Did John Mayer Get Some Jennifer Aniston Ass in Miami?

Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.co
These stalkerish bikini pics were snapped at the Mandarin in Miami, Florida.

Bastardly Questions that come to mind:

1. Why go for Jennifer Aniston's hasbeen ass when you can hit any hot piece of ass located @ clubs & bars all across Miami Beach?!
2. Why is John Mayer recycling chicks on his Previously Banged List? Is it out of convenience? Boredom? Maybe, pity?

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30 Scandalous Comments

Starfucker

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:28pm

both fugly untalented overrated people.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:32pm

John looks latino here...

Whatever with Aniston... they were showing on Vhl the hottest people from the 90's and she was on there, they were showing old footage of her. Wow she was so hot back then!!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:39pm

dont care what anyone says...shes hot.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:44pm

john mayer = i couldn't give a fuck. you and your music suck
jennifer aniston = i haven't given a fuck since about 2002. why are you still about?
useless couple...

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:46pm

who knew John "Your body's a wonderland, mr. pansy wanky, let's be best friends forever" Mayer was all tatted up like that. a sleeve? christ. that was a little unexpected.

as for jenny. yeah, well, as y'all often put it, I'd still hit that.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:54pm

The caption on page 5 is priceless. LOL

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:57pm

overrated and ugly poor jennifer aniston has always been ugly big chin, small eyes, no lips. Ugly skinny body. overrated swine bitch!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:58pm

overrated, but john mayer fucking sucks!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 7:05pm

i really get the vibe that this chick is extremely insecure...having been with brad pitt made her feel much more than she really is worth that even she couldnt believe it at first...now, only young men are making her feel good about herself...i might be way off though...just my theory

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 7:50pm

John mayer is a man whore and his music sucks.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 7:50pm

much more worthy*

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 7:50pm

god, i butchered that sentence so bad...it's beyond repair...oh well, you bastards get my point

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 7:51pm

Yes, he is getting some Jen ass.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 8:19pm

say what u want about Jen...her body is hot!
For any age.

John Mayer is the biggest piece of douchebag shit out there now.
He didnt give a fuck about Jessica Simpson and he doesnt give a fuck about Jennifer Anniston. He just wants to fuck them all. and the Pathetic thing about all this is that he isnt even HOT!!!

Says alot about these stupid hollywood bitches.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 8:49pm

Bastardly is now a home for elderly women?

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 8:50pm

@#4 If a flat assed, flat chested chick with a constant constipated look on her face is what floats your boat, then ok. Otherwise, she's not a hot piece of ass.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 10:24pm

John Mayer is kinda hot in a weird way. As long as he's not making the "oh face" that he makes when he plays, we'll be good to go.

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 10:47pm

hahaha...i'm just kiddin'...d55 you my girl

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 11:41pm

^^the demented bipolar poem writer strikes again

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 11:53pm

i promise in and out
i am not this bipolar poet you speak about
he is not she
and if i were certified clear this would be

seriously i'm not the bipolar poem writer...just george. haha

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 12:12am

^^my point, exactly. Wanna see a pic of Pam?? She looks reall nice.
Click on my name, she loves me

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 12:19am

Pam = Pamela Susan Courson?
if so looks like she's fun
at least thats what i see
why do you ask this of me?

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 12:34am

Don't you remember?? You wrote a poem about her.
And yeah - She looks like she's a lot of fun in bed ;)

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 12:39am

the bipolar poet and I are not the same
I have posted under 3 different names
1. hey d55 hooked on phonics worked for me
2. Snoop & Pharrell circa 2003
3. d55: lb 4 lb baddest thing throwin down
I'm on the bastardly but hardly ever make a sound

on a side note where is the poet about Pam i would like to view it.

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 12:58am

@20-25, you guys are so funny and that one person thought it was just me ;)

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 2:35am

pg 6 - her chin is bigger than his

these 2 are so boring

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 6:20am

barely average body there are lots of women on the street who's got a killer bod than hers. She should be walking with a bag on her head and just show her supposed "hot" body bwahahahhah!

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 4:29am

I agree with 28 jennifer Aniston is ugly. And her body is not so great either. I'd rather look like Fergie and at least Fergie can keep a hot guy unlike Maniston the boring lay.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 10:24am

omg d55 you're so randommmmmmmm!! :S
i think you need to chill...jennifer aniston doesn't know you dude :)

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 12:22pm

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