David Spade Sampled Some Kelly Carlson After The 2008 Miss USA After Party

That bastard son of a bitch.

The dude uses his fame & fortune to get some seriously fine ass. From attending kinky parties @ the Playboy mansion to hitting on unsuspecting, fame hungry chicks @ the Miss USA after party, D. Spade knows where to get them young & hot. Damn him to hell.

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I love her body and I think she's very pretty but damn, she looks much older than 32!

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 11:45am
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i have cash too, am not as bad looking as spade,but for us normal and ugly guys to nail poon like this u gotta have mad cash

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 11:49am
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DAMN THIS BITCH IS UGLY !

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 11:52am
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David Spade has had that same douchenozzle haircut since like '94.

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 12:03pm
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Seriously, David Spade is a personal hero. How can you be like "Yeah, that's me on 8 Simple Rules" and still score? I have no idea but he makes it work. That is so awesome.

Seriously though, someone should frisk him for date rape drugs.

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 12:23pm
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I like how she acted in nip/tuck. She looks different here

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 12:49pm
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THIS CHICK LOOKED AWSUM ON NIP/TUCK, I COULD HAVE COVERED MY TV SCREEN 1000 TIMES WITH MY MAN SAUCE

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 1:01pm
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I love her eyes.
And I wouldn't wanna bang David Spade.

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 1:37pm
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Wow, she's 32? Your right Leni she looks way older than that. I can't believe that I'm older than her? Oh well she still has it going on.

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 1:46pm
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That bastard.

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 2:23pm
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i wouldnt be surprised...dont like celebrity women love this dude?

wasnt he dating like Pamela Anderson and like Heather Locklear?

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 2:39pm
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he soo didn't get get any of that!!

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 2:47pm
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She does look older than 32, but she' still right fit.

And he is the man. I would definetly do him; he has that dry humour that I find appealing.

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 2:52pm
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She is pretty hot, nice figure.
I liked his character in 'Just shoot me' the few times that I managed to see it.

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 3:05pm
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Its funny he gets so much *female* ass cuz just looking at him, seeing him on SNL and watching his movies...I kinda thought he was gay.

He lets off that gay vibe to me (not that theres anything wrong with that of course)

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 3:27pm
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Oh and I always thought Kelly should lose that hairstyle...It ages her.

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 3:28pm
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avenging fist.....i was able to frisk spade....... oh no. ;)

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 5:12pm
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^^^^ thats fucking hilarious.
anyway this chick is hot, body is absolutely slammin'

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 6:33pm
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Ball of doom: "DAMN THIS BITCH IS UGLY!"

Dude, stop smoking crack!! This chick has got what it takes to get to the top---at least on top of me! Ow!

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 6:36pm
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#18 I thought so! That makes it all so clear now... Next target on my checklist: Scott Baio.

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 6:45pm
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she's looking good, from where I'm standing...

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 8:57pm
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i'd tap it on her forehead. fock, my kimber real doll is virtually useless. spade can dig it. get it?* spade*? dig it?* i've done worse tho.

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 9:33pm
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I worked on NT and her boyfriend (at the time?) was waayy hot. Tan, Dark hair... tasty! There's no way she's with Spade.

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 10:57pm
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The more I look at this picture, the more it all comes together...

Check out Spade: tussled hair, crappy mustache and beard, weathered, plaid shirt... the dude is a middle name away from being a serial killer.

It kind of rolls off the tongue: David Wayne Spade, convicted sex offender, is the prime suspect in a series of brutal slayings that have terrorized LA.

I can totally hear that being read by a CNN anchor...

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 11:11pm
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There is no way he got any of this, no way. And if so, using the same equation I would be getting Ale, Adri, & every chick in the last Swimsuit issue at the same time.

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 11:44pm
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kelly is hot...

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 1:37am
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