Caption This, Bitches! (Pirates 2 Giveaway Edition!)
Monday, October 27th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex
Thank you for last week's submissions! Winner will be notified via Private Message. DVDs will not be sent out until the completion of next week's contest. Looking forward to this week's submissions!That's right folks! We're giving away copies of Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge as apart of its release.
Rules are simple:
1) Register a user account on The Bastardly, if you're not already a Certified Bastard.
2) Caption the photo above.
Moe and I will choose our favorite caption and you'll be the winner of a FREE COPY of Pirates 2!!! Yes, FREE!!! We're actually giving stuff away!
If you are chosen a winner, I will send you a Scandalously Private Message for mailing information (hence why I'm opening this contest only for Certified Bastards). From there we'll be sending you a FREE COPY of Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge. It's so simple!
Don't worry, we ship worldside! Just hope that your country's shady postal system doesn't steal the DVD for themselves!
The biggest epic in the history of adult films – Pirates – is back with Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge – from Digital Playground. This thrilling erotic sequel combines intense performances, incredible special effects and wildly passionate sex.
Digital Playground contract stars Shay Jordan, Katsuni, Stoya, Gabriella Fox and Riley Steele heat up the screen with their most intense performances ever. International sensations BellaDonna, Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, Shyla Stylez, Brianna Love, Shawna Lenee and many more complete this unforgettable journey.
Click here for more inforamtion about Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge.
"Make a wish when you blow out the candle"
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"She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up."
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"They don't call her Downtown Julie Brown for nothing man!"
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"First it was Deep Throat. Now It's Behind the Brown door. Debbie does Allace. What classic won't they touch?"
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"Shiver me members."
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Good news! I found your car keys!
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even though i would love some free porn
this should be the winner
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yeah. that had "win" written all over it... gotta agree.
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ROFLMAO!
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There is a cell phone in your ass, and its ringing.
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"I'll be sure to buy toilet paper next time. Until then..."
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We found oil! Gas prices are going down!
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well done bastardly...well done...
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"Wax On......Wax Off"
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caption: you nefarious little cocksucking whore. tell me where ye hid that string of pearls. tell me where they are, before captain jack hammer, ties you to the bed and has his way with you, while we devour you like a hungry pack of wolves.
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"Ass A-hoy!!"
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Drill babies!! DRILL!!
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two hot pirattes: "Just wait till stagnetti get's his revenge on you!"
new hot piratte: "So is stagnetti always prone to premature ejaculation or does he usually get the job done with out revenge?"
1st hot piratte: "Well with me he was really drunk the first time, and it kind of took a while. He had his revenge when he was sober and well... to be honest he didn't last to long."
2nd hot piratte: "Tell me about it, he has to borrow viagra off of black beard to even perform. I don't even know how it's possible that he supposedly 'raped' and pillaged my beach side village."
*Stagnetti stumbles towards the door*
1st hot piratte: "Here he is and he want's his revenge!! If you need some help greasing the tuna, his parrot has some sexy shit to say..."
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"hurry up! we REALLY need that flashlight right now!!!"
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I call it the Ass-cam. This is going to change backdoor action forever.
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