If she drops to her knees in that first pic, she's then ready for the audition.

"Casting for the film isn't over until the slut lady sings!"

She looks very horse-like in that first photo. I see her toes are still uncontrollable.

"See! There's a 'Caution, Wide Load' sign posted at the back of my throat, so, you know I can take a good pounding from a huge cock. I had that sign installed last year when I used to date the Knicks bench squad."

"This is what my pussy looks like sideways, minus the teeth."

"hey, thats a guy dressed up like a sheila!"

"Heyyy!! Guess who got the gig modeling for that new blow-up doll? Me !!! It looks something like this!"

"Hi Todd!! Remember me? Ok, ok. Maybe this expression will jog your memory??!!"

(pause, no response)

"I sucked your dick, douchebag!!"

Ouch!!you using your finger or something else?

Your boner today was sponsored by the letter 'Ahhhhh'.

Kristin: "You mean, even if I open my mouth like this, it still wouldn't fit in?"

Uncertified Bastard: "Ya goddamn right, bitch!"

there is something wrong with her feet. her toes are always busting out of the sides of her shoes. it looks disgusting

"No seriously I really don't have mouth sores! Those are warts!"

"I'm ready for my money shot, Mr. de Mille."