"Oh my god, Gary Coleman! I loved Diff'rent Strokes! You're one of my heroes! Can I have your autograph! I love your jeans! What are you doing here! A salaam a laikum! Wha' choo talking 'bout, Willis! Wanna smell my ass! It smells like collard green and waffles! Give you a blowjob! Motherfucker! How come white people always dance funny! Do you have AIDS! Should I be wearing gloves! Don't spit on me Gary Coleman! I've been to Africa! Did you know AIDS was invented in Berlin in the early 1960s! I love The Temptations! My girl, my girl, talking 'bout my girl, my girl! Does the cover of Maggot Brain freak the shit out of you too, Gary Coleman! I like your sneakers! Does anyone have a basketball!
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Only one pix of this hot piece of midget ass...I expect more from the Bastardly!!!
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Look what I found in my Happy Meal!
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I said supersize!!!
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When animals attack
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"Someone tell this bitch to close her mouth before I barf down her throat."
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*baby thinking to itself* "Honkey"
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I'm gonna eat your babay
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"Ahhhhh! It's BLOTD - Amelia's baby!"
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Oh I wish I could see the look on that baby's face.., you know he's pissed...
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Shortly after this picture was taken, Hayden unhinged her jaw and ate the baby whole.
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"This is how wide I had to open my mouth for your daddy last night."
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She has the same open mouthed grimace grin that Hillary has...
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"I'm gonna spew!!"
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"YAY!!! I've finally found a person shorter than me"!!!
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"LOOK!!! im practicing for when you finish going through Puberty!!!!"
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"Oh my god, Gary Coleman! I loved Diff'rent Strokes! You're one of my heroes! Can I have your autograph! I love your jeans! What are you doing here! A salaam a laikum! Wha' choo talking 'bout, Willis! Wanna smell my ass! It smells like collard green and waffles! Give you a blowjob! Motherfucker! How come white people always dance funny! Do you have AIDS! Should I be wearing gloves! Don't spit on me Gary Coleman! I've been to Africa! Did you know AIDS was invented in Berlin in the early 1960s! I love The Temptations! My girl, my girl, talking 'bout my girl, my girl! Does the cover of Maggot Brain freak the shit out of you too, Gary Coleman! I like your sneakers! Does anyone have a basketball!
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CHILLI'S BABY BACK RIBS!
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baby: *help*
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'must eat chocolate easter bunny now*'
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hayden: "you were right last night, leroy..." "now i see it!...it does look like a babies arm holding an apple..."
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Hayden thinking to herself:
"Angelina... Madonna... Hayden! I'm soooo adopting you... This is like, gonna make me way more famous than that skank Miley Cyrus"
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you just know that kid now has a dirty diapper
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The baby is so cute!
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Pastor Wright you need a priest to molest you.
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I knew they really existed! ! !
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Baby: "Stupid McMidget Cracker Bitch"
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Baby: "Stupid McMidget Cracker Bitch"
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^oops, sorry. Hayden: "I said a BlackBerry not a black baby"
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"IN...MY...BELLY!"
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#28 LoL!!
"wtf get this black kid away from me!!
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LOL I Agree, i think #28 wins....
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#28 wins by 49%
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Hayden - "I've played the cutesy starlet for the paparazzi for as long as I could, but now... I... must.. FEED!"
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Hayden: He's not black, that's just a tan....Milo is the father OK!
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She is practicing for when he is old enough and her mouth is wide enuf.
Ahh you know what they say about our brother of another color; Dey gots big feets!
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Hayden: OMG! It's the kid from The Ring
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cute baby
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OH MY JESUS FUCK! HE'S GOT A GUN!!!!
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