Crack Cocaine Created Catman & Lizardman. Aaw How Cute!
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Photo Credit: Splash NewsApparently these two dudes spent a quarter of a million POUNDS (roughly half a mil in dollars) on plastic surgery & extensive regrettable tattoo treatments to resemble animals. Denver Anver, aka Catman, and Eric Sprague, also known as Lizardman are the lucky dudes.
Just curious: Would any ladies give these two guys the time of day?!
awesome!!! that guy has EFFing whiskers!!!
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Oh, how i love a man with whiskers...
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Well if you are looking to get the inside of your thighs tickled, that'd be the way to go.
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I have never seen anything so disgusting in my life!!!
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I think that the only thing that would keep me from kicking the living crap out of either of these guys would be the overwhelming desire to not touch them at all. Damn they are creepy!
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My eyes! My eyes! What is seen can't be unseen!
Don't do posts like these ever again, Bastardly! I'm here to look at hot chicks, not freaks of nature.
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How much must you hate yourself to do that?
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I'm curious as to where they got all the money for this kind of fuckery in the first place.
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Douche's with a capital D!
The dumbest shit I have ever seen I think.
10, 20 years from now, these guys will be forced to blow their skulls clean off when they are sitting there thinking, "hmmm, I don't want to look like a Douche anymore"
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ew.
[IMG]http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f118/jgrace786/catman.jpg[/IMG]
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fail, dammit.
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http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f118/jgrace786/catman.jpg
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i'd probably go on a shooting spree if the cat dude said "I has cheeseburger?"
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ugliest thing ever after amy winehouse
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Question why is anyone giving them the time of the day? These dumbasses should not be getting attention.
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That's one fat cat.
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What a colossal waste of time and effort. Stupid guys.
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Did you see lizard man's tongue. Hell yeah man..!
For those who don't know, he has practically 2 tongues :P
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