Danielle Lloyd Promotes "Rustlers To The Rescue"
Monday, May 19th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Praise be. Danielle Lloyd finally breaks her silenceMmm. We also learn that Danielle has insured her body for £2m "just in case anything happens". But it's the insane machinations of her partying circle that really catch the imagination, as she rattles through an endless series of backstabbings, makeouts, and West End nightclub fracases - fraci? - in which the dramatis personae are Nikki Big Brother, Chantelle Celebrity Big Brother, Charlotte Page 3 and Joanne Beckham (sister of David). They're best summarised in Danielle's waspish putdown: "I didn't get into a fight with Joanne, I don't even speak to her. She's friends with Jermain but I would never fight in a club. I've got more to lose than Joanne if I was caught fighting." Source
She looks good in an uber slutty way. Still hate her though.
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Hmmm, $2 million pounds,eh? Someone's a little self centered. She certainly is not worth that.
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Or is that euros?
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Damn I wish we had taxi drivers like that at home. I'd sell my truck and take a cab everywhere
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Nice dark eyes and curvy body. I don't think there is anything wrong with her insuring her body for that much money.
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I'd rustle this tasty little hieffer. Hey Moe and Jackson, when are you going on another travel?
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What's "Rustler's To The Rescue", a steak and kidney pie delivery service?
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I like the way this slut looks here. Bend her right over that cab...
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She looks good in anything :p
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It's not a taxi this slapper wants! It's double decker bus so she can get all her footballers on board!
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she just isnt attractive in any way. i cant comprehend how this average-looking girl gets any work as a model of all things. she is essentially a sort of famous paid escort rather than a model. and it makes me laugh how companies hire here to make some sort of statement about hot women using their product. same how they use keeley hazell - it just makes you cringe
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Ahhh, the things I would like to do to this Brit Hoe.
Keep up the good work Danie! Luv ya!
Skimpy clothes work best!
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That's my boyfriend on the left! But he knows he's got something a lot better to come home to! Sorry Danielle, maybe you should stick to what you do best... erm...?
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