The caption says it all.
Too fucking late!

eh even if it was before she got old wouldnt be interested. shes ugly. I am tired of these ugly ass chicks thinking all thye need is fake cans to ebhot. its pretty fucking sad.

Couldn't agree more with the caption. She waited way, way, too long to do the spread.

didn't she pose for Playboy a while ago?

I cannot BELIEVE how fast she aged. 42 is nothing. I know a 46 year old that blows away any young women on this site. But Margolis looks like the 68-year old madam of a Reno cathouse. She used to be this creamy blonde angel. Man, that is depressing.

I agree it's too late, but Mrs. Tapper WILL be copied on the "I've never had sex without lingerie on" bit. All I get is ratty sweatpants with dried up oatmeal from the kids' breakfast that morning. Yuck.

To #4: Yeah, she posed for Playboy in the early 90's, it was sort of the legendary, rite-of-passage Playboy issue for me. I remember the Pam Anderson one too, she was rail-thin and had tiny boobs.

Not bad for a 42 year old woman, but she doesn't warrant a Playboy spread. What color was she going for on her legs?

I guess her claim to fame is being the "Most downloaded woman on the interent" at one time. That's fucking great!

I got this a couple of weeks ago and must say that the spread is the most airbrushed set of images I have ever seen in Playboy. She looks almost plastic. Her nips are almost the same color as her skin in most images.

The Playmate of the Month is smokin' though... she has a puffy pussy.

She always reminded me of Vitamin C...The singer not the supplement....I always like Vitamin C better...

Ugh! This all started with Nancy Sinatra posing in the wrong decade back in the day... who's next? Emma Samms? Lynda Carter? Okay, I would buy that but I have a Wonder Woman fetish (yeah, that was a great link yesterday). I have an idea: how about Diana Riggs? Or how about all of the Sean Connery era Bond girls as they are now.

Serious idea: just start a new magazine called P25: Playboy+25.

DAIIIMN! The Photoshopping is out of control! Her aeriolas look like plastic pasties glued on her fauz-boobies.

You haters! Legs and breasts look as good as it goes. I would let them wonder on my face and lips and then hit it like a starved man. Being a starved man would help anyway, but that's not the point.

Sorry but the cream asks for my hand right now.

(1) She's too old (2) I can't think of anyone other than Cassie right now.

Looks like she smells of Massengill, Ben Gay and mothballs.

I couldn't stand this B!tch every since she used to go on Howard Stern and brag about being the most downloaded hoe on the Internet - which means what? She's 20 years 2 late and a half bag of silicon 2 short - agreed.

You would think she would be set paper wise from divorcing the Jerry Deli dude.

What a blessing it is for these women to have Photoshop, Hugh Hefner, Dancing with The Stars, and those other moronic reality shows featuring their moronic lives. Hurray for rejurgitating mediocrity!

Oh, and her boobs look weird.

Did this entire board turn into a bunch of faries? I would hit that day and night.

When you suck on her titties, it's like sucking on an expired carton of Milk = Expired 06/98. Yuk!

Fags. All of you haters.

I'd still fuck this attention-whore slut with extreme prejudice.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

I would still hit it. Fake tits, annoying but still quite milfilicious... and who gives a fuck if shes annoying anyway? I'm not going to marry this bimbo. hit and run...