Caption This, Bitches! (Pirates 2 Giveaway Edition!)
Monday, November 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Thank you for last week's submissions! Winner will be notified via Private Message. DVDs will not be sent out until the completion of this week's contest. Looking forward to the submissions!That's right folks! We're giving away copies of Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge as apart of its release.
Rules are simple:
1) Register a user account on The Bastardly, if you're not already a Certified Bastard.
2) Caption the photo above.
Moe and I will choose our favorite caption and you'll be the winner of a FREE COPY of Pirates 2!!! Yes, FREE!!! We're actually giving stuff away!
If you are chosen a winner, I will send you a Scandalously Private Message for mailing information (hence why I'm opening this contest only for Certified Bastards). From there we'll be sending you a FREE COPY of Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge. It's so simple!
Don't worry, we ship worldside! Just hope that your country's shady postal system doesn't steal the DVD for themselves!
The biggest epic in the history of adult films – Pirates – is back with Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge – from Digital Playground. This thrilling erotic sequel combines intense performances, incredible special effects and wildly passionate sex.
Digital Playground contract stars Shay Jordan, Katsuni, Stoya, Gabriella Fox and Riley Steele heat up the screen with their most intense performances ever. International sensations BellaDonna, Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, Shyla Stylez, Brianna Love, Shawna Lenee and many more complete this unforgettable journey.
Click here for more inforamtion about Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge.
"Velcome to my bedroom."...Oh wait I'm a Pirate not a vampire. Boy I'm glad I'm not an actor.
"Take it from my statues. They know how to be cold dead fish in bed too."
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BASTARDLY SUCKS ASS NOW THAT MY 2 FAVORITE POSTERS ARE GONE...
CAUSE OF THAT UBER SKANK D55.
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this pic is kinda lame. not really much going on, is it?
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Agreed Loki. Props for a good try.
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Yeah..Not much to go on in the picture. Made a good go of it though.
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Caption - "Does a porn movie REALLY NEED a storyline? Let alone an overly expensive production?"
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OMEGA & PSC PLEASE COME BACK !!!
I'M BEGGING YOU !!!!
TOGETHER WE WILL KILL D55 !!!
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If the prize were BluRay instead of DVD, I might consider registering. Hopefully the porn stars in this movie still look decent in hi-def.
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Caption:
So you had to choose between Porn & BLOTD... & You chose Porn??? Well I can't blame you cause all they give away is a funky t-shirt & dvds... plus BLOTD is Dead Son... Dead!
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fucking wow.... probably im going go..... fucking off the track!
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YOU GUYS SUCK ASS TOO!!!
YOU SUCK THAT SMELLY DOG ASS OF D55!!!
I BET SHE LET'S DOGS LICK HER PUSSY!!
I CAN SMELL HER TUNA PUSSY FROM OVER HERE!!!
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That's not a good caption at all.
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BORING!!!!!!!!
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Let's see, lube.... CHECK
double headed dong.... CHECK
body oil.... CHECK
OK, time to call this meeting of the republicans women's club to order!
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This is where we are going to shoot the "booty to mouth" scene.
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Let's see, lube.... CHECK
double headed dong.... CHECK
body oil.... CHECK
OK, time to call this meeting of the republicans women's club to order!
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haha. what is going on in this screen cap...they're just standing there. how do you caption that?!?!
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Pirate Girl: "it's so kinky that you wanna do it on your new dirt-bed..."
Captain Organ: "Aye I tell ye, those land-lovers and their water-beds have nothing on me!"
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Captain Organ: "There be rough seas tonight me lovely. All I have to do it stick it in and let the ocean do all the work."
Pirate Girl: *thinks lazy bastard*
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Pirate Girl: "Watch that hook this time mister! You accidentally pierced my nipple, clit and asshole last time!
Seriously, who has a pierced asshole? You fucking klutz!"
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Cant wait to show you my peg leg....ha..ha..ha
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Yargh, I've come to plunder yer booty!
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Him "Nah, ParLAY on de bed 'n I'll let me Krakken take ye booty"
Her "I wonder if I could fit this golden statue lookin thing inside my clam"
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you know... I'd register but... nowhere can I find "register click here" i tried clicking forumn and creating account there, but it seems it's not the same
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Hey, you click on 'private messages', there you can create one:)
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"Wow, who is your designer? You have really done alot with your mom's basement."
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"Excuse me ma'am, but have you seen Keira Knightley around? We're making someone walk the plank and she's flat as a board."
P.S. One of the girl's in this film, Stoya, is possibly the most beautiful porno actress ever to let someone film her three holes being pounded. We need a Bastardly Photo Moment with Stoya. Stoya is hotter than pretty much every actress in Hollywood. How she ended up letting men bang her in the dirty place for money is beyond me. It must be that she just loves it, which makes her even hotter if that is possible.
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