Wow, it's look like Nick Lachey, before he started opening his mouth and breathing life into his actually opinion of his fiance/not fiance/wife/not wife....Now just breath in and out.

The blue toy: Help!!

Oh she won that at six flags, I wonder how. Probably the weiner sucking contest.

people are such assholes ^^^ they fail to notice or comment on the fact that she actually looks really natural, and extremely lovely.

she's had it rough lately and is lying low like a normal person, rather than being blow-up crazy like Britney or Hohan. so even though I'm not her biggest fan, I won't complain, and she looks great.

"Yeah, I'm gonna get me some good puppet-loving tonight!"

I'm gonna take care of his blue-balls. or Who's this dummy next to me Says Oscar the grouch.

"She's had it rough lately and is lying low like a normal person" - Laying low could also be code words for "Career going nowhere."

Sweatlana did you see the heading "caption this" It's supposed to be funny.

Now that the proactiv solution has stopped my puss-filled chin pimples from oozing all over his soft blue fur, he lets me kiss him again! Thank you Pro Activ!

I've heard of blue balls but Tony Romo isn't looking too good...

She's gotta be one great lay because she's got nothing for brains....

"Ok, not as cute as Nick was but still not too bad, right?"

she looks great!!! Go chestica!!!!

Maybe Poppa Joe's got her doing a "Musical Extravaganza Tour" of all the 6 Flags this summer. That's about where her career is at right about now.

awww, she is cute!!

"Yes, my blue toy has an attachable-vibrating strap-on!"

"He may be blue, but we are like minded & he's hung like a horse!"

"Why yes, Sesame Street does have a casting couch, Jessica."

"It's so hard to get a decent date in Hollywood. "

Wow, they both have the same IQ...

"I went all the way to Kuwait and won this stuffed toy filled with lube and sex toys"

oye i've gotta admit she is looking a little haggard in these pictures

actually I didnt see the "caption this" lol, I'm a lazy bastard sorry...anyway I still think she looks good though. like a healthy, attractive woman.

i have absolutly nothing witty to say. all i know is i would totally hit that... jessica that is...

I finally found a man that I'm smarter than... and he's orange, too!

"What the Jessica doesn't know if that he has 12 inches of blue, cookie powered cock hiding in his pouch."

Jessica Simpson is a cutie. Seems like a total sweetheart too.

Hey Jess, I'll give you something big & blue to hug!

If u listen really good, come really close, you can actually here the poor thing scream *help*