Caption This, Bitches! (Woody Allen and Soon-Y Edition)
Posted on Tuesday, August 5th, 2008 @ 11:00am by Moelicious
Photo Credit: GARRY/bauergriffinonline.comRice Chaser Woody Allen and his wife, Soon-Yi Previn, enjoyed an evening out in Los Angeles over the weekend.
And the Wiki says...
Soon-Yi Previn or Soon-Yi Farrow (born October 8, 1970) is the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow and Andre Previn. She is married to director Woody Allen.
Born in South Korea, she was adopted by Mia Farrow and her then-husband Andre Previn when Soon-Yi was about 8 years old.
Previn gained international attention in 1992 when it was revealed she was having a relationship with her mother's long-time romantic partner, Woody Allen.[1] Her adoptive mother, Mia Farrow, discovered the affair when she found nude photographs of her adopted daughter in Allen's apartment.[1] Farrow had one biological and two adopted children with Allen.
The affair was covered by tabloids, focusing not only on her initial familial relation to Allen's long-time partner and to his children, but also the 35-year age difference between Previn and Allen. [Wiki]
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"Soon-Yi? Soon-you shold be in prison."
Love Woody Allen movies, but you left Mia Farrow for an adopted daughter. Shit's not cool.
Did she get implants?????? That is a travesty of mockery of a sham. I find your accusations degrading, not the least of which...anti-Semitic.
I have to hand it to Woody. I hope when I'm that old, I don't give a fuck about other people as much he doesn't. Tho I hope if I'm that rich and successful, I can afford a better trophy wife.
WoW and some people try and say asian women dont age this chick looks way over 30.
that's cuz she's 38 nimrod.
She's looking old enough that it may be time to start thinking of adopting the next child wife.
"Soon-Yi, 'Take the Money and Run'. You'd be 'Bananas' not to....What are you waiting for the 'Purple Rose of Cairo?' Get the hell out of 'Manhattan' before 'Annie Hall' gets her gun and all you can see are the 'Interiors' of a coffin. Shit women this is 'Love and Death' and her you knew 'Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask'. Shit Soon-yi. You should know that 'Hannah and her sisters' always win in the end."
Soon-Yi is fucking ugly. And so isnt her boyfriend/dad
"Soon-Yi will have to face the music."
Soon-Yi is uglier than sin.
jeez... i think it's time for woody to trade this one in for the newer model too...
pic 2: "why does my finger smell like fish tacos, when we had chicken for dinner?"
i hear that Hayden and Milo are dressing up as Woody and Soon-Yi for halloween this yesr.
lol...this is funny
Soon-Y: "when is this old geaser gonna die so i can finish getting my plastic surgery make over and begin to love others long time"
yeah, i tried...
"Soon-'He' will have to find a younger lover."
soooooooooooo creeeepy!!!!!!!!!!! i don't care how old she gets, he used to be her father (kind of). so fucking gross on both of their parts.
if you were going to go through all sorts of hell and judgement from hiding the salami with your adopted daughter, she'd wanna be hot, right?
epic fail
The only good movie he has made in the last 15 years is Match Point.
Excuse me fuckwad your a big fucking loser for being lame enough to know her exact age. And she looks way older than 38 too.
"Soon-Yi and I both have something in common: We both have a Woody."
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