Dasha Astafieva: January, 2009 Playmate of the Month, 55th Anniversary Playmate AND Hef's Girlfriend!!

It took that old coot long enought to figure out that Russian whores will suck the cock of an 82 yr old billionaire with less strings attached than some snotty American. I mean really, what took him so long? Everyone knows that Russian whores are the best. He won't have to marry her or give her a baby. All she'll need to keep her happy and sucking is a credit card with an unlimited balance and a Lamborghini. Maybe, MAYBE, he'll have to pull some strings and bring over one of her brothers or sisters or mother or someone like that. But Hef is smart. Dasha is going to be the last great sex of his life. He is going to die while fucking her. You mark my words. This one is going to put him in the grave and I think he knows that and I think that he doesn't really care.

Is she trying to take Coco's spot as Runway Slut of the Year? That's just freaking gross.

I realize she's a Playboy Playmate and is used to being naked, but the other three had at least one ounce of class. This chick has zero class. And, she's not even that pretty. Bridget and Holly are pretty.

Cute Butt!!...very cute!!

I agree with you Rhonda. But you know what? Hef knows he's not going to live much longer. He could like literally die at any moment. A Russian whore isn't going to nag him, ask him to get married, sire a heir. All she wants is a credit card with an unlimited balance, a Lamborghini, maybe for Hef to pull some strings and bring her mother or father to America. In return all she has to do is give Hef a blowjob and let him fuck her when he wants, which is probably not that often. But mark my words. Dasha is going to be the death of Hef. She is going to put him in the grave. There is only one way Hef wants to go out, and that's during the act of coitus. Russian women are cold. She doesn't know Hef that well. She will fuck him to death no problem.

one of the most ugliest playmates I have ever seen. seriously. i am trying to think of others uglier than her from the late 90's until now. anyone?

I don't know about the ugliest playmates, but that Sara Jean Underwood, or maybe it's Sara Jane (I don't know), is one of the hottest girls I have ever seen and the fact that she didn't want to be one of Hef's girlfriends tells me everything I need to know about Hef and that's why Dasha makes a lot of sense.

Well i dont agree with Rhonda. Bridget and Holly look terrible bleached fake styleless "girls".
This one has nice (maybe even real) breasts, a nice shaped butt which is quite uncommon when someone is so skinny. They think the shape doesnt important anymore because they are slim. Well and her face is not so fake, not anything so beautiful, but its nice.
Only thing i dont understand why she had to take off her G-string.

When you take it off the second we see you...It ruins the suspense and the chase. What's a guy got to work for if you give him the entire bag of candy? After handfuls of candy we are looking for someone elses candy.

Damm!!!Old Hef is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, with this whore. It's amazing what this women will do for money and publicity...but oh well, I guess Hef can afford it. You old pervert fart.

Hef is the man.

she is great, any woman who would do that is a class act

This woman is a Eastern Euro slut and I love it. Hef getting her to fuck him just keeps showing what a great man Hugh Hefner is. The man is an icon, period! Also, this Dasha whore actually is pretty without all the makeup on. I recently saw a Girls Next Door episode where she was chosen for the 55th year anniversary cover, and she is very attractive.

Give me a crack at that when I'm 82 and I'll be just fine. Shit, let me at her when I hit 42, let alone 52, 62 or 72.

What utter trash. She wears a see-through dress AND she pulls down her panties while on the red carpet? This bitch must have every STD known to man by now.

And you're right about Sara Jean Underwood, Keith. She is easily one of the hottest girls I've ever seen.

I agree with Keith, Hef is gonna die fucking this European wildcat.

Pamela Anderson has nothing on this woman's grace and elegance.

Some of you people act like it's horrible that she's slutty. What the hell is wrong with that? If you want a virginal snowflake, try a Mormon bake sale. The world needs more women just like this chick. Alright, maybe a little bit better in the face department, but still! Slutty girls rule.

Ha ha, she just can't keep her pants on! She needs to be in porn. Hef you the man!

she is actually very pretty. i koow she looks trashy and cheap here but she used to be part of a pop band. Check out her video she looks very sexy there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl7trL03BLA

I think that despite the red carpet antics she is an upgrade from the usual fake titted, bleached bloned with fake teeth and nails Hef likes.

STREETWHORE

Hah, she took her g-string off on the red carpet... that is FUCKING AWESOME. I'm in love. Hopefully this euro-slut does porn soon.

only on the red carpet of a playboy event or some other porn shit could someone get away with this, what were you guys expecting? hate the makeup, without she seems pretty. but cmon, seriously it's just sad fondling hef's old weiner for money. so gross.

Didn't you guys, know? Whenever an attention whore takes off her g-string on the red carpet, Bai Ling earns her wings! Or, was it a bell ringing? Angels earn their wings...nevermind.

Classy, just classy. But not as classy as a recent photo of a woman giving some rapper from Pretty Ricky head in front of everyone at a party.

Where is that bitchy chick when you need her....Cathy where are you?

I think she is physically more appealing then his exes, but pulling her panties down knocked her hotness factor down a little. That's not sexy, its just straight up trashy. That dress is over the top too.

Shes got a pretty face, but what the hell is she doing here..

These pictures aren't very good but if you search for the playmate spread she looks much better.

She must be mental or something. Clearly, she is a whore, and the word whore is carved in her forehead but at least, even whores are classy enough to keep their clothes on in public settings. There must be a word way more derogatory and fitting for people like her.

Hef's losing it. A few years back on "The Girls Next Door", you could see his disgust/disappointment when one of the test shoot girls and Kendra both flashed the mob from his bus. Now this girl shows her very bare (and very nice) butt on the red carpet, and takes off her panties in public?

