Caption This, Bitches! (Gisele Bundchen Pimps Ipanema Sandals Edition)
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Snapped @ a photocall to present her new Ipanema sandals collection in Berlin, GermanySnapped @ a photocall to present her new Ipanema sandals collection in Berlin, Germany
"please insert an A-lister dick here"
d55Reply to this Comment
She's making a fortune on those sandals. I believe they are her biggest source of income right now.
pstroyerReply to this Comment
Will suck for shoes
SlanderU4FunReply to this Comment
everything she touches turns into gold, so not surprised.
MoeReply to this Comment
"this is how i pratice my 2 man technique. purchase your Ipanma sandals and get practicing NOW!"
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
wouldnt it be 3 man?
SlanderU4FunReply to this Comment
I can not BELIEVE that Tom Brady, who I vehemently dislike, gets to see that nightly. That is just wrong. Not as wrong as Leonardo di Caprio getting to see it accompanied with younger breasts, but it's right up there. Where do these VS models' heads go when they get with these a-holes?
I like d55's caption best so far.
betty_rockerReply to this Comment
#1 haha
pstroyerReply to this Comment
@ slander
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardlol. no, no. the mouth is purely for target porposes...
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My bad
SlanderU4Funsteady
aim
fire
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"Tom, no what are you doing with that blow up doll with a helmet on, over here baby..."
Larry B.Reply to this Comment
"OH GOD! YOU STEPPED ON MY COCK!!!"
MandingoReply to this Comment
"Gisele, open your mouth and close your eyes, and get ready for a big surprise!" :-)
Midas MulliganReply to this Comment
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DAMAGE Inc.Reply to this Comment
The first ever recorded documentation of a live "Shoe-gasm". Fascinating...
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I got these cheeeese buurggerrs man, oh, comon' baby, I'll suck yo dick!
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"Even with my mouth this big, Tom Brady's huge cock still can't fit!"
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I like them. They're flip flops you can still look glamorous in. Some people aren't petite little made up short bitches clanking around in heels all the time and they would be interested in buying these to feel comfortable but still look like I said, glamorous.
jennylaReply to this Comment
Looks like she had a big O.
And flip flips are totally low class, no matter what their price is.
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This is my taking it in the ass face.
raccoon cityReply to this Comment
guess where the other sandal is
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