Danity Kane Brings The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

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- Alyssa Milano Is A Sexy Nerd [HollywoodTuna]
- Kristen Davis Sex Tape? [CO-ED Magazine]
- Ivanka Trump and Her Expensive Cleavage [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Kate Hudson Visited Owen Wilson In Miami [I'm Not Obsessed]
- DMX knows lots about hoes, little about politics [Celebslam]
- "I Wanna Bang..." vol.5 featuring Katharine McPhee [The Bastardly Society]
- Leren paaldansen gaat met vallen en opstaan [Flabber]
- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban went on a lovely stroll [Dlisted]
- Tom Cruise’s risky birthday video [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Will Smith still claiming he’s not a Scientologist [Cele|bitchy]
- Britney Spears - Greatest. Actress. Ever. [The Blemish]
- Secret Celebrity Piercings [CityRag]
- Jennifer Aniston has a gift for you [DerekHail]
- Still Fugly - Cameron Diaz [Tasteful Celebs]
- Britney Ban @ Villa [Celeb Warship]
- Hot Chicks With Whipped Cream Videos [Uber]
- New look of Amy Winehouse [Fatback Media]
- Britney Spears’ Ass Crack Celebrates St-Patty’s [The Grumpiest]
- Tropic Thunder Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Danity Kane's new album, Welcome To The Dollhouse, is in stores today. With that said...












What's Danity Kane?
The blonde girl is hot on the 1st pic.
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the shoot in the first pic was hot when VS models did it...not when a bunch of midget, fat ass, average to below average chicks do it
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fat ass having*
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all of their legs have been photoshopped way too much on page 1. its ridiculous
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No kidding about the ripoff of the VS shoot for Esquire. These lumpy chicks are pathetic (by comparison) and I'm surprised that their agent even allowed this to take place.
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aubrey is HOT
I remember in "making the band" she was very charismatic and sexy
lately she looks a little "plastic" :(
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Britney also wore this "outfit" on the cover of Esquire in 2003.
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Those bodies look very smooth... praise the virtues of photoshop!
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Well... a couple of them look pretty good. But I don't know their names so I can't vote. And I'm to lazy to go look it up. If someone wants to post a list, I may remember to come back and vote....
And thats the bottom line........
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Never heard of them before, but thank God for Photoshop.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Funny thing is, blonde girl on the right looks like a midget version of Karolina Kurkova.
www.casperchristophersen.com/attackofthedwarves.jpg
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^^
That's why I love long legs.
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Danity Kane huh?
i guess we shouldn't expect much from a guy
who can't even seem settle on his own nonsensical pseudonym
I'll bet Combs wanted something that people would mistake for
Destiny's Child
but to make it "Street" he put Kane at the end
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the VS models were NOT the first women to create this pose and do this photoshoot. If you read the small print on the Esquire cover it says,
"the Victoria Secret models re-create an iconic pose to kick off our anniversary"
which means the VS models copied someone else, so both the models and the bad singers are quite the copycats.
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are they midgets??
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omega
Esquire used the VS models to recreate one of their own covers. Are you saying Esquire ripped off Esquire?
These girls, or whoever came up with this idea, ripped off Esquire.
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All of these photos, VS, Britney, and Danity Kane, are, according to Esquire, all recreating a 1966 cover of Esquire featuring Angie Dickinson wearing a white sweater with her butt hanging out.
http://www.esquire.com/features/covers0208?click=pp
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based on the first picture,my vote goes to Dawn!
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Aundrea looks like nice girl to take home to mom and a freak in the bed.
/I likes that
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pstroyer
I never said ripped off, all I mean is that if you are going to bash the fat midgets for copying this cover, may as well bash the VS models for copying Angie Dickinson {the original}
Both the VS models and ugly bad singers are copied a pose originally done by someone else that's all I am saying.
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thanks jaye
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Orgy time....
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1 aundrea
2 aubrey
3 shannon
4 d woods
5 dawn
in my opinion
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#20
This is the original Angie Dickinson photo:
www.esquire.com/features/covers0208
I wouldn't say the VS girls copied that pose.
This girl Aundrea here is very close to copying Adriana's pose though.
But that's not the point.
There's a difference between copying yourself (Esquire copying Esquire) or copying someone else's work.
This is clearly a rip-off of Esquire and I think that's what people are getting at.
And worse, it's a bad rip-off. Enough said.
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bet these bottom feeders can't sing. Just found out what they are, why do all of these motherfuckers on TV fucking suck. Why weren't they at the south by southwest (SXSW) in Austin, TX. There were so many bands. These people were handing out their music, chatting, doing shows, making connections, traveling in vans, I mean like how a musician should do to get their name out there. Funny thing is these hoes became popular overnight, they will disappear overnight, (not me just the laws of the universe kids)
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they are just more image than talent
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and its sad
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ball of doom they weren't at south by southwest
because they aren't really musicians
they are to musicians
what Joyce C. Hall is to John Milton
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#28 john
I know, but it was really something to see real music, no glitz or glam just music. People who write their own material, play instruments, and doing there on PR work. I have nothing but mad respect for those people. This flock of foul geese should fly just fall off the radar. There were bands from all around the world, London, Germany, Japan, US. It was crazy, bands checking out each other shows and kicking it and digging each others music. It was funny there was no hate going on, no I hate them there white, or from japan or US or where ever, it was all love. There was real hip hop there, underground hip hop, I was like damn, why can't society see this real shit going down. Oh I forgot most of society has bought into hollywoods fucking image, no talent shit. Its sad that there is people out there with real talent who should get the big deals and can't. I fucking hate Daiquiri cane or whatever their fucking name is. And whoever buys a fucking puffy or diddy or whatever album is just fucking lame
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@24 Pstroyer
Now, I see you point.
I thought people were saying they ripped off VS models
when that is completely wrong.
But, YES you are right, these stumps are ripping off Esquire
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Where's the 'none' option?
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Aundrea will always be my favorite...Aubrey second...Or at least before the implants.
If you look up Shannon on You-tube...You will find she is lot cuter and has lot more talent that originally thought. She gorgeous and is just overshadowed by the girl group thing. On her own she charismatic and sexy.
That being said....I wonder if they'll hype this album as much as the last one. I mean they had that one song and than they just let the album die. Ok they did do a video for Ride for You....But it's popularity was more a product of the show. Not like it was great album, but "Hold Me Down" was a far, far better single that "Showstopper". In fact most of the songs on the album were better.
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britney and marylin rock that pose WAY better...this is kinda offensive.
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