Did John Mayer Get Some Jennifer Aniston Ass in Miami?
Posted on Thursday, May 15th, 2008 @ 6:10pm by Moelicious
Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.coThese stalkerish bikini pics were snapped at the Mandarin in Miami, Florida.
Bastardly Questions that come to mind:
1. Why go for Jennifer Aniston's hasbeen ass when you can hit any hot piece of ass located @ clubs & bars all across Miami Beach?!
2. Why is John Mayer recycling chicks on his Previously Banged List? Is it out of convenience? Boredom? Maybe, pity?
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Starfucker
both fugly untalented overrated people.
John looks latino here...
Whatever with Aniston... they were showing on Vhl the hottest people from the 90's and she was on there, they were showing old footage of her. Wow she was so hot back then!!
dont care what anyone says...shes hot.
john mayer = i couldn't give a fuck. you and your music suck
jennifer aniston = i haven't given a fuck since about 2002. why are you still about?
useless couple...
who knew John "Your body's a wonderland, mr. pansy wanky, let's be best friends forever" Mayer was all tatted up like that. a sleeve? christ. that was a little unexpected.
as for jenny. yeah, well, as y'all often put it, I'd still hit that.
The caption on page 5 is priceless. LOL
overrated and ugly poor jennifer aniston has always been ugly big chin, small eyes, no lips. Ugly skinny body. overrated swine bitch!
overrated, but john mayer fucking sucks!
i really get the vibe that this chick is extremely insecure...having been with brad pitt made her feel much more than she really is worth that even she couldnt believe it at first...now, only young men are making her feel good about herself...i might be way off though...just my theory
John mayer is a man whore and his music sucks.
much more worthy*
god, i butchered that sentence so bad...it's beyond repair...oh well, you bastards get my point
Yes, he is getting some Jen ass.
say what u want about Jen...her body is hot!
For any age.
John Mayer is the biggest piece of douchebag shit out there now.
He didnt give a fuck about Jessica Simpson and he doesnt give a fuck about Jennifer Anniston. He just wants to fuck them all. and the Pathetic thing about all this is that he isnt even HOT!!!
Says alot about these stupid hollywood bitches.
Bastardly is now a home for elderly women?
@#4 If a flat assed, flat chested chick with a constant constipated look on her face is what floats your boat, then ok. Otherwise, she's not a hot piece of ass.
John Mayer is kinda hot in a weird way. As long as he's not making the "oh face" that he makes when he plays, we'll be good to go.
hahaha...i'm just kiddin'...d55 you my girl
^^the demented bipolar poem writer strikes again
i promise in and out
i am not this bipolar poet you speak about
he is not she
and if i were certified clear this would be
seriously i'm not the bipolar poem writer...just george. haha
^^my point, exactly. Wanna see a pic of Pam?? She looks reall nice.
Click on my name, she loves me
Pam = Pamela Susan Courson?
if so looks like she's fun
at least thats what i see
why do you ask this of me?
Don't you remember?? You wrote a poem about her.
And yeah - She looks like she's a lot of fun in bed ;)
the bipolar poet and I are not the same
I have posted under 3 different names
1. hey d55 hooked on phonics worked for me
2. Snoop & Pharrell circa 2003
3. d55: lb 4 lb baddest thing throwin down
I'm on the bastardly but hardly ever make a sound
on a side note where is the poet about Pam i would like to view it.
@20-25, you guys are so funny and that one person thought it was just me ;)
pg 6 - her chin is bigger than his
these 2 are so boring
barely average body there are lots of women on the street who's got a killer bod than hers. She should be walking with a bag on her head and just show her supposed "hot" body bwahahahhah!
I agree with 28 jennifer Aniston is ugly. And her body is not so great either. I'd rather look like Fergie and at least Fergie can keep a hot guy unlike Maniston the boring lay.
omg d55 you're so randommmmmmmm!! :S
i think you need to chill...jennifer aniston doesn't know you dude :)
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