Christina Aguilera & Monkey Man @ Christian Dior Show in NYC
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
...What's up w/ Christina Aguilera's busted knees? Has she been crawling around with baby Max or on her knees playing with Monkey Man's lil' monkey?
MY GOD!!....He looks more like shit than usual!
Looks like he's the one staying up with the kid.
The bling is awesome....busted kinky knees...
not so much when u think of who she's getting kinky with.
Nice boobage.
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Why does she insist on wearing 5 pounds of makeup??
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You would think he would be photographed with a permanent smile on his face because another woman loved him besides his mother.
Da hell with the bling - peep the carpet burn in pic 3 – Yeah Xtina still getting dirty! Yesss Siiiirrr!
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welcome to momsville. you have to get off the train now.
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Monkey Man: I've made a huuuuuuge mistake...
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Baabaa Booey. FaaFaa Fooey? Baabaa Booey, BaaBaa Booeyeeeew!
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Her hair looks like a hair of an old woman. She should try to change it.
Just something!!
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they both look like monkeys, fucking ugly people
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I think the term "Butt Ugly" apply here.
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I was over there house doing some gardening, Monkey Boy was asleep, she backed her ass up against the patio door, got on her knees, and I trimmed her bush!
I'm wondering if that baby gets any milk from those breasts, probably can't get by the implants!
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what the FUCK is with her knees?is she really that dumb?
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The clown and her pet monkey both belong in the circus
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