Goddess...

Thank you!

Ah, on page 3 you can see the wrinkles around her eyes. I hope she dosent get botoxed out. Its nice to see a celeb growing old gracefuuly. Nice legs too.

sculpture!

You'd think if you were escorting that piece of hotness out somewhere you'd learn how to tie a tie correctly. What a douche.

Goddess indeed.

wait....she's still with that guy???? what does he do for a living?
I cant tell the last time I saw him in anything.

He's just there to provide a place for her to rest her hand.

Um...What guy...I see no guy.
Charlize, Grace Kelly....Works of art.

Grrrrrrrrrrrowl

Good call on the guy who likened Charlize to Grace Kelly. She really is a modern day Grace Kelly... and Grace is such an apt name for them both...

She's absolutely gorgeous. Agree with the goddess and Grace Kelly comments. He, however, looks like a member of the Geek Squad. He probably drives a beetle, too.

Very beautiful as usual but is it the dress or is she pregnant?

Does she have yachts for feet or is it the camera?

What the fuck? That's Charlize Theron's boyfriend?

Jesus. On the bright side, there is hope for the nerds.

On the bad side, the only reason she's with this dude is because the guy must have a Mandingo/Lexington Steele size cock with the blasting power of Peter North.

Seriously, only way this relationship can logically compute.

Let's analyze:

1. Dude is called "Stuart" - fucking Stuart ? He's Irish, so that redeems it a little bit, but still, "Stuart" ? Fuck that, even Sean Connery would lose pimp points if he was called "Stuart Connery."

2. He's balding and trying to hide it with the front-comb fake Caesar. C'mon man, have some balls and shave that shit. It worked for Patrick Stewart

(don't believe me? peep "I Claudius" Patrick Stewart when he had hair - he looks way cooler bald)

3. He's skinny and not very manly-looking. My friend's little sister could probably kick his ass - and she's 14. Hell Charlize weighs more than he does.

4. He just LOOKS like a pretentious euro-douche, I figure he wasn't acting much when he played "Dorian Gray" in "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen."

5. He probably blew $3-4 grand on that suit trying to rock an homage to "Goldfinger" era Bond - and he still looks like his mommy dressed him.

What an asshole. Look at the horrible tie (with the tail end longer than the front end) the horrible fit of the jacket, and the fact that the suit is one size too big. It's a skinny suit, douchebag, it's supposed to be snug...) maybe he was self-conscious his ginormous penis would show through.

Charlize is smart not to marry this dude - you just know she runs that shit. Money says Charlize is a secret lesbo and this dude is her "beard". or...

Seriously, only other plausible explanation. Either that or he has the mind-control powers of a latter-day Rasputin.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Lame caption ideas

Pic 1 caption:
Stuart: "I hope Charlize is not planning on chopping off my "Mancock".

Pic 1 caption:

Charlize: "I can't beleive Stuart has not noticed his penis missing."

OR

Charlize: "I'm so high on pharmies and booze, who's film is this?"

He doesn´t look that good here, but he was so hot as vampire Lestat in The Queen of the Damned!

I don't really like him and as a fan of Anne Rice's books I was shocked to learn he had been chosen to play Lestat and the truth is he was lousy at it. However, I must say being skinny and not very manly-looking is not a problem. I prefer men like that over muscly machos so I can understand her choice.

I love Charlize Theron. Very pretty and is a great actress too. The boyfriend Stuart Townsend looks like a geek. Has the 5 o'clock shadow going on. Looks like he walked off the street posing next to her in those pictures. And that suit he's wearing. What is up with the tie? Maybe he should have one of those clip-on ties next time. It sure looks like he can't tie his own tie though. Well it is hard to judge people by their looks (sometimes). OMG if one of us guys ran into her on the street and she spoke to us we would all have seizures in front of her. Then she will give us mouth to mouth. Yeh, only in our wildest dreams lol.