Doutzen Kroes Brings The Weekend Links!
Friday, September 19th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex
- Pamela Anderson’s Boobs Will Never Let Us Down [HollywoodTuna]- Aubrey O’Day is Today’s Daily Snapshot Gallery [CO-ED Magazine]
- Dita Von Teese’s Wonderbra Flim [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Sarah Jessica Parker Attends DVD Launch For Sex And The City: The Movie [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Gary Coleman is charged [Celebslam]
- Candy Girls! Ow! [Complex]
- Katie's Big Broadway Welcome [Dlisted]
- Paris Hilton's Dog Was Eaten [Yeeeah!]
- Hilary Swank has a Benign Growth [Derek Hail]
- Micorosoft dumped Seinfeld [The Blemish]
- Creatief met... karton [Flabber]
- Aubrey O'Day Loves Porn [Celeb Parasite]
- A-Rod and wife Cynthia Rodriguez finalize their divorce with no drama [Cele|bitchy]
- Megan Fox GQ Video (OMG,OMG, OMG!!!!!) [The Bastardly Society]
- WILL FERRELL ANSWERS INTERNET QUESTIONS [Unibrow]
- Tiffani Thiessen Rarely Misses a Meal [The Grumpiest]
- Anne Hathaway Almost Hits One Home [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And, of course...
And, lastly...
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if anyone deserves to have her dog eaten it's paris hilton
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Usually I find her extremely boring and plain, but she looks gorgeous here.
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... She looks like Denise Richards... oh dear
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Stunning, pretty and sexy !
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great pictures
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Pic 2 looks like she's peeing on the bottle, is that a new frangrance?
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you mean pic 3
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Fucking Ugly. i hate this bitch's duck lips, angular jaws, and weird narrow furry forehead. this bitch got nothin' on adriana lima
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Funny how you mention angular jaws and duck lips.... doesn't that sound like Lima? Only this is a perfect white version 1000 times updated. Doutzen is stunning.
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"Only this is a perfect white version"
oh for the love of FSM
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For a minute there, I thought she was playing the "Chinese, Japanese" game we did with our eyes in grade school.
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The guess the celebrity legs entries below are exactly what make me hesitant to rock the bastardly tshirt. Maybe I'll buy one and hide it in my closet.
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If her eyes were naturally shaped the way they are in the cover/1st pic she's be so much more gorgeous
but she's already really pretty
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pic 3...wowza!
was not expecting that.
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Doutzen finally shows she has a naughty, sexy side. Yow!
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Well she was paid to look like this so yea ..
She looks great, pic 3 was hot madness
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She's stunning! But WTF is she doing with her eyes in pic 1, trying to look Asian??
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Bravo Doutzen! The first time she does it for me - very sexy!
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P.M.I.T.B.A.W.H.I.T.R.
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she's really pretty here...so much better when shes not smiling
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How have you been? It's been the ages since I use a the eyelash-fucker-upers. She Italiano?
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Nothing special here. Pic 4 she kinda looks like Lima.
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About the T-shirts: you'd sell more if the word 'bastard' wasn't on the fucking thing, you stupid twat.
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haha
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Hate the nails.
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WOW OMFG
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Loved her from the beginning...Does anyone else think this is what Shiloh may grow up to look like?
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SHILOH IS FUCKING UGLY. SHILOH IS FUCKING FUGLY. SHILOH IS A UGLY LITTLE BITCH. SHILOH IS A FUGLY LITTLE CUNT.
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DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING WHORE. DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING CUNT. DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING SLUT. DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING BITCH. I FUCKING HATE DOUTZEN. DOUTZEN DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.
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Wow, never noticed but she has gorgeous hands/nails.
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