Christina Milian Shows Off The Bikini Booty in Miami!
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
These were snapped at the Shore ClubHas Christina Milian ever done us wrong? Short answer: Hell no!!
Longer answer: Her bikini pics from earlier this year were far hotter.
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Me and her. Her and me. Scissoring and 69. 69 and scissoring. That's all I can say...
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Ooookaaaay....I think somebody needs a cold shower. Viktorea, im looking at you!
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Sorry, I have a thing for short girls...
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NIICCCEEEE!!!
what a cute bum!
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that heart tattoo would be splattered with a milky colored substance after i was done with that....
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Phil, I think you are a very dangerous man. Well, all guys are, I think.
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I understand the 69 thing but I don't get what would be so great about scissoring. Anyway, Christina looks good, as usual.
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It's amazing. With guys, you have to be careful not to hurt there precious kawks, but with girls, you just go at it, over and over, tension mounting and.......whew......So how about them Red Sox?
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Jacoby Ellsbury is a fucking pimp!!! hells yeah!!
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Why doesn't she have dread locks?? That should be a rule with those people.
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"Those people"?
Yeah, anyway, back to 69 and scissoring please.
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Lol 'those people'!
What would scissoring actually DO?! Like is it actually possible to have any kind of orgasm that way? Im so glad im not a lesbian sometimes!
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I think that the only way it would work is if one (or both) wore a strap on.
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Wait! Both could not wear one at the same time, right? I find myself strangely curious about this.
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It's like a chinese puzzle Hallery. Once you figure it out, you will be Veddy, Veddy Happi.
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yeah, all small, cute, hot as fuck women should have dreadlocks. "those people" look good in them.
would love to see my other fav smoking hot munchkin Kristen Bell with dreadlocks!!!! i bet shed look AMAZING!!!
good call Pam!!!
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Phil.. are you on something??
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my cell phone...but why do u ask?
im calling 411 in iceland trying to get your number but, they dont have a listing apparently for people that are as overweight as you are....
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Oh.. I'm overweight?? Funny, reall funny coming from a guy who is even twice as large as the main actor from the show The King of queens
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It's gotta be Tourettes syndrome... it's gotta be.
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And it's not just bumping, it rubbing too.
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fingers involved.
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I love some finger action;)
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omg....Hal, She said "finger action".....heheheehee.
ok...I'm good now.
Pam...I'd love to know who are "those people" that u are referring to.
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Finger action. Something tells me we're not talking about guitar playing, right?
Honey, I think Pamela is referring to women who haven't bleached the shit out of their own hair so much that if they tried to braid it, it would break off and fall out.
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Nope...not 'guitar' playing. But playing none the less!
aahh nothing like some fingering in the whored out afternoon...lol!
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we should talk about guitar playing. i used to be pretty good.
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Oh, okay. That explains it.
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TWO FINGERS LIKE A PLAYA
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Sams Cola = Coca Cola
McDowell's = McDonalds
Fast Food Burger = Home Made Burger
Zima = Old E 40 oz
Smirnoff Ice Wine Cooler = Mad Dog 20/20
“Aint nothing like the real thing baby” some things people may try to replicate but can never duplicate… Ding A Ling... Ding A Ling
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McDowells thing was funny as fuck.
I do love the cock, too, sir. Nothing like fresh man meat.
Also nothing like a vertical smile.
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cant say i agree with the cock and man meat part...but i can think of a vertical smile i wish i was kissing right now....
she knows who she is, and she prolly wont even read this... LMAO
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Cool deal – I’m not hating on your love of ‘crafts’ you were just getting them all so worked up – pulling towards the dark side! HA. Maybe it stems from my constant nightmare of not two lipstick ladies but rather one and the other being Rosie like – I can even take an Ellen / Porsche but not an Rosie / Kelly scrap booking class.
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all i can say is WOW!!! that girl christina, the pics, the convo about that 6 and that 9, scissoring, and "those people' WOW!!! ya'll some crazy mofos
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I WOULD DRINK HER FART BUBBLES
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geez lu weez my balls are dilating
i got an e - rock - tion! cool!
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geez lu weez my balls are dilating
i got an e - rock - tion! cool!
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What's the deal with every chick doing tats these days?
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She's got a cute little butt on her.
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amazing. just amazing
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very pretty
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i' just gonna throw an "Ow, NICE, OUCH, and DAMN..." out there. cause whoa! she is HOT!
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Eww gross she's fat! I totally would not bang her.
There, am I hetero now?
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Yes, totally. Men who like women they can't lift up with one arm at least, are sooo gay.
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hahahahahaha, aw.
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Yeah nice rear end. Now if the pictures weren't so blurry, I could have appreciated that ass a lot more.
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cute lil package but when did her boobs get that big? maybe the bikini top is padded
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i don't usually agree with your bastardly regrettable tattoo comments, but i give you this one. was a mistake (but love rihana's tats)
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What's the tattoo on her back?
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