Caption This, Bitches! (Raven Symone w/ a $5 Bill Edition)
Monday, May 5th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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"take this $5 and run down to Mickey D's and buy me a happy meal?"
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could you go ahead and pick up five items from the mcdonald's dollar menu, and then bring it back to me? throw in a milkshake, too.
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"Whatch-you talking about Willis?!"
"What you mean you want to park my doublewide."
"No Midas didn't put special shocks in help with bumps....Just take the 5 bucks and park my Benz Bitch."
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$5?!?
I said I'll rock your world for $5K, motherfucker. Don't you know who I am?
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Here's my money where's the buffet start
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Have the answer two questions in my mind....
One....Yes that dress could be used as a theatre curtain...
two....No that belt is not 2 light years wide...A popular misconception...it is only 1 light year wide....
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bubbles got my vote
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"Gonna take more than $5 for me to eat you out, you fat hoe!"
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Porky – “Change… Change… But I’m Fabulous”
Da Latino – “Yes Change… Change… 2 Dolla hoe give me my $3 change – & hop your big ass in the back so no one see’s me with you!”
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"$5 gets you like a 5second motorboat. tell me when you're ready to dive in..."
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i'm fat bitches!
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how old is she, 21????
and she is already a heifer
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Dude: I'll give you 5 bucks for that parachute you're wearing
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yo mistah, how much crack can I get for 5$?
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HA H AH AH HA H AH AH AH AH AH H AH!!!!!
I laugh at this BEAST!!!!! Went from just CUTE to WTF!!!!!!
H HA H AH HA HAH AHAH AH AH HA HA..................AH AH AH HA HAHAHA AH HA AH AH.........H HA H AH HA HAH AHAH AH AH HA HA..................AH AH AH HA HAHAHA AH HA AH AH.........H HA H AH HA HAH AHAH AH AH HA HA..................AH AH AH HA HAHAHA AH HA AH AH.........H HA H AH HA HAH AHAH AH AH HA HA..................AH AH AH HA HAHAHA AH HA AH AH.........OINK!!!!OINK!!!!!
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"got any cheese burgers... look i'm desparate. i'll give you 5 dollas, come on!"
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Awww sad...
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Paco, take my car and get all the Jello Pudding Pops this'll buy you, and then meet me in the lobby.
For real.
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I order two double whoppers, a bacon double cheeseburger and a diet coke, give you a twenty. and I only get five dollars back?
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What do you mean fifty dollar to make me holler?
All I got is 5 bucks!
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#18 Haha! My wife named her chihuahua Paco.
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You wanna go and have sex? No? How about 10.000 dollar..?
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Whatcha mean I already ate my limit of Jenny Craig today?!
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"God im so fat, im thinking of doing the Crack Diet....got some crack?"
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woah! she used to be so cute! what happened?! now shes real fuckin scary.
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Oh lawd, is that a cheeseburger?
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Watch out Man! She will eat you!
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"Can I eat this?"
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Dude: "Five dollars?! Niiiice, this pitcher of kool-aid is really paying off! And the little packets were only three for a dollar!"
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"What do you mean you want a $5 ride with a tranny?"
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HEY HEY HEY
Here's 5 bucks
That's all I'll pay!
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"You mean I got the role of the Kool-Aid man in his new feature film? Oh lawd!"
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