Chris Brown is Rihanna's Man Slave!
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Photo Credit: BAUER-GRIFFINI guess this is just one of the negatives that comes with having hot tub sex with Rihanna.
Man Slave
A male who is submissive and under the influence of a powerfully seductive woman. Source
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baba booey!
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man slave?!?! i call it "good boyfriend!!!"
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that or the dog & the bag are his. hey you never know
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Nah. I gotta go w/ man slave on this one.
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CHRIS BROWN IS SO EFFING HOT! it's unreal.
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Of course it's unreal for an ugly jane.
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wtf is wrong with you people? you need to go on the tyra show or something and sort out your shit.
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE ON THE RUN WAY, GETTING HIT BY A PLANE!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD
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I'm on the information highway, running at top speed!
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LOL
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and his being her man slave is wrong because? haha
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FUCK THAT DOG !!!!!!! CARRY THIS MOTHER FUCKER AROUND AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
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Chris Brown is so sexy. Rihanna is one lucky girl.
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I'll help with bags.
The little rat dog? Hell, no.
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Want da puppy! Thats the cutest lttle dog ever. But oh lawd, those captions made me lmao!
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"I guess this is just one of the negatives that comes with having hot tub sex with Rihanna."
i guess having a sore asshole is another?
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"I guess having a sore asshole is another?"
Thanks so much for that one, McCracken. My coffee is now all over my desk and keyboard and it'll be at least noon until I can get some actual work done today. That was some funny shit.
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One thing that I don't get about alot of the celebrities (I target them becuase I don't often see normal people doing it). Why do they carry their dogs? I love my dog to death, but it's still a dog, it can and it supposed to walk! It really pisses me off. Just like puting a dog in clother and little shoes on it, once again my dog is like a child, BUT IT"S A DOG! It shouldn't wear clothes and shoes!!! That doesn't mean to care more about your animal, or treat it good. I call it bad treatment actually. Arrr it pisses me off. Paris Hilton, I'm mainly looking at you. But these two are on the list too, for carry the dog.
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that's because people are trying to give human characters to their dogs...carrying and dressing them as if they are human babies...you would not see a woman who has a real baby do that
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rihanna is decent looking...its unfortunate she has to look so niggerish
cb can have her...errrr
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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love chris brown sooooo much
he is so hot!!!!
yummy...i want him so bad
i think rihannah is yucky looking!!!
chris can do better!
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Chris Brown is hot! Something about Rihanna reminds me of Beaker from The Muppets.
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Excellent captioning! What happened to the bag?
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I may be in the minority here..but I dont find Chris Brown hot at all.
He does absolutely nothing for me. Thats rare.
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whats with all the everyone having these fairy dogs?
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I'll be her slave any day!!.....she's fucking HOT!!
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Whatta stupid bitch. I would never ask my man to carry MY shopping bag and MY dog.
I love Breezy- he's adorable. Now dump the ugly tranny!
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At least he isn't pickin' up shit off the street...
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Who's this poor fucker? That's awesome.
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LMAO thats one of the recent Elijah Wood posts i believe....
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i would do nasty things with Chris Brown.
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I just want to say that the captions are hilarious!!
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that dog is soooo cuutte! it doesn't even look real! i want it!
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also, just because he's helping her carry stuff doesn't make him her bitch or whipped or whatever. it's called being a gentleman you stupid assholes
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It aint got nothing to do with chivalry – Bitch you brought the damn dog and this big ass bag so now you carry it. You got the money buy a F”kn roller bag - Louis Vuitton makes them and dog bags… and don’t bring all this sh!t next time for a 2 day getaway.
or at least that's what I would have said.
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well.. i'm sure he has a lil somethin or 2 on the side to balance all this out.. you know he hit that chick Kira Plastinnia, all on his knees beggin for it. what a simp!!
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fuck you all chris brown is hot and so is rihanna stop hating
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lmfao! kiraplastinina.us
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AWWW. HE'S SUCH A GOOD B.F!! BUT STILL, SHE WUDNT CARRING ANYTHING, THA GRL KULDA HELPED 'EM. I KNO I WULD!! SHE'S COMES OUT TOO BE SO CONTROLLING.
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