Caption This, Bitches! (Donald & Ivanka Trump Edition?)
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Depressed & Hairy Keanu Reeves & Sexy Sandra Bullock Waaay Too Old For 2006 Teen Choice Awards
- Ivanka Trump Looking Very Vankably Hot!
- A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell is Just Fine Sleeping w/ Heidi Mueller
- Bastardly Breaking News! Heidi Klum & Seal cross the street
- Human Robot Brandon Routh is Sleeping w/ Courtney Ford





Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin






After an 12 hour flight..."Your Tired."
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"I am so great my ass doesn't even stink! Here, smell my finger!"
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Do you think my daughters bolt ons are big enough?
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No.
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Ivanka is one celebutante that I actually have respect for. Kim K and Paris should take notes.
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Truth! Girl isn't just sitting on a fortune...She working hard for the money!
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i'd rather fuck ivanka than donald
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"Sold! To the elderly gentleman in the back row, for two dollars, fifty cents... american!"
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dam I was out bid by 50 cents
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That's like .2 cents in Dubai currenty.
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Just make them both go away, please.
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"for 1 million dollars she'll suck you dry while I give sound financial advice"
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donald trump is tight!!!!
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''you're the man now dog''
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DOOM CAN ACTUALLY RESPECT A WOMAN LIKE IVANKA!
DOOM IS MASTER OF UH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DOOM CAN ACTUALLY RESPECT A WOMAN LIKE IVANKA!
DOOM IS MASTER OF UH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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