Cheryl Cole - Bikini Pics (w/ Husband, Ashley)
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Has Cheryl Cole taken Ashley back?Cheryl's friends, however, aren't so happy. "There will be very few people who are close to Cheryl that welcome the news," one pal told The Sun. "Any spurned woman will know the saying 'once a cheater always a cheater' and lots of people are certain this applies to Ashley. Everyone just wants the best for Cheryl and she may regret this decision." Source
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She is,without a doubt,one of the hottest women these days.
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I wouldn't even try to begin to argue with that statement. So true!
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that tattoo is so sexy. her body gets an A+.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tell me its not true. She can't take that douchebag back. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is a sad sad day.
She's so fine, he sure as hell doesn't deserve her. Any idiot that could cheat on this woman (with a freakin hairdresser no less) shouldn't get a second chance.
So please tell me it isn't so.... She's way to hot to do this dork
And thats the bottom line..........
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HOT HOT HOT, damn you ashley cole1! damn you!!!
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Would be so hot if she didnt have those nasty tats
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i'd tap it on her forehead. indeed, for a brit, not bad body, terd cutter is fine work. i've done worse tho.
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Pretty face. While her body is toned, she's quite shapeless, no waist, no hips and as pic 4 shows absolutely no ass what so ever.I think she needs to add a few pounds in order to gain some curves.
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+ 1
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i could look like that if i wanted to .... but listen... who's eyes are in the bastardly logo thing up top?
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Looks like Frank Zappa.
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Frank Zappa?????? Oh my god.. for months I've wondered about the filthy, dirty things I'd like to do with those eyes.. and to think it might be Frank Zappa makes me feel sick
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Especially sick, considering you'll have to first dig up his rotted corpse in order to even get started.
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i always thought they were Richard Aschcroft from The Verve
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Not my favorite type of body(I'm with RLO in the tastes department) but she looks amazing!!
Cheryl IS beautiful.
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Damn, she's lost a whole lotta weight. She's losing her sex appeal.
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Yeah, I'm starting to think she's going down the same road as her mate Victoria Beckham.
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Is that a hint of a tattoo on her left ass cheek in pictures 4 and 6? If so, I love her even more than I thought I could. This tool better not screw his deal up again. What a moron for cheating on her in the first place.
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What a moron she is for taking him back.
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Agreed. She needs to boost her self esteem or something.
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So.. who's eyes are on the bastardly logo?
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cheryl needs to leave homie and get with a real man. someone like pacman jones.
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That's Adam or MISTER Jones to peons like you and me!
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homie can ask me to call him Ocean Front Property or Ninja Gaiden II but dude is always gonna be PACMAN
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stupid bitch
she maybe hot but she must also be stupid
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Why ruin your beautiful body with nasty tattoos? Seriously this chick has the potential to be so damn hot but then I see her tattoos and it ruins the moment for me. How classless.
but still, she has a beautiful face.
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It looks like she has no booty.
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She's very sexy, but what's up with the nasty stain on her right leg?
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She's very pretty and here's some trivia for you bastards; That's a monokini, not a bikini.
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shes is pretty but we all know why she is sticking with him
she wants his money !!!!!!!!
her tats are awful
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Regrettable tattoos is an understatement.
This is like graffiti on the Mona Lisa.
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Yeah, the tatts just make her look more of a skank then feminine.
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She is pretty but nothing special about her body, she just looks skinny. I thought she was more I odnt know, oomphy. Guess not.
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Most men will cheat no matter how hot his girlfriend is so I'm not sursprised that soccer player Ashley Cole cheated on her.
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wow. this chickie is pretty hot. too bad about the ink (i've previously expressed my disapraging views on skank patches) and well, that thing across her leg is just stupid.
and then there's the butt tat that sneaks out of her bathing suit. oh well.
in any event, that's a rockin' body.
in the words of many bastards before me: i'd hit that.
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What an idiot, she should be with me
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damn, she's too fine
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To respond to the query of why this stupid cooze stays with this dude:
She's a fame-hungry whore with no self-respect who will do anything to be the next Victoria Beckham.
let's review the parallels:
-member of a manufactured, no-talent all-girl pop group. (except not as famous as the Spice Girls, only famous in England)
-married a semi-moronic English soccer player (except not as good as Beckham)
-got cheated on (except with a chick not as hot as Beckham's skank)
-wears really ridiculous clothes (just not top-shelf designer like Victoria)
-too skinny with no curves (just not as freakishly skinny as Victoria)
-will do anything to stay in the tabloids - like get a stupid leg tat and "take him back" (except no one gives a shit).
get the picture ? Fucking LOSER.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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i agree, However i don't think she's too skinny, she has been looking skinnier lately but normally she looks great, not too thin at all.
and i'm about 95% sure she had that tattoo before she was famous.
but everything else - spot on
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she is overrated. if u look at her other bikini pics she has hugeee cankles and no hips. she also has fake boobs. nothing special
but i don't mind her tattoos.
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so gorgeous except she looks trashy in these pictures. normally i love her except for when her husband judas shows up.
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Just trash. I'm surprised a bum didn't collect her off the beach and take her to a recycling center to pick up some spare change.
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Her chins r so sexy that gives her a great look and that tatoo on her back ah my god hats off to this beauty........
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