I have no problems with her doing that if that is what she wants (in fact, I double-checked the pictures just to make sure I was not misinterpreting them!) - just surprised at He for his lack of reaction.

What a whore. I'm in love.

FUCKING WHORE. FUCKING SLUT. FUCKING BITCH. FUCKING CUNT. I FUCKING HATE DASHA. SHE'S FUCKING UGLY. SHE'S FUCKING FAT. SHE'S FUCKING FUGLY.

She looks like natalie portman with too much makeup on in pic 12. With bigger boobs of course.

She's hot but there are many hotter classier women in Ukraine for people to choose from.

She is a classless whore, but at least she doesn't try to pretend she is not a classless whore like his past three girlfriends. Dasha needs to tone up her legs.

who the fuck celebrates the 55th anniversary of something.
10
25
50
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that's it
all other anniversaries are shameless self-aggrandizement
and further evidence that our collective sense of perspective and history is swirling down the toilet

Maybe they're celebrating because they're shocked as shit that they're still around for a 55th anniversary considering why would anyone in their right mind play for a Playboy when you can look at porn on the net for free?

Wow! Class all the way... You gotta be some kind of special to be goin round saying ur shagging Hugh. His sons - well thats another story (and if at the same time - acceptable!)

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wow....she looked way better in the magazine/girls next door episode where she was named aniversary playmate. didnt she say she had a long-term boyfriend back in ukraine? guess he's not as sexy as hef haha

She is a beautiful chick and a very sexy playgirl . This playmate-girl is a super sexy playdoll whit here nice body and very big boobs . I will also play en sleep with this sexy lovedoll .

What a classy broad. Who the hell pulls off their panties on the red carpet?! On a sidenote, Hef is looking more and more like a sweet geriatric old coot who sucks boiled sweets, sits in a rocking chair, wears cardigans and warm slippers, and goes to bed at 8pm every night with a mug of warm milk. Like a grandpa in a nursing home. He'll be dead soon, im sure. Aw!

Well, she sort of reminds me of Angelina Jolie. Some women will drop their drawers immediately for ANY man.....sad, so sad

hef should step up the sophistication level
i'm embarrassed
kendra never did that
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Ow! My kind of gal;)
Very sexy.

Geez, it's sad to see how far playboy has fallen. This skank doesn't even try to be classy; if it were possible, she'd do a leg spread photo shoot right then & there. I likes me da' women dat puts out, but even this is not to my taste. Yuck.

"In Russia, you don't stick penis into girl, girl stick penis into you!!"

I think she is SUPER hot. Its nice to see Hugh get off his fake blonde with fake boobs streak. As a natural blonde, there is nothing I hate more then a bottle blonde, and fake boobs are gross. Dasha is STUNNING, and obviously all natural. Capturing women in their beauty is what Playboy is all about, and they found a great muse this time around.

everyone making negative comments on this gal must be on crack! she is stunning! maybe not so much in these pics but she is a knockout! light years better looking than those trashy twins. i do wonder if her breasts are real though....but maybe i like her because she has dark nipples like me. rock on Dasha!

I loves this girls super breast , super big boobs and dark nipples . I have aloon a plastic doll and I think my God , gives my this Plamate for a happy sex weekend to my .

This reminds me of the discarded, soiled g-string I saw on the floor of a bus in Olney, Bucks. BLECHHH!!!

I'll bet that none of these whores actually sleep with Hef. He's 82, he can only have sex in his mind with that old body of his. These girls are there for the playboy mansion business purposes and image. They're making good money there too. Better than doing it on the street.

My head hurts just to think about what Hef looks like out of his clothes let alone with a boner??? how fucking arrogant that old fuck is to even put any woman thru such a sight because he has money??? what a a nasty wrinkle old saggy ass balls perv he's turned into in his supposedly golden years?? i'll bet he shoots viagra blue cottage cheese sperm!!

GREAT body but picture 7 disgusted me a little....

I laugh so hard at the picture. Hillarious!

all european girls are whores. there were some romanian girls who worked with me and all they did was fuck random guys. i'm pretty sure they only wanted a green card. if youre horny 24/7 buy a fucking dildo.

in ukraine you are not smarter than me i smarter than you. i sexy like wild bobcat. you americans are disgustingggggg. what a slut.

she reminds me of petra nemcova , that superfake smile

but where petra pretends to be an angel, this chick doesnt pretend to be anything but a whore

and i like that!

Pretty hot, but why didn't she leave her grampa at home?

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my girlfriend is 14 years old and has more ass than her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

she's a big tart!

i love your sexing can you sex me beacuse i'm so hot

why doesn't she like out of shape college dropouts with like 300 bucks in their bank account?

hello

Anybody who believes that Hef can even get it up after having a stroke is kidding themselves. These hoes all sign C.A's stating that they won't reveal that the old dude is as limp as well done pasta. But Bullshit notwithstanding,i still give the old dude much respect.

Typical eastern European whore with a butterface. These broads are a dime a dozen.

No class... not fit to be playmate!

She's much more hideous than Sandra Oh

thats just nasty , and sandra oh is very pretty , not ugly like that slut

Check out her buttocks ...what a knockout Babe~~!!

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U R ALL JUST FUCKING DUMB !!! U R WHORES EVEN MORE THAN RUSSIANS, U JUST FUCKING HIDE IT AND PRETEND TO B SMTHING ELSE, RUSSIANS R AT LEAST HONEST ABOUT IT AND LOVING BACK,ALL U HAVE IS PLASTIC TITS, THATS ALL

I started laughing. All this girl is doing, is being straightforward about what all the other girls do by "accidental" see through clothes under bright lights and flashing. I think she has a sense of humor about this whole thing.