Confirmed: Natalie Portman & Devendra Banhart Are Having Sex!
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 early in the evening, before sex
If the interlocked fingers were missing, then we'd have to dig a little deeper, but it's fairly obvious what's going down w/ these two. The only way Natalie Portman is not boning this dude is if Devendra Banhart turns out to be gay (in which case, there would be nothing wrong with that). All reports claim he's straight, or at least borderline bi---in either case, Nat's getting some.
We reported on this last month, so make sure you check those pics. Davendra really cleaned up since then! Good for him.
Here's a little more on the dude:
Devendra Banhart was born May 30, 1981, in Houston, Texas, U.S. but was raised in Caracas, Venezuela from 2 to 13 years old. [1] He is a folk rock singer-songwriter and musician. Banhart's music has been classified as indie folk, psych folk, Naturalismo, and New Weird America; his lyrics are often surreal and naturalistic.
Years later he gained popularity while living in San Francisco after attending the San Francisco Art Institute and further gained popularity when he subsequently moved to New York City to record under Young God Records, based in New York City. Banhart currently lives in Los Angeles. [Wiki]
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He looks 10x better. Still purty doucherrific, though. The 3 piece denim suit is trying a little too hard for 70's referential relevance. But he's improving.
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They both dress awfully. They should be embarrassed walking around like that.
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portman really wowed me in my blueberry nights. could someone me clue in to what sort accent she was pulling off ??
weirdly enough portman nude in hotel chevalier uh didn't wow me as much..anyway...
with blueberry!
you know i'm too much of loser into 'obsolete' guitars/too non hip to have heard a note devendra music/keep running acorss refs and still no interest in hearinmg his stuff. oh well i do hate evrything.ha ha...
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finally, a little dog that is actually cute.
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OMG...It looks like he's really cute under all that hair!!
She is so heart-breakingly cute...one of the few celebs to look good without makeup.
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Oh...Devendra is definately a girls name...
anything ending with "dra" is feminine.
His parents must have been hoping he would be gay!
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And actually he looks like he is.
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BTW, I would take Honey over Portman any day.
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^^^ :)
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Those vegan shoes make me want kill a kitten
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the shoes make her feet look like ninja turtles feet.She`s gross,she shouldn`t be rich,she`s dressed like somebody with 20$ bill in their pocket..and that pretentious bitch she`s walking...dressed over the top in denim fuckin`weirdoes man
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It would be funny if one of the pictures showed the dog getting run over by a car.
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Those shoes look like hooves. They're both plain jane and weird looking.
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those shoes are meant to give the wearer the experience of barefoot walking. Anyway, they are both huge pretentious hipsters... Not that theres anything wrong with that.
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@ 8 I don't smoke and would take a pack of cigarettes over Portman - I don't think shes grown since the second grade.
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check out the package he has on in the first pic...i know it's also because he is wearing tight pants but that thing is pretty big...maybe thats why she is with him
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in the second* pic...and the dude looks pretty cute
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that is an indian guys name for sure... his bio dosent mention he is indian though...
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when i saw this guy a couple of weeks ago i thought he was gross, like charlie manson gross, but he looks pretty sexy here. i bet he would look even better without any facial hair
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I think he´s hot. I like guys with that "dirty" style.lol
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YOU son-of-a-BITCH!!!!!!!!
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I don't see any makeup and she still looks amazingly gorgeous!
but yeah what the hell was she thinking when she decided to wear those shoes! and date that guy!!!!!
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Vomit. I don't understand why he keeps insisting on getting his jeans from the Macy's girls junior department. I'm 100% sure he's only dating Natalie to raid her closet when she's sleeping.
At least Natalies still beautiful though.
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I read somewhere that she's a virgin like Adriana Lima.
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why is he sporting a Lithuanian flag on his jacket? :)
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i think natalie should be have a more good boy friend than davendra cause she so special n good acctress ever i hope ill meet natalie soon..
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