.
Reply to this Comment
Fuck, I hate these things.
1. I'm a paranoid cunt about sharing names, pictures, etc on the internet
2.No, nobody does. Just about everything I have I earned, and I'm very proud of that.
3. I think you're confusing cynicism with jealousy
4. Since when should I take advice about relationships from an anonymous guy named Micky on a site called Bastardly?
Reply to this Comment
who are those 3 sitting on the stairs on pg 11
the jonas brothers?lol
Reply to this Comment
i think they look cute together
Reply to this Comment
+1 on that.
Reply to this Comment
He just wants some of that nice ass...once he gets enough of it, he'll dump her...for another one...
Reply to this Comment
IF THATS JEWLERY,A CAMARO IS A EXOTIC SPORTS CAR
Reply to this Comment
the Homostapo was closing in on these two they would have been found out sooner or later
this was their only option to conceal their gayness
Reply to this Comment
Homostapo! Ha, never heard of them, and I hope I never do...
Justin can't contain his happiness, just look at the bottom picture 9, wow.
Reply to this Comment
Good for them. The odds are betting against them!, but good for them.
Reply to this Comment
she looks hot to trot
Reply to this Comment
i dont like the jewelry its ugly and looks like an old ladies
Reply to this Comment
Smart move, JT. She is one hot tamale. And she seems very smart too.
Reply to this Comment
Should we be intruding on this private moment?
Reply to this Comment
Well this sure knocks her credibility down a whole lot. What a loser she choses. I fee sorry for her hot ass.
Reply to this Comment
She looks less mannish than usual.
Reply to this Comment
And how many girls have you raped? Were they not over 20 the last time?
Has the number gone up? Most likely
Reply to this Comment
And your point was?
Reply to this Comment
You know Cameron Diaz must feel really horrible. Considering they were together a lot longer and he never proposed to her.
Reply to this Comment
Diaz could give a rats-ass about JT or who he is with. She (professed at one time) has no interest in long term relationships or marriage. In other words (and based on her proclivity toward guys) all she wants is hard dick day and night and when she is bored with him; on to the next pepsi bottle penis.
I think she has a sexual ADHD.
Reply to this Comment
You're right. Diaz doesn't give a rats-ass about you
Reply to this Comment
Ugh Im so jealous. No JT!! Why?!!
Reply to this Comment
going around whit no bodyguard ?
Reply to this Comment
this "no-bodyguard" crap going anything but driving me nuts as shit, theres usually a fucking bodyguard in any supervisiton areas, but so much for anything but failures...
Reply to this Comment
Shiit!! ok, they are very cute together, but it cant change that im very jealous about that.. i hope they grow together very happily but i want my justiiiiiiiiin :(:(
Reply to this Comment
This chick goes out in public with messed up hair, sweats, and no makeup. Girls like that don't mind getting dirty and nasty in bed. Justin's a lucky man.
Reply to this Comment
Your right she goes out in public with messed up hair, sweatty, no makeup and still she looks damn fine.
Justin is a lucky bastard indeed.
.. So breakup in what do you say 2 months? 2 weeks?
Reply to this Comment
mines: never!!!
Reply to this Comment
+1 for cute couples, -141 of DOW! SCREW DOW! SHIT!
Reply to this Comment
Make a Scandalous Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!