Danica Patrick @ 2008 ESPY Awards in L.A.

Danica Patrick (born March 25, 1982 in Beloit, Wisconsin) is an American auto racing driver competing in the IndyCar Series.

Following Indy, Patrick finished 9th at Milwaukee and 10th at Texas, with both races ending under yellow flag conditions. At Iowa and Richmond she stayed out of the many crashes during these races and finished 6th in each event.

Patrick will test for Formula One team Honda in November 2008. Wiki

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first, she needs moar bewbs and my dick in her mouth!

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 11:33am
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And then you need to return to grade school to learn to spell DIPSHIT!

Friday, July 18th, 2008 @ 6:08pm
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Holy shit look at those legs and feet! She looks really hot here, but I'm not crazy about the hair, but love the shoes.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 11:35am
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i agree about the legs and feet comment, they are looking SUPERB, she should show em off moar!

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 11:37am
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I agree. She's really hot from the knees down. I never actually thought I would make a statement like that, but there you have it.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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not bad, but shes so goddamn short.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 11:39am
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Nothing wrong with short if you are in proportion.

Unlike Hayden Pants.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 12:03pm
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This is the key issue when it comes to short girls. Proportion. Selma Blair, Vanessa Hudgens, Rachel Bilson - all short, all proportionate. Hayden, not so much. Which is why she looks more like a dwarf (little person?). Short can be hot as hell, or it can be, well, something else.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 3:08pm
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Did she have her hair done at a BoRics training center, or are there some birds missing a nest this morning?

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 11:40am
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No-talent, bitchy, whiny skank. I hope her 15 minutes are up pretty soon...

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 11:46am
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I never knew she had such nice legs but the hair....

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 11:51am
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She just look incredible...the shows on the other hand need to be thrown in the dumpster...The dress is nice, because it shows her legs...but that is it....and the hair...It looks like someone just plopped a mass of hair on her head...Still stunning though.....No that is amazing.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 11:56am
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Legs look amazing and love her outfit...but wtf is with that hair?

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 11:56am
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Oh shit..I didn't see the snake skin shoe tie in....Danica, no! *slaps her on nose*

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 11:57am
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with a differant hairdo this chick would look very tempting indeed.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 12:01pm
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so, so, soooooooooooooooo, HOT!!! perfect calves... OW!

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 12:05pm
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one of the hottest sports ladies out there!!..very very hot legs!!

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 12:14pm
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i'd go as far as to say "thee hottest sports lady..."

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 12:17pm
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Looks strong enough for a good roll around in the hay. Too bad she's married.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 12:19pm
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That's pretty much the comment to end all.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 5:07pm
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Didn't know you get such hot legs working the gas, brake, and clutch. Her hair looks like she just woke up...

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 12:39pm
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she doesn't have the body to wear a tiny dress like that...she just looks like a big lump in it

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Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 1:04pm
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incedible physical specimen...dunno why these chicks show up at red carpet events witht their hair half done but whatever...hair is for pullin anyway!!! i'd do 'er!!!

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 1:05pm
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She looks good enough to eat.

And thats the bottom line.........

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 1:23pm
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Great legs! Who knew? Her right leg in pic 3 looks funny though. Either it's a shadow, or she misapplied the tan-in-a-can. I'll say that she's the best professional female auto racer that I've seen.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 2:10pm
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The length of a woman's legs is not the determining factor if she has hot legs or not. Danica is 5' 2" and has incredible legs.....it's all about the SHAPE of the legs!

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 2:20pm
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2nd most overrated race car driver EVER.... sandwiched between Lewis Hamilton and Dale Jr.

she needs a reality check about how fucking pathetic she really is behind the wheel of a car.

LOL F1...yeah thats right bitch...stay out of NASCAR...when the defending IRL/Indy 500 Champ cant even get higher than 41st in points there, and then loses his ride cause the sponsors dont want to stay on his car...

and he was the BEST IRL driver...how long do you think this rodent faced fucking bitch would last? LMAO....go drive f1....and stay there.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 4:18pm
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It's not so much about being overated, its about being able to say we have a woman racing in the league. It's a novelty, its being able to use her as a cause celeb for the leagues.

if she is moving to F1, watch the F1 league user her just the same

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 4:23pm
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thats true, but like everything ELSE...shouldnt the best people get the job, not based on race, color, creed or gender?

