Claire Danes - Bikini Pics!
Thursday, July 17th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Drop down and get your eagle on, Claire.Claire Catherine Danes (born April 12, 1979) is a Golden Globe Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated American film, television, and theater actress most known for the television series My So-Called Life and the films Romeo + Juliet, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, and Stardust.
Danes' relationship with Crudup ended in December 2006, amid rumors of an affair by Danes with Hugh Dancy, her co-star in Evening. Danes confirmed on the June 27, 2007 episode of Late Show with David Letterman that she is dating Dancy. Additionally, she has dated Andrew Dorff, actor Stephen Dorff's younger brother, and Matt Damon. Wiki
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Why does she even bother wearing a top. She is probably 2% body fat, and doesn't even get a visit from aunt flow anymore...
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No boobs and her ribs are jutting out... no thanks.
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Somebody just do her already...but deny it if anybody asks!!! She's waiting!!!
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way, way, waaaaay too thin. my friend who goes to her gym says she is there allll the time.
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butt-ug!!! i'll meave it at that...
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d55, what the fuck??
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Someone get her a box of donuts.
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She looks skinny, but not dangerously so...yet. She's borderline though and should increase her calorie intake to match her activity levels better.
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she cant increase her caloric intake..she is busy reading..lol!!!
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this i like!!!!!!!
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Some people are naturally thin. Get over it.
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She is nerdy hot. Like that girl in She's All That when they make her unnerdy.
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I'd hit it, after I made her eat a few cheezburgerz
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The first pic is so nasty. What is she doing? Tanning her cooch? Other than that, her non-existent figure is just as ugly as her face.
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she clearly takes care of her "bikini zone".
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A body only a pedophile could want. I'll pass. Rosy Palms has more meat than she does.
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I can't help it, I really like Clair Danes. From the back, she looks perfect. I love her legs!
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Claire, rather. Didn't realize the E was silent... *shifty eyes*
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- Aw hell Fish for dinner again??!!
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Nice legs and feet...deal me in.
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I think she looks, kind of, hot.
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whats Olive Oil doing on the beach? Watch out, one of the piggy Lardasscans might eat you!
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I've always really liked her and she's a better actress than a lot of these younger twats. She could use a sandwich or two though. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and chalk her weight up to being naturally skinny. She's had a rather slim figure for as long as I've been aware of her work.
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Wow someone of you guys are crazy perfect from the back?!? what back....she has no body,no boobs,no booty,no waist and her face is nothing special ugh she's extremely unfeminine.But on a very good plus side she seems to have a very good personality I mean stealing someone's husband/fiance? while the poor girl is pregnant.CLASSY!
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Yeesh. That's skinny. She's flat as a board.
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LMFAO at picture 1, that shit is priceless....man i knew she had no body, but this is fucking ridiculous...and i thought she was daying that tool ben lee...what happened to that?
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I didn't realize she is so damn skinny. It's disappointing. Until I saw these photos, I thought she was hot. Pic #1 caught my attention and I was thinking these were going to be a HOT set of pics. Wrong!
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I LOVE CLAIRE DANES. she is beauty with substance. loved her in stardust!!!
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dear god...so boring it's painful.
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Eww.
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good legs i guess, but that's about it. she shouldn't wear that bathing suit with her body type, it makes her look more flat chested
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eeeeeeeewwwwwww
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She's just long and lean. She looks like she's got a lot of meat on her bones to me. I bet nobody would comment on how thin she is if she had any boobs.
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Thin, flat-chested and hairless! Claire's looking super sexy. I LOVE it!
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finally someone beating Kate Hudson in the "Tiniest Boobs in Hollywood" competition
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what the fucks going on with her tits!
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uuumm. i like her smooth little buttocks. and those little peas on them tiny tits look delicious too.
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shit.. no breats... but nice ass and cute face. I'd hit it.
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ID SUCK THE STINK FROM BIKINI FROM HER SUMMER PUSSY FARTS
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SWEET - I LOVE Cute Skinny Flat girls - and she has Great Legs too
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she lost weight in the ass, and it seems that also took away her tiny AAA cups too. Those are hideous tits.
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