Christian Slater Is Sleeping With This Chick In Cannes
Friday, May 23rd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinI think everybody needs a damn yacht...regardless of size.
And the Wiki says...
Christian Slater (born August 18, 1969) is an American actor who has starred in films such as Heathers, Kuffs, True Romance and He Was a Quiet Man.
Slater has had several altercations with the police and other authorities. On August 11, 1997, he was arrested by police in Los Angeles and charged with three counts of assault with a deadly weapon and one count of battery. Slater, drunk and high on heroin, punched his then-girlfriend, fashion editor Michelle Jonas, in the face at a party and bit a man who attempted to protect her. Slater did not go quietly, but hid in a stairwell and fought with officers, reportedly shouting, "The Germans are coming and they will kill us!" He then attacked a police officer. All the felony charges against him, however, were eventually dropped. He was sentenced to three months in prison and released for good behavior after serving 59 days. In 2003, his wife, Ryan Haddon, was arrested for beating up Slater at a Hard Rock Cafe while on a trip to Las Vegas, and he later received stitches. [Wiki]

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I don't know how he's doing it... but he's just getting yummier as he gets older. Nice.
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Hmmm not sure how yummy he is, but the girl he's with looks pretty cute. I just hope she doesn't whoop his ass like some of his past ladies.
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That chick is one ugly bitch...big nose, English teeth and those sun glasses look like the ones grandpa wears to block all sunlight from reaching his cataracts.
And Slater needs to find an identity besides trying to look like that old geezer Nicholson.
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hey, who the hell can blame the guy? He's just enjoying his fame & fortune.
Bastard.
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She is, well, very average. Whats up with those clothes for boating? How bout a bikini so we can tell what the body looks like?
**possible double bagger???**
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cunty
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His gf is cute. He needs to get his act together though and get out of direct-to-video dreck.
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That's Tamara Mellon (sp) the creater of Jimmy Choo. Big Bucks!!
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Christian was so hot in Very Bad Things. I think he looks more and more like Jack Nicholson as he ages. I don't really find him that attractive anymore.
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is that Marilyn Manson?
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