Christina Ricci @ "Speed Racer" Premiere, Tribeca Film Festival


No, Speed Racer, No
The Wachowski brothers aren’t playing with a full set of crayons.
Speed Racer has moments of bliss, which are, not coincidentally, its simplest. Little Spritle envisions himself and his monkey as martial-arts superheroes in a bit that conjures up the carefree color-splashes of kindergartners. Young Speed spies the adoring Trixie on the playground and flowers behind her head morph deliriously into hearts. This is truly a new world—one where filmmakers can layer images the way music producers layer voices and instruments. In The Matrix, the Wachowskis and their computer-effects whiz John Gaeta gave us the gold standard of universe-as-simulacrum movies. But here, as in the lumbering Matrix sequels, the giddiness is gone: “Free your mind” has been replaced with “Overwork your programmers.” They’ve become fussy and solemn—Lucasoids. NY Mag

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No more midgets, please.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 10:12am
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Isn't one of the brothers now a woman?

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 10:28am
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Damn this broad keeps getting better all the time...

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 11:11am
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That's not the sexy Christina I remember.

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 12:14pm
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i think she looks pretty stunning here

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 3:38am
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