Chanta Patton Brings The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
She's the chick from Kardinal Offishall's Dangerous video.- Aubrey O'Day Needs To Give Her Dog A Rest [HollywoodTuna]
- Bikini Car Wash Girls [CO-ED Magazine]
- Kristen Bell’s Uncensored Sex Scene [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Miley Cyrus' Dad Approves Of 20 Year Old Boyfriend [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lindsay Lohan leaving a gas station in Beverly Hills [Celebslam]
- Wifey or Trifey: Lauren Conrad [Complex]
- This Baby Wee Wee Doll Is NOT RIGHT! [Dlisted]
- Kim Kardashian: I Never Had Plastic Surgery [Yeeeah!]
- Nicole Kidman is the Living Kewpie Doll [Derek Hail]
- Please shut up, Pink [The Blemish]
- SNL: Extreme Activities Competition [Flabber]
- David Duchovny: No Longer a Sex Addict [Celeb Parasite]
- Rose McGowan may play “Deep Throat” porn star [Cele|bitchy]
- Hayden and Alba look like idiots... [The Bastardly Society]
- HOTTEST CANADIAN FEMALE CELEBRITIES [Unibrow]
- Izabel Goulart Is Too F@#king Hot [The Grumpiest]
- Anna Faris Gets Cute And Perky [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And, of course...
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That body screams for sex.
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She's kind of hot, but something about her just screams "trashy".
And those are breast implants...
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And?
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Well she's obviously a naturally beautiful woman, but the breast implants, color contacts, cheap highlights, and too much makeup ruin her.
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wow, very hot, most of you will probably look at her body but I just love her pretty face
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That's what I noticed first--her face. Maybe it's a woman thing.
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^^ Thank you Miss Understatement.
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she's hot!!!
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Heeey, I love this broad:) She's the chick from the "Dangerous" video. Yeah, definitely a hottie. Page 8 is my favorite.
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hottest post of the week!
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Pic 2 is the Best Picture of the Day and probably the week. This woman is incredible.
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Totally agree. Pic 2 out of this world.
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Yay!!!Brown Sugar..I've heard that's the sweetest...but then I wouldn't know...Thanks Basterdly for giving me a Woodie.
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she looks a little like Ashanti. but 10 x hotter,sexier and of course, SLIMMER
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She does look like an extremely hotter version of Ashanti.
The girl needs to be doing more stuff.
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PICTURE 7,DINNER IS SERVED
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Pic 2 - Someone's got big beef curtains!
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nice pics
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i'd tap it on her forehead. outstanding. but the shoot must have been hell on her knees. poor girl. i've done worse tho.
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What a beautiful pick me up after a long day. Generally not a fan of the fakies myself, but damn, this hot thing makes them almost forgivable. I'd gladly suffer sand in my ass to roll around on the beach with this minx. A life-size repro of pic #10 for my man cave post haste!
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god damn shes hot. yummy
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... there is no seduction here... just a girl in suggestive poses... how boring
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this post is the best thing to ever happen to this site. the girl is crazy hot. jeez
i feel sorry for whoever brings the Links next - the bar has been raised
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dam shes hot noone can compare to her gorgeous
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Nice shoes!
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PIC 1,2 and 11 are gold.
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Holy Moly! She's beautiful.
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Wow she is smokin!
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CHANTA IS A WHORE. CHANTA IS A CUNT. CHANTA IS A SLUT. CHANTA IS A BITCH. BLACK WHORE. BLACK BITCH. BLACK CUNT. BLACK SLUT. CHANTA IS UGLY. UGLY UGLY UGLY. CHANTA IS FUGLY. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY. CHANTA DESERVES TO DIE FROM AIDS. FOR BEING A SLUT. CHANTA DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED FOR BEING A WHORE. I HATE CHANTA, I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER. I FUCKING HATE CHANTA. I FUCKING HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER.
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^
So tell us what she did to piss you off so much!
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CHANTA DESERVES TO GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE. CHANTA DESERVES TO GET KICKED IN THE FACE. I HATE CHANTA. I FUCKING HATE CHANTA. I HATE THAT BITCH. I HATE THAT CUNT. I HATE THAT WHORE. I HATE THAT SLUT.
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OK, bring your jealousy issues to your shrink. No one here gives a shit that you need a hug and some Prozac. This is the Bastardly.
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CHANTA THE WHORE. CHANTA THE SLUT. CHANTA THE BITCH. CHANTA THE CUNT. I HATE HER SO MUCH. SHE'S AN UGLY NAPPY HEADED HO. SHE'S FUGLY APE WOMAN. CHANTA IS A PHONEY. CHANTA IS FAKE. THAT BODY IS AIR BRUSHED. IN REALITY CHANTA IS A FAT BITCH. CHANTA IS A FUGLY CUNT.
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lol
So I guess they airbrushed the whole damn video too.
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I just clicked the Kim Kardashian link. Wow! Look at that bangin' body of hers, She had it even at 14. I knew her body was all natural.
This should shut up all the haters saying she got breast implants and her lips done. Look, her lips were big back then at 14.
But.... her nose looks different. lol! Nose job, perhaps?
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usually my initial reaction is to checkout the links... not in this case. this chick is so hot i had to click through these first. i'd rate her, bangable, hot, sexy and Loki approved. my second reaction was to click the "hayden and Alba look like idiots" link. however that is my own link so what the fuck am i clicking it for? i guess this piece of hot ass has me in a daze...
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Oh god yes, this is one fine lady!!!
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4th picture really is something- she looks gorgeous (especially her face).. but rest of the photos (maybe except 10th)look vulgar/tasteless
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SHE'S GODDAMN UGLY.
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I won't lie, I'm not normally into black chicks, but this girl is serious. I don't care who you are, any man with a non-limp dick would want a piece of that.
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