Caption This, Bitches! (Miley Cyrus & Billy Ray Cyrus Edition)


Promo shot for the upcoming CMT Music Awards

Buckle Up. Party Down.
Billy Ray Cyrus and Miley Cyrus are set to host the 2008 CMT Music Awards. This year, the CMT Music Awards promise to be better than ever with more video categories, more live performances and more of your favorite country stars. Mark your calendars for the only fan-voted awards show in country music - April 14 at 8 p.m. ET. [CMT]

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IS it me or does there look like there's a bit of tension in the room. Like someone made and incest joke and snapped the film.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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HAS-BEEN and a WANNA-BE STAR!!!! FAILURES!!!!

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 3:09pm
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"Daddy told me to wear my boots on the wrong feet and keep my knees and toes together to prevent pregnancy!"

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 3:09pm
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"That's not Chastity belt".....Yeah right who am I kiding.....She
like a walking billboard that just keeps flashing "Happy ending" in your
motel room window.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 3:18pm
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What meant to say was:
"That's not a CMT award, that's a Chastity belt".....Yeah right who am I kidding.....
She like a walking billboard that just keeps flashing "Happy ending" in your motel room window.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 3:21pm
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Damage you're an idiot, she's worth more than your life........

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 3:28pm
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"Where we live in Hickville Alabama, its legal for daddy to marry me."

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 3:40pm
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They look like they are fucking each other.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 3:41pm
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In regard to Damage.....
She worth more than 5 crumpled singles and a half empty bottle of thunderbird?

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 3:42pm
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^still more than his life

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 3:43pm
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sorry, i agree with Damage here...

Billy Ray Cyrus is a ONE hit wonder...and Miley is LUCKY that she got caught in a fad cause shes even LESS talented than her dad...

as for a caption..

BIlly Ray Cyrus: "yeah i sneak into her room and tap that ass, you know your all jealous"

MIley "shucks dad, is THAT why im so incontinent and have to wear depends at 15?!?!?!"

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 4:01pm
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incest is best!

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 4:11pm
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Billy Ray, "Yeah I see you out there..and so does my shotgun!"
Miley, "Daddy is such a kidder!"
Billy Ray, "You go right ahead and think that pumpkin."

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 4:28pm
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Fad or not, I don't get how you could call that a failure.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 5:17pm
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"All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly".

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 5:29pm
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"dad, don't dry hump me on camera...we'll save that for later..."

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 10:02pm
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whats up with her cheeks and smile? looks weird

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 10:02pm
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billy ray rocks! but huh...

@ #17 -i don't know, she smiles like that sometimes, but it looks cute to me

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 11:00pm
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well all I can say is, It's good clear picture...that's it.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 11:15pm
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my daddy told me im a good kisser...

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 11:34pm
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@ 21. Fuck you.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:01am
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"Don't you like it when I wear your cock rings on my forearm, daddy?"

BTW the white dress makes this look a little too much like a wedding photo.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:42am
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this girl is sooooo anoying

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 5:12am
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'i'm naked under this dress'

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 7:19am
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miley: i'm OK with being a failure. i've made a ton of money at it already.

billy ray: i'd rather be sitting at home, bitching about people having their photos posted on celebrity blogs.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 10:25am
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she is soooo fuckin ugly...what does anyone see in her?

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 10:33am
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Eve...Did you just tell yourself off?

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 11:57am
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miley lives in her own wing of the house. so her dad can visit her in private and have his way with her.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:55pm
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Kid Tested.
Virginity Approved.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 10:59pm
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is this a joke? no seriously i want ot no. is this a dman joke? miley cyrus? r u kiddin gme? wow. this has got to be a joke. disney used their billions of dollars to make her famous. wheres the talent? seriousli. get over it. shes a fad. like skinny jeans and big hair. everyone makaes such a big deal of her. its blown WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY out of proportion. she was only on ONE damn show! and its called HANNAH MONTANA! i think just the name speaks for itself people. seriosli. the kids like her cuz they're kids. they like what they are told to like. shes on disney they automatically love her. get over it. shes a one-hit wonder is rite. i honestly think the dads wayy more talentd and its sad she gets paid soo much more than him. wut the hell is this world coming to when the most famous teen on the planet is only on one show, and its called HANNAH MONTANA! im scared.. seriousli.. scared for the furture of this country and industry. shes got no voice! and her acting is cliche and wayy over-acted. get over her people. shes old now... im sick of hearing of her.

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 11:43am
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Which charities have you helped lately? How many children have you made happy? None I'm sure you sick bastards, incest is a serious thing, not a JOKE, and the love between a father and Daughter should be admired no matter how jealous you are of them. America put them where they are and as long as they are positive role models for Fathers and young ladies, find something better to do.

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 8:29pm
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The shot of Miley and her Dad is really creepy. I would never lay with my Dad like that unless I was under 8 or 9 years old. Miley is a young, fertile woman. The pose is clearly sexual. I'm surprised it didn't make both of them very uncomfortable. Are they fucking?

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 @ 8:53pm
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Y the hell is everyone making a big deal out of this? I mean, yah, she has some pics that arent very appropriate but, don't we all?

Sunday, May 11th, 2008 @ 11:02pm
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@30 fuck you!

cockslobber piece of pseudo-intellectual jealous shit

i just feel like going of at some dumbass cunt

and you are the biggest one i can find you gaping anus

for a fad, she has sure made all of your lives seem worthless and insignificant, its not hard too see where this anger comes from.
being shown up by a 15 yo hick, that must really hurt you wrinkled cock gobblers

FUCK YOU COCKASS!!!

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 1:41am
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oh, and i would tear her tight little pink pussy apart

and eat her out...to the XTREEEEEEME

and all that naughty stuff

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 1:43am
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