Cisco Adler: "Douche Bag with Hot Chicks" Category Poster Child

Photo Credit: Most Wanted/Flynet
After filming scenes of his new music video (who the hell is watching this shit?!), Cisco takes a Bastardly Timeout and fondles one of the models on the side. Granted, I was overtaken by a extreme jealousy when viewing this set, but remained calm with a beautiful realization: Hot chicks follow the money.

So yeah, remember: Study hard, land a great job, earn lots of money & get the hot chicks! Ow!

But yeah, at the end of the day, Cisco Adler is a fucking douche bag who needs to be ass raped by a gang of angry midgets. Fucker.

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This is why the terrorist hate us.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 9:42am
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That girl has amazing legs..!! :O

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 9:45am
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I can only remember his ginourmous ugly balls...YUCK!

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 9:57am
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A post about a douche bag with a hot chick and we get better shots of the "douche bag"???

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 9:57am
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*ginormous.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 9:57am
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DrTentacle....Right on....Fucking blonds(this part is a joke)...

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:05am
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dude, blame the Flynet photog for the pics...

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:11am
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"hot chicks" uh ok......insert puzzled look here......
really if the females in these pics did blotd. you know it wouldn't be pretty.....

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:42am
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I have nothing to do with this site, and if it isn't cool to mention it please delete this thread accordingly, but these pictures remind me of another favorite site of mine:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

The name pretty much explains it...

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:43am
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Wow....A whole site, devoted to the mediocre!

Very true Glimmer. No ass and the face...What you can see of it...May be brown bag worthy.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:51am
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@9. I already have it on my favorites' list. I checked it for the first time when I saw this guy on Idontlikeyou...

http://www.myspace.com/scottalexander_no1

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 11:00am
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i'd tap it on her forehead. cisco's got those huge balls tho, the dangler, everyone knows chix like the arabian goggles. i've done worse tho.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 11:24am
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I dont't agree with the money theory...
girls like bad boys, poor or rich
when men are too romantic or needy it's boring

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 11:47am
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"Cisco Adler is a fucking douche bag who needs to be ass raped by a gang of angry midgets. Fucker."

ahahaha

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 12:04pm
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"when men are too romantic or needy it's boring"
Needy agree....Too romantic? OK.
True bad boys are romantic in their own way....Maybe the romantic fantasy of danger....But romantic none the less.
If catering to my lady by opening doors, cooking her dinner, etc....gets boring....Than I haven't found the right one. I can tell you though....There are so many woman that crave a man that can take care of himself and her at same time, while being a complete gentleman.
Badboys are just guys that don't want another mommy....There are better ways to avoid those kind of chicks.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 12:14pm
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Why would any woman find over this guy.
He looks dirty, diseased, greasy, and smelly.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:33pm
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fight****

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:33pm
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Why is this guy famous?

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:34pm
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I believe that "bad boy thing" is just a phrase.
Women tend to grow out of it and get smart by picking a gentleman.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:35pm
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phase***

must be my off day

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:36pm
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#15 right on the money

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:41pm
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omega they pick a gentleman if they want to get married or for a long term relationship
Bad boys are good for adventure, intense sex and fun
and richard, man open the doors and do typical gentleman things because they're afraid that their girlfriend starts f..ing another "better" gentleman
When a man starts to show me his gentleman charm, I know he's doing that because he wants to f..., or already did and is trying to impress me, desperate
okay, maybe bad boys are romantic, but they don't show it, they're more secure and they want to have fun, live the moment, the present

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:58pm
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I just realized that this weenbag looks like a David Spade character. He's like Joe Dirt 2.

Who the hell is he and how come everyone knows his ball size? That's pretty f'ing disturbing, people!

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:05pm
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"Bad boys are good for adventure, intense sex and fun" -
I can work fucking miracles with my hands....A persons exterior doesn't show you insight into how they are in bed.....People just think it does.
I am a gentleman through and through.....I hold the door for people or let people go ahead of me regardless of gender.....If I see a person on the train I think should be sitting I offer them my seat.....And I don't do it to get layed or because I'm afraid someone will steal my girl....I do it because it is who I am.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 4:58pm
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@ 23. Haven't you seen the infamous picture featuring him naked?

Richard or Glimmer, can any of you guys post the link?

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 5:02pm
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please don't post that link.

thanks.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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The Gods have spoken and you have already lost a few toes...Let's call it a day.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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Manners Matter....If I want to do some fucking I ll pay for it like always...nothing wrong with being nice to people

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 5:28pm
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He has the ugliest dick ever saggy balls ewwwwwwwwwwww..

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 5:37pm
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What's the next step? Her feeling his nut sack in public?

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 7:16pm
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25: No, I haven't but I think I'm okay with that! Let me check; yeah, see some dude's sack is not on my "To Do" list!

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 8:13pm
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I'd rather be Rick Rolled a million times than see this dude naked.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:47pm
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Her tiny ass is HOT. Bitch is super tall too. This guy was with Mischa Barton and was taller thAn her and Misha is huge. Thanks for posting these. HOT. HOT. HOT.

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 2:53am
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Stupid is as stupid does

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 3:28am
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Sorry Moe, I couldn't resist...Plus, I don't want to be the only one haunted by the sight of those things.

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/cisco_adler_balls.jpg

*I know, I know...this is mean and I am a horrible person.

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 7:17am
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@24
you are the last of a breed

@35
and I only thought that happened to really really old men.
I didn't think gravity would set in so early for men or women.

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 7:25am
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@24
dying breed

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 7:26am
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since when were stick legs "amazing" wtf

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 @ 12:11pm
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