Christi Shake @ Playboy & Blu-Ray Pre-ESPY Pool Party
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Christi Shake (born August 22, 1980 in the Sparrows Point/Essex area of Baltimore, Maryland) is an American model and actress. She is of Czech, German, Polish, Swedish and Dutch ancestry.[3] Shake was chosen as Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for May, 2002. She has since appeared in numerous Playboy videos, special edition issues and - in July 2006 - posed for a "Playmate Xtra" as part of the Playboy Cyber Club. Wiki
Damn...those are nice fun bags....
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I would like d55's input as to whether or not those are real.
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Do you honestly care whether they're real or not?
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Dude! Can you possibly be any more of a lap dog? Jesus Christi!!
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what does "lap dog" mean?
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lapdog
Main Entry:
lap·dog
Pronunciation:
\-?do?g\
Function:
noun
Date:
1645
1 : a small dog that may be held in the lap
2 : a servile dependent or follower
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lapdog
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She's got Great NY Boobs!
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I think she's really pretty, but the fake eyelashes have got to go.
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Wow shes hot.
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I don't know if her boobs or real or not, but I have a more important dilemma...I can't tell if she has nice feet or not. If you look at pic 2 I would say no, but if look at pic 3 I would say yes. Shit!
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i was going to say:
"what's with the orange toenail polish"
then someone kicked me in the nuts and i remembered i was a dude
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Those tits are fake.......Fake tits DO NOT COUNT as nice NYC titties so please stop saying that.
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Hey Nikki420, Tits is tits. Fake or not. I've been to NYC. It's fucking full of fake titted broads just trying to get ahead with them.
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hey Nikki420 what are you the tit police?
if so your screen-name should be Titpolice420
so until we see some credentials your protestations are moot
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Christie "Shakes"
What's she shaking? I mean, aside from the funbags.
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Needs a bag over her head, but as long as there is access to those tities everything is cool.
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What head?...just Look at those Boob's...damn...fuck the rest of her body...the boob's!!!
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she's rather clothed for a playmate at a playboy party.
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I think they're fake. Either way, I bet they would be fun to play with.
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I don't know who she is...but I like her.
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Damn, this slut looks sexy! She has a lot of makeup on, but she looks like she has a decent face underneath it. And of course, the tits, fake or not, look superb!
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Listen Motherfucker. I don't have my laptop today so I can't log in to my og account (Nikki) I live in NYC Bronx to be exact and fake tits, as nice as they may be do not count as bangin' NYC titties. So fuck you. Don't come back to me and act like you know what you are talking about when you most likely live in Nebraska or something you Jesus loving fag.
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ooooooooooooh
you have an account
now i'm scared
and you live in New York
i just pissed myself
learn how to take a joke moron
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Just because you live in NYC doesn't make you an authority on anything. I've met lots of stupid motherfuckers who consider themselves "experts" on there city. Now go back to your shitty apartment and take another bonghit you pot loving dyke.
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******I WASN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
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and i don't give a fuck who you were talking to
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Well I'm talking to you. Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt!
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That's to Nikki420 not you john.
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She would look good even without the implants... the girl just has it. Maybe they're not even implants, I dunno and don't care. She makes the list of girls I'd like to see fuck my ex boyfriend.
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Your ex-boyfriend? Why are you being so nice to him?
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He is the standard male I think about when I, uh, do my thang. I don't have a current boyfriend so I have to do something. I don't know why I use him, considering he pisses the crap out of me... it's just how my mind works.
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Ok. I thought that maybe it had something to do with her STDs.
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I like the red hair... the tits don't hurt her cause.
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man... she is hot...
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She's a tad meaty for me
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I've seen nude photos of her from Playboy and a few sites online. She had blonde hair then. I thought she looked better with blonde hair. Or maybe she looked better because she was naked.
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Her orange eyebrows look like they're painted on... makes me think of Ronald McDonald.
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Not the hottest chick out there but with cans like that..... NICE!
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