Did Pete Wentz Have Closet Homo Sex w/ Ashlee Simpson?
Thursday, April 17th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
These were snapped in NYC.Normally when celebs stay @ the Ritz, there's a crazy amount of sex involved, but in this case, I'm very skeptical.
I'm pretty sure Pete was locked up in the bathroom straightening his hair while Ass was laying on the plush bed decked out in ultra-kinky lingerie (that she bought for herself), anxiously awaiting Pete's return (which probably didn't happen).
Any other interesting theories of went down in their room?
Bastarchived in Ashlee Simpson, Babes, Dudes, Music, Temporarily In Love
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I hate them both.
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A: Turkey Baster
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Hey, those two dudes make kind of a cute couple.
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who has better hair? ass or pete?
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great captions
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He brought up the idea of a threesome, with another guy. I'm only on pic 2, and he looks like he doesnt want to touch assh
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A sex tape featuring these two be so gross...
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*would be.
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ok, he IS fucking her...in the ass....cause thats what celebrity gay dudes who want to look straight do...date a popular celebrity and put it in their asshole when they arent fucking one of the maddens...
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Nose and chin look very mannish in a bad way.
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I love how he's trying to convince the world, and himself, that he's straight by getting engaged.
Cause that girl will totally turn you on to women forever... right.
The least he could do is shag a VS model, then it might be believable that's he's "straight".
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aww.. that is so cute!! great caption and great shot from new york city! the home of giants!
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