Claudia Schiffer & That Guy Bring The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
- Cheryl Tweedy Is A Star And I Love Her [HollywoodTuna]
- COED’s Cold War Cheerleader Showdown [CO-ED Magazine]
- Elsa Zylberstein Has a Useless Nipple Slip [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Halle Berry And Gabriel Aubry At Stevie Wonder Concert [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Mini Me’s sex tape partner Ranae Shrider [Celebslam]
- Unreal Tournament III for Xbox 360 [Daily Drop]
- Guy Ritchie’s Post-Madonna Prospects [Complex]
- Cynthia Rodriguez Knows How To Play [Dlisted]
- Lily Allen back together with Ed Simons [Cele|bitchy]
- Steve-O Back in Rehab-O [Bumpshack]
- Pornstars are fun [DerekHail]
- Ik ben hier niet om vrienden te maken [Flabber]
- Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves have a boy [The Blemish]
- Kim Kardashian’s Parents House TP’d [Gone Hollywood]
- Eva Mendes Fights Back Against Rehab Jokes [Celeb Parasite]
- when animals fight back... [The Bastardly Society]
- Today's 10 Sexiest Lingerie Models [Unibrow]
- Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Gillian Anderson Is Out Of This World [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...
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Holy fuck I used to have the hugest crush on him and the guy Thomas Ian Nicholas!!
Claudia, not so much.
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He's that guy from '10 things I hate about you'.. What's his name.. Lol
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He's a sexy little bitch.
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I remember him from 3rd rock from the sun that was waaay back!
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I was about to say how much "That guy" was fuckin' up the pics, but now knowing who he is makes a little bit less so. He was great on "3rd Rock" but he's still an acne sore, here.
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Oh, and Jackson babe, I clicked! I clicked with pride! I will always click when asked!
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hah. fucking hilarious.
Motorola called & said thank you.
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HAHAHAHAH!!! YEEEEEES!!! Shameless promoting worked!!!
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it always kinda "irked" me when the "caption this bitches" was first introduced... but i was like who gives a shit? it's fun...
outline the ad with "click this bitches" and i'd be clicking that like a motherfucker...
seriously though, click that ad and all us bastards are going to disneyland this year...
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Yeah, Claudia Schiffer's face is nothing special, but her body is great. 'That guy' is pretty hawt tho!
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She's still yummy. Just as long as she doesn't pull a bunny outta her crotch, I think we have a chance.
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nice pic set of claudia as freaking housewife
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SHE IS WACKIN OFF,GOOD LOOKING AGAIN
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Is that really the nerdy guy from "10 Things I Hate About You"??
DAYUMMM!! When did he get so hot??! I'd hit that. Hard.lol!
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wow...i think she look betta now...damn fine laddy!!
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OMFG! The ladies here find that guy hot? WTF? He looks like the kind of guy I would beat the living crap out of in high school 'cause he looked like a dork. Woman...sheesh!
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Joseph Gordon Levitt is a great young actor. Check him out in Mysterious Skin.
That's what I told my dad to do a couple of years ago.
"What's the movie about?"
"Just go see it, dad. You'll like it. Trust me."
"Okay."
A week later my dad called me and told me that he had taken his new wife to see Mysterious Skin. I asked him if he liked it.
"We walked out."
"Oh. Why?"
"There was a scene where a man asks a little boy to fist him."
"Yeah, but they don't show anything. It's like, it's all implied."
"We didn't really want to stay and find out if it was implied or not."
"Well, there's some other movies I've seen that you might like."
"No thank you."
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I remember being disturbed by that film for days. Joseph was awesome in it though. He gave a very sensual performance. I think he's very talented and extremely underrated.
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Oh, and while I think Ms. Schiffer is a pefectly fine looking woman, no one is comparable to Brigitte Bardot. Have any of you seen Godard's Contempt? All my life I had been hearing about Bardot, what a world-class sexpot she was, and I would always think to myself, whatever, she couldn't be as hot as Kelly Bundy, or Sherilynn Fenn, and the I rented Contempt, and, yes, Bardot is one of the 20th Century's Top Ten Sex Symbols, right up there with Marilyn, Monica Belluci, and Catherine Bach, aka Daisy Duke, who I have always had a major thing for, and who I think is severely, I say SEVERELY, underrated as a sex symbol.
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Her face isn't so great, but her body is amazing. And, he's such a talented little hottie. I really like him.
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damn!!! he's looking good! i remember him from his days on third rock from the sun. i didn't think he'd wind up looking this hot though!
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The things I would do to him...
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She looks good but...the real hottie here is that guy!
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt is Shia Lebeouf ten years older. Claudia Schiffer is still Claudia Schiffer. Both are growing old but have maintained their looks.
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this is what i was talking about when i said she always has had ugly features but with make-up, sexy poses, big hair and in pro pix, you could never tell but something about her face was still off regardless...put the same type of make up on today's CS (especially heavy eye make up to hide her droopy eyelids and crazy eyes), give her big hair, make her pose like this and take pro pix of her, she will look just like she does in these pix
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Agree. I don't like her wonky eyes.
I can't believe that's the nerdy guy from 10 things I hate abt you. I just watched it the other day and he looked like a 13 yr old boy in that movie.
He looks a whole lot better here though. I was just thinking that this guy has a bit of a Heath Ledger look.
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She looks like the kinky housewife we would all like to have.
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She looks great. Pic6: Noticed the corpse in the background? ;-)
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mysterious skin is a harrowing and brilliant film. Hes awesome in it. A very talented actor - one to watch. Clad looks weird/hot. I dig her wit big hair.
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i think she's pretty and has a very pretty german look. i like her deeper-set eyes, she's unique, but still very beautiful. and DAMN, that guy is sexy. he was so dorky back in the day...mmmm
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she looks amazing
and he looks absolutely delicious.
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Claudia has the most Beautiful pretty long blonde hair ever.
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