Colleen Rooney's Bikini Chub: Did Wayne Rooney Marry A Fatty?

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And the Wiki says...
Coleen McLoughlin (born 3 April 1986 in Liverpool, Merseyside, England) is the wife of Manchester United F.C. and England football star Wayne Rooney. She was also one of the more prominent WAGs during the 2006 World Cup.

Rooney proposed to McLoughlin on the forecourt of a BP garage in October 2003 when she was 17, presenting her with a £46,500 diamond engagement ring.[5] Later that year, she left school before completing her A-levels because she landed a small part in Hollyoaks, the Merseyside television soap. “I was getting offered acting parts and I couldn’t take them because of my school work,” she said. The couple, dubbed Wayleen, moved into a new £1.3m mansion in nearby Formby. They now live in a £3.5 million mansion in Prestbury, Cheshire, complete with a cinema, gym and games room and American diner-themed kitchen.[6] It also has seven plasma screen TVs and a £30,000 state-of-the-art security system.[7] It was also reported that Wayne and McLoughlin were going to get married in 2008 after Euro 2008, for which England did not qualify for.[8] However, McLoughlin later denied this, stating that she was currently too busy planning her 21st birthday party to think about a wedding.[9] McLoughlin has always been very supportive of Wayne, even when he was found visiting prostitutes. [Wiki]

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28 Scandalous Comments

she does have a semi-pretty face; that bikini is very unflattering on her

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 3:23pm

God why is almost everyone slagging her off, she looks lovely in her bikini, and I bet half of the people writing comments are just jealous of her curves! Just coz she's not a size zero and has a normal bit of shape! Who wants to look like a skeleton anyway.. Some of you need to get a f**king life!!!! She looks fab!!

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 @ 6:51am

She's very chubby now. She's obviously the type of woman who just has to look at a cake and it will go straight to her thighs and hips lol! She's gonna have to really work on keeping her weight down, because in a few years i predict major ballonage, and nobody likes a fat chick! Oh, apart from McPerv..

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 3:25pm

when was petra a top model? never

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 3:26pm

She is a chubette. There will be a few diet episodes where she'll slim down, but then she'll have a kid and be on the fast track to gastric bypass.

Start the countdown to the first "she's a real woman" comment 10,9,8,7,

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 3:27pm

Agreed 100%!

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 3:28pm

wrong bored.crap

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 3:27pm

She is a little chubbier than fashion models but she is still put together very nice. I'd do 'er.

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 3:32pm

i don't think she's that bad...she's cute. its not like those rolls are always there, she looks pretty good when she's laying down or standing up, and not bending over backwards all awkwardly like that

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 3:46pm

She's not fat, she's just not toned.
And what the hell is that thing she's holding on page 8, froggy-vibrator?

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 4:05pm

hmmm she has a bit of a gut. Not high enough quality to be a footballer's wife...

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 4:08pm

Good for now but he'll need to trade that in for a better model within 5 years. It's all over for her if she pops out a kid or 2.

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 4:48pm

Let's see the ass. Overall she's hot.

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 4:49pm

That's just "good livin." Rooney still shags the working girls in the knocking shops.

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 4:53pm

You bet he is. He'll be pulling tail 'til he drops. He won't have to wait until he returns to Blighty, he's probably got a slag in a room adjacent to the honeymoon suite. Cheeky bastard!

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 5:04pm

WTF THIS CHICK IS NOT FAT

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 4:58pm

x 2 WTF

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 5:11pm

More to hold on too....One bad photo...A fat lady this does not make.

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 4:59pm

Exactly, Richard. One photo at a bad angle is not proof enough to pass final judgment. She has some meat on her, and a little lack of toning. Nothing more, nothing less.

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 5:03pm

she's a few workouts away from what i like but by no means is she fat.

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 5:05pm

I BET THIS CHICK IS SPORTIN A FULL 70'S BUSH NICE

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 5:17pm

she is not fat. god.

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 6:08pm

Oh ya Red Peony, I read in "The Sunday Sport" (quality British publication) that his one of his whores, described him as "having a cock like a stove-pipe." It was in "The Sport" so it must be true.

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 6:11pm

Fat pig.

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 7:11pm

most of us (men) would not consider her "fat". She is do-able. Definitely.
Some of you are probably just bitter and jealous.

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 9:30pm

that guy has a scary head shape...to worsen it, all his features are pinched in

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 10:04pm

She's the disgusting whale that was eating fruit in that other post.... *Shudders*

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 10:15pm

After looking at her other pics, I don't think she's fat either. She's thick, and she carries some extra weight (not alot) in her mid-section. It's her body type.

When I have some extra weight, my body looks like that, too. It's unfortunate, but it is, what it is.

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 @ 9:41pm

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