China Chow Goes Topless @ The Beach w/ Lonely Keanu Reeves

Photo Credit: X17 Online

After all these years of witnessing Keanu's lonely downward spiral into Suicideville, these pics surface of Keanu & his woman vacationing in Cannes! Good for you Keanu!!

Here's a little about China Chow:
China Chow (born April 1974 in London, England) is a British actress.

She is the daughter of restaurateur Michael Chow and late model/designer Tina Chow. Her father is of Chinese and Scottish descent, while her mother was of German and Japanese descent. She also has a brother who is 3 years younger. Her aunt is actress and onetime Bond girl Tsai Chin. [Wiki]

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33 Scandalous Comments

They're both really pasty Eurasians.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 3:00pm

Hey she's pretty. Cool for him.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 3:00pm

i love keanu. he's the worst actor on the planet, but i love him.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 3:06pm

Keanu means: Clouds over the mountains.

/got nothing

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 3:24pm

I love him. and she has a great figure. Lovely lol.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 3:47pm

She's cute, get the brown bag off those titties. He's looking OK for mid 40s. And yeah, he can't act.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 4:07pm

Keanu in first pic: Whhoooaa!

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 4:43pm

score dude!!!

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 5:35pm

I agree with "no comment" about Keanu's lack of acting skills. He's so adorable, but really needs to tone up. The bag should be over his pecs, not her boobs. She's cute, as well.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 7:25pm

I love him.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 8:02pm

I want to smack that bitch up.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 8:04pm

OK, then you take HIM, I get her! She's CuteSexyCool

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 10:03pm

No problem :)

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 10:10pm

You know, for someone who can't act, he's been around for a very long time. He's so cute and he finally looks happy.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 8:12pm

___I____ am an EFF BEE EYE AAAAAAGent.

or

" I wish i could say what i feeeeeel!!!!"

best bad movie ever.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 8:16pm

Both cute!

Half ocidental Half asian

I just love this kind of beauty

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 8:45pm

Keanu is really hot. He has never had a reason to be lonely. Someone should have given him my number. We have more in common than he realizes.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 9:38pm

I bet she's SOOOOOOOO HORNY, she'll love him long time

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 9:46pm

Two ugly Mulattos.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 9:56pm

"A mulatto is a person with one white parent and one black parent, or, more generally, a person of mixed black and white ancestry.[1] It derives from Spanish (and likely from Portuguese, also) mulato (small mule, person of mixed race, mulatto; from mulo, mule; from Old Spanish; from Latin m?lus), by analogy with the mule, which is the hybrid offspring of a horse and a donkey."

Neither one of them is black. They're half white, half Chinese. A less ignorant term would be Eurasian, but that may also be incorrect since we don't know if their parents are in fact from Europe or Asia.

You're not exactly a little ray of sunshine, are you?

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 10:15pm

Owned. And thank you.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 10:23pm

Ignorance is my biggest pet peeve.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 10:39pm

Mine too. Thank you.

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 @ 12:13am

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 @ 12:33am

her name is seriously China Chow?

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 10:24pm

I read she has a sister named Asia.

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 @ 4:36am

I fell in love with her during the first watch of THE BIG HIT, funny and alright movie with here bouncing around in a school uniform, very nice.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 @ 11:31pm

Why on earth would parents of an asian girl, or mostly asian girl that pretty much LOOKS fully asian, name their daughter "China"? How cornball. It almost makes it seem like a porn name.

That said, she appears quite average and forgettable in appearance, but if Keanu digs her, yay for Keanu...

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 @ 12:11am

Nice catch Keanu. Now go make Bill+Ted 3 and Point Break 2.

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 @ 12:34am

her boobs are perfectly round and symmetrical...if they were bigger, they would have been perfect...well except for the nips...they're too small and are too brown for her pale skin

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 @ 12:37am

ok, my further observation indicates the size of the nips are fine but it's the color that is too dark and nasty for her pale skin.

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 @ 12:40am

Keanu has been around for a long time because he can act! You dont do 20 plus years, iconic movies, and words that are used in our everyday pop culture language with out being something really special. ex: Whoa! (my boss even uses that now!) Its all good! Lol! and Excellent! lots of mainstream people use these words in our everyday language. Whoa! 1 word 1 time, in a movie, The Matrix, and people are still using that word! Lol.

He is quiet and shy (where did topless pic comes from suddenly Ms. Chow? We want him too!) Lol, Mr. shy thing! But, because Keanus so shy, and quietly lives his life, he gets a bad wrap!
Keanu is a beautiful, good looking man. Hope he is happy!
Keanu was GREAT in Street Kings. He acted his butt off in that movie!!!!!He can really play a cop good!

Friday, June 27th, 2008 @ 9:30pm

China Chow is engaged to be married to Steve Coogan a British Actor Comedian. She is Scottish Chinese - German Japanese and Keanu Reeves is half British - Hawaiian Chinese Portuegese something. Most mix blood who has a japanese or chinese blood looks asian like Keanu or China Chow and so do I. I look Japanese or Chinese but my mixture is Spanish Chinese - French Japanese something. She nice boobs her height 5'2 and Keanu is 6'1 that makes her a doll. Keanu is going to be 44 and China is 34 now and her fiancee is 42 I guess she likes older men.

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 @ 4:29pm

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