Donald Trump Bastardly Fantasy: Melania & Heidi Klum
Posted on Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 3:29pm by Moelicious
These were snapped @ Trump International Hotel Opening in Dubai.The sad reality of this Bastardly Fantasy: It's probably possible.
Dubai's $30m penthouse sale trumps record
Dubai government developer Nakheel hopes to sell a penthouse in Donald Trump's towers on Dubai's first artificial island for more than $30m, which would smash the emirate's record for its most expensive apartment.
The two towers of the Trump International Hotel & Tower, scheduled for completion in 2011, will form the gateway to Palm Jumeirah, the offshore development that will host a permanent residence for the Cirque du Soleil and the retired QE2 cruise liner, along with hotels, apartments and villas.
Chris O'Donnell, Nakheel's chief executive, said that based on initial interest in the 62-storey building he expected to sell one of the two Kelly Hoppen-designed penthouses within the next six months for more than $30m, beating Dubai's previous record for an apartment of $12m.
Mr Trump has reserved one of the development's 399 residences for himself. The project has already received bids as high as $3,270 a sq ft in pre-sales before yesterday's launch. The $1.1bn development, a joint venture with Nakheel, is the US magnate's first foray into the Middle East. [FT]
| 14 Bastardly Comments »
Donald Trump is bisexual?
There's something hot about these two 30-something year old women.
Nothing hot about Donald Trump. If I picture making sweet love to him... I am assaulted with visions of sweat dripping off him... old man body odor ooozing from his pores. Cigar breath and heavy panting. His fingers look wriklely and dry.. how could he even get a girl going? He'd have to use some sort of heavy lube on his fingers.. Spit would immediately be absorbed into his dried out skin. Sex with Donald Trump would be sickening
Euro trash both! And Trump is average white trash.
I couln't do Donald Trump.
Not even for the $3 million.
Sorry but EWWW!
I just picture his comb-over falling off and hanging to one side the whole time, in addition to everything that baciami_ala_mode said.
*shudders*
He'd probably drop dead and you'd be out 3 million and have to flee the state....Good choice...Just stay away.
good advice.
accept the flood damage of missouri, thats shit!
heidi's face looks good. but what the fuck with that flat chest?!!! at least she could wear a strapless bra with eeeeeeextra padding, maybe that way she could support her fame as a sexy vs model....
yeah heidi had her implants taken out after her vs days...her body isn't nearly as good without them.
milana screwing old trump for his $ is sick. she also looks like she's one surgery away from looking like cat woman, eyes all stretched back.
Melania looks like a scrounge next to Heidi.
This bloke has all the money in the world, capabilities to have his fookin' scalp transplanted with a nest of hair, and yet he continues to sport this ridiculous coif.
Twat.
Heidi is drop dead smokin hot at any age.
Trump is old money, so WTF makes him so special?
i wonder if heidi is racist against fat people like seal. how ironic.
seal, save that anger for the euro press. we don't roll like that over here rookie.
knowing donald trump for years!!! he's looking cool there
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