Donatella & Allegra Versace @ Jessica Alba's Campari Calendar Launch

Photo Credit: OLYCOM/bauergriffinonline.com

In an attempt to dull the excruciating pain that you're probably feeling right now, please view Jessica Alba's Campari Calendar & also her pics from the launch party.

On a slightly positive note, besides Allegra's "I'm-an-anorexic-cancer-patient-just-hours-away-from-death" makeup, she appears to be looking much better than the last time we saw her.
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How the fuck did Donatella give birth to Marilyn Manson?

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 1:37pm
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I've had the same thought when I came across this disgusting pic

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 8:46pm
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This is so disgusting on soooo many different levels. I *was* eating my bastardly lunch, then I saw this and decided I'd rather go take a shit.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 1:49pm
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Allegra has a serious eating disorder and no one's doing anything about it.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 1:54pm
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Somebody throw Karen Carpenter a sandwich. Extra mayo.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 1:59pm
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So the living dead to walk the earth then...

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 2:04pm
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what the fuck, seriously. how can someone with such a horribly obvious and dangerous eating disorder go out dressed up in designer dresses and professional makeup and hair to these events like nothing is wrong with her? someone needs to stage an intervention and get her some help or keep her out of the media...this is just frightening

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 2:22pm
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Amen......Oh great and powerful Grinch!

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 3:03pm
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Ahhh. the lifestyle of the rich, trendy,and stupid.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 3:28pm
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Have you looked at her mom? Donatella is convinced that she's hot piece of ass with her plastic surgery face and "healthy" glow. It's no wonder her kid is a freakshow too. Who's going to tell that much money anything other than "you look faaaahbulous dahling"?

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 11:18pm
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She's ready to be turned into a pricy leather handbag. She IS a bag. The other one, well I think she'd split in half if a big dick got driven up her hoochie'. Those arms are just stunning.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 3:01pm
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I think I will become gay (not that there is anything wrong with that).

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 3:02pm
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"And here we have some fine Italian leather". And how about the wrist on Viagra' that's thicker than her humerus? Scary shit, daayyyym.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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at least she covered her nasty sticks for arms here. Nobody wants to see that nasty skeletal body exposed. And shouldn't she be stuffing her face somewhere at McD's rather than walking around frightening people.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 3:38pm
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Donaldfella is grotesque. The daughter is pretty sad looking, too.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 3:58pm
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Regarding Donatella: "Yeah...I put the lime in the coconut and she drank a bowl up..Unfortunately the bowl was also full of ugly."

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 4:05pm
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Skellatella and skellegra

seriously that is a man and a matchstick

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 4:00pm
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Ugly this ugly omg these two things are so ugly. How have to human being managed to make themselfs so hideous?!
I see the pics... 'eww' then I see their legs and I swear a little sick come up.
They both look like characters from Hellrasier or something. I can't stress how ghastly them things look.Both look like the cover models of Death and Dying magazine.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 4:50pm
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This is ugliness personified, just disgusting.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 6:05pm
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Donatella should be doing freaky German S&M porn...

fuck that is one ugly bitch..about the daughter..look at her mom. where the hell do you guys think she gets it from ??

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 7:34pm
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The Versace bloodline is filled with some ugly ass bitches. mom looks like she should be on a stake, in a cornfield, scaring away crows, while daughter looks like she has downs syndrome and is also suffering from a terminal illness. destroy them befroe they spread their DNA of ugliness to future generations.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 8:58pm
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i'd be scared to look donatella in the eye...

looks like she'd say "you looking at me you little bitch! what you want some of this?!" or something along those lines...

btw, you guys should warn us before you post pics that'll burn out pixels in our monitors...

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 9:04pm
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haha, what is that old trick? hot by comparison...

theses bitches are super-duper fugly by association...

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 9:11pm
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i kinda feel bad for the skinny one, eating disorder and all. but the other one is just someone that freaked the fuck out on plastic surgery, no feeling sorry for her there. fuck she is ugly. i would rather slam my dick in a meat grinder and pour bleach on the open wounds of my bleeding cock than touch that freaky bitch

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 @ 10:49pm
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I'm getting sick.... I wish I hadn't looked at these pics.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:26am
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She makes Jessica Alba look HUGE lol

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 12:46pm
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She got millions of dollar but she can't even buy a Big Mac to eat? that's pathetic.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 10:27am
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Fucking sick! I'd love to force feed her 24 big macs a day in my basement until she's Rosie O DOnell size then parade the dumb hoooker around.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 10:33pm
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Really, I gotta ask: What fukN century was Donatella actually considered appealing and attractive? Or should I ask what planet she came from?

Saturday, December 6th, 2008 @ 12:31am
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