Charlize Theron & Legs @ "Battle In Seattle" Screening in L.A.

Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM
These were snapped @ the Clarity Theatre, Beverly Hills, CA.

Could life for Stuart Townsend get any better? He just made his directorial debut with "Battle in Seattle" & he gets to go home to Charlize Theron's naked bod each night of the week. What more can we say besides...

DAAAMMMMNNNN YOU, STUART TOWNSEND!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

MORE: Watch the movie trailer @ the film's official website

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Whoa baby, those are some big ass feet!

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 4:20pm
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And the shoes are not very flattering!

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 4:46pm
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Really pretty eyes, but she always looks bored which makes her look boring.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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What a beauty!

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 5:41pm
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"bastardly stick legs with ridiculously large knees cam"

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 5:50pm
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Large in what way?

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 9:20pm
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i know she's a goddess to most, but don't hold it against me for not agreeing. as far as legs go, i think she has a terrible set. just my opinion. she has no shape to them...

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 5:17am
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I wasn't criticizing you or anything, I just really don't understand what you mean by large knees. If that's a big knee, what is a normal sized knee?

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 7:27am
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i would concider a normal knee as a knee that doesn't appear to be the biggest/ thinkest part of you legs. charlize's kness aren't neccessarily any bigger than average. but her tiny legs make them look larger than the rest of her legs. a nice pair of knees should just blend in like so...
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Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 7:56am
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Skinny, shapeless legs.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 6:36pm
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can anyone tell me where her shoes are from???

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 7:41pm
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Simply SPECTACULAR

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 11:48pm
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Bastardly sucks.

Why not just use thumbnails instead of clicking every stupid page?

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 1:35am
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Yeah, I don't get what the deal is with Theron obsession. She looks nice sometimes but the BSLC is terribly misplaced here. Her legs are shapeless and ordinary at best. She does nothing for me.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 3:31am
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What is fuck is going on with her? She always had thin legs, but they were nice, but they have no shape whatsoever lately. Her feet look really big and I think I need to re-evaluate her on my top ten.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 10:00am
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BOZO FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CHARLIZE HAS CLOWN FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Saturday, October 18th, 2008 @ 2:14am
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