NASCAR had erin crocker, and Erin crocker is a hell of a lot better of a driver than Patrick is...she just cant win in stock cars/trucks.

she owned in outlaws....Patrick has won ONE RACE in her life. and that was in IRL.

she shouldnt even be IN a car in any racing series, she doesnt deserve it, nor did she EARN IT. at least crocker EARNED her chance...now well, shes fucking Evernham so she dont race no more.

look at what happened with Bill Lester?

the dude EVERY YEAR blamed the Manu for his crappy finishes...didnt he race like ford, chevy and toyota's 3 years in a row, each year in a different manu and STILL failed.

was it right he was given THAT many chances cause he was a minority?

no.

look at people like Leffler or Gaughan. Leffler got booted out after liek 16 races at gibbs. Gaughan did pretty well in his rookie year for penske and he got the boot.

but im on a soapbox now.

peopel should EARN their spot, its why i fucking DISPISE Dale jr....must be nice to have had yoru daddy be Dale Sr. he didnt EARN a ride in cup by years of racing like Gordon or Blaney or Newman, etc etc and even Joey Logano no...kid is 18, been racing since hes FIVE.

dale jr decides to do it cause he knew he could no matter how bad he did, hed always have a ride.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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You do know that your buddy Jeff Gordon is a homo? No room in NASCAR for girly men.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 8:58pm
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The legs kick ass. But that hair has to go.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 4:33pm
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Hair and dress are horrendous... what the hell was she thinking...

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 6:09pm
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Bigger boobs = 10x hottness scale

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 6:14pm
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I think she's pretty hot!...the legs really are great.

Pretty eyes too and no...I dont think she needs bigger boobs.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 6:29pm
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she looks great. owwwww.

and whats with the long list of related threads????

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 7:28pm
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she's aiiiight.....she looks like this girl i picked up at the mall and banged in my car...her name was danica ratric.....wait a minute....naaahhh she had tits....

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 7:30pm
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Why didn't she get the "finger friendly dress" caption? Sure looks friendly to me.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 7:57pm
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i like the hair...

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 8:28pm
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honda f1 will let her take a parade lap around a track just cause shes hot for a race car driver. shes a menace on track, no way honda f1 lets her out of 2nd gear. shes perfect for nascar though.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 8:39pm
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Maybe if she gets rear ended hard enough her airbags would inflate.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 9:00pm
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I really respect her for excelling in a male dominated sport. I think it is fanfuckingtastic that she's testing for Formula 1. They need a woman out there.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 9:08pm
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lol. I like Danica but I have to disagree with you. She's not a good driver. 3 podiums in 58 races is hardly excelling.

IndyCar series needs her because they have nothing else going for them. The F1 needs her like men need a 3rd nut. (Then again, they can use the attention and publicity from having a female driver).

Lewis Hamilton is what I call excelling in racing. 17 podiums out of a possible 26.

She's the most popular driver in Indy, that's for sure.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 9:37pm
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F1 is for homos.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 9:42pm
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"3 podiums in 58 races is hardly excelling."

worth repeating.

sad part is, when people see this they dont realize how BAD that is...

uh u DO realize, anyone that doesnt watch car racing...IRL had like 16-18 car fields pretty much through 95% of her career...

put her in a field of 43....bitch wont even Qualify for a cup race, let alone RUN in the to 30....

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 10:55pm
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The bitch needs some rapin'.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 9:55pm
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It's great that she's competing, but little men shouldn't try to pick fistfights, so if she wants equality, neither should she. She's lucky she didn't get her ass kicked.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 10:35pm
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LMAO no shit right?

someone needs to smack this bitch across the face.

but shes TOUGH pushing other drivers on pit road or grabbing others when she KNOWS no one is gonna smack her across the face even tho she desrves it cause shes a women.

Bitch, go pick a fight with Sarah Fisher, not fucking Ryan Briscoe, Dan Wheldon, Scott Dixon or any of the other men your racing against...of better yet, go wreck yoru car and stamp around and cry like a high school bitch who just got dumped by her boyfriend after they fucked cause that was the only reason he was dating her to start with.

Friday, July 18th, 2008 @ 7:58pm
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she tucks her dick well.

Friday, July 18th, 2008 @ 1:08pm
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Cute. Looking really cute here. Reminds of my girlfriend...

First pic caption is hilarious, they caught that woman's face perfectly, lol.

Friday, July 18th, 2008 @ 1:44pm
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What a crew we got here! Half of you sound like bitchy hairdressers, the other half like psychopaths! Danica's cute as hell, got a great little compact body, who cares about her hairdo? And you race fans are funny as hell, you feel violated cause little Danica's beatin' the pants off yer little gay heroes like Jeff Gordon. Boo hoo!

Friday, July 18th, 2008 @ 2:49pm
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"Danica's beatin' the pants off yer little gay heroes like Jeff Gordon. Boo hoo!"

playa, PUHLEASE Pass me some of whatever the fuck you are smoking...

last time i checked, gordon has what? 76 wins and 4 championships?

danica has ONE WIN.

ONE WIN TOTAL.

yeah, id say thats "beating the pants off of Jeff Gordon"

and why the fuck am i sticking up for gordon, im not even a fan...i guess a comment that ignorent just had to be addressed.

Friday, July 18th, 2008 @ 7:56pm
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great face

Monday, July 28th, 2008 @ 8:56pm
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FUCKIN' AMAZING!!!! Can't believe I miss this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........

Monday, July 28th, 2008 @ 9:33pm
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