Danica Patrick @ 2008 Teen Choice Awards

Danica Patrick (born March 25, 1982 in Beloit, Wisconsin) is an American auto racing driver competing in the IndyCar Series. She was raised in Roscoe, Illinois. Patrick was named the Rookie of the Year for both the 2005 Indianapolis 500 and the 2005 IndyCar Series season. In May 2006, she published her autobiography, Danica: Crossing the Line. With her win in the 2008 Indy Japan 300, Patrick became the first woman to win an Indy car race. Wiki

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Damn, it's still hard to picture a little hottie like this driving race cars for a living. Great legs. I hate the shoes.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 10:04am
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Looked good in SI.
except for the tat (blech).

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 10:11am
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Those shoes are . . . um . . . interesting.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 10:40am
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No boobs, no ass, dresses ugly, and she looks like she's smelling shit.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 10:46am
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Sexy legs...but i like better Milka Duno!!

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 10:48am
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The most overrated, awkward, and unsexy spokesperson money can buy. I didn't think it was possible to be so boring when your job involves racing indy cars at dangerous speed. Let's get real for a minute. She's a 7 at best. And that drops really fast when you take a closer look at the trannish mannish body, the nasty feet, and her fugilious face after scraping off the makeup. For someone trying to bank on their modicum of sex appeal, she has no idea what 'sexy' is, as evidence by her dead face and clueless poses. She should stick to driving and leave the modeling to the professionals.

PS - Nipple shields go on your nipples, not your middle finger.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 10:49am
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A 7? That is fucking generous. And she can't even drive.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 11:14am
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What is she the spokesperson for?

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 11:15am
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As I said, 7 is a BEST case scenario. And not my best case.
(Personally I'd give her a 4 for an avg face and a less than avg body and points down for being an uninteresting hypocrit.)

Of course, she can drive, don't be a dumbass. She's a sponsored indy car driver and made it to podium more than once. She'd kick your ass in a race. You might win the beauty contest tho.

She did commercials for deodorant, Hondas, Sportscenter, and did a bunch of men's magazines. She laughable won "sexiest athlete" in Victoria's Secret "What is Sexy" list.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danica_Patrick#Media_work

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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dont forget godaddy.com.... ive seen that commercial SO many times it makes me fucking sick.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 5:37pm
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Oh I successfully forgot about that one. Now I have to forget about it all over again.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 7:10pm
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Looks alote older than her age, I would have guessed 35.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 10:58am
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This girl would ride my pole like there's no tommorrow!

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 12:02pm
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I'd still take HER for a ride.... Not the best of the best, but she's definately the best of the worst.

And thats the bottom line........

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 12:11pm
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She has time to work out and tan! I bet she has time to ride the old sports shifter too! Hey Danica, start the engine and see if the vibration comes through the transmission! Vroooom!

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 12:30pm
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I hate them damn shoes and that stupid barrette in her hair. Besides that she looks okay. Its weird seeing her all dressed up.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 1:08pm
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sorry danica not today

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 2:29pm
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2nd most overrated driver in the history of motorsports.

bitch has NO talent and shouldnt be behind the wheel of a race car.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 4:33pm
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looks good to me

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 4:49pm
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She's a 10.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 6:20pm
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some harse comments for Danica today. if it means anything... i think she is hot and has amazing legs. in short... she's very bangable.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 7:16pm
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Ugly witch. She'll end up marrying a ni&&er because no human would touch her.

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 8:56pm
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shes already married and her husband is a BITCH. whenever she gets into it with someone on track, shes always the one getting in someones face, and you KNOW a guy isnt gonna punch her in the face....so she basically grabs and smacks them, and they cant respond...

why doesnt her husband go and get in their faces? oh yeah, cause hes a bitch and would be bitch smacked by any of the drivers that she attacks...

anyone see the Brazilian driner throw 2 towels in her face a few weeks ago? it was great and Danica didnt TOUCH her....funny, cause that Brazialian wouldnt smacked the fucking taste right out of this talentless bitches mouth.

this is the greatest shit EVER...fucking Danica gets her fucking punk ass owned....bitch has NO problem grabbing and hitting DUDES who wont hit BACK, notice how she dont go and grab Milka cause she wouldve smacked thsi talentless bitch upside her head...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXDEPrIr9I

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 9:20pm
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Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 9:22pm
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She is Cute and Sexy ...... Something about her SCREAMS that she LOVES being impaled by Hard COCK

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008 @ 12:36am
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Danica is hot! I'm glad so many fool can't see it, I have a better chance that way. Was that Milka Duno or Michael Jacson she was yelling at, I can't tell the difference? She can drive Indy as good as most guys, unlike the other women drivers who are constantly last. I want to bang her so bad. I am going to look at her S.I. pcs and whack off now!

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 1:34am
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Danica is hot! I'm glad so many fool can't see it, I have a better chance that way. Was that Milka Duno or Michael Jacson she was yelling at, I can't tell the difference? She can drive Indy as good as most guys, unlike the other women drivers who are constantly last. I want to bang her so bad. I am going to look at her S.I. pics and whack off now!

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 1:35am
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"She can drive Indy as good as most guys, unlike the other women drivers who are constantly last."

how many podium finishes does she have in 4 years of IRL racing? want to refresh my memory.....

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 6:28am
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