Caption This, Bitches! (Bai Ling Lub U Long Time Edition)


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Here's what Bai Ling had to say about her kayaking with Pink:
Then I learned that some paparazzi was hiding there taking pictures, lets hope those pictures will not show up any where, because people like to see bad pictures of some one, especially some one almost swallowed by the powerful sea.

Ocean is powerful, he is strong like a man but also gentle like a woman, but only when you learned his characters, only when you give your power your heart your joy to him, only when you dance his melody......

What a beautiful experience, what a dangerous joy, what a pleasant afternoon, I want to thank Pink for it, for her spirit just like my, bold and free...... Her Blog

Now that is fucking deep.

Check out some Bai Ling nipple action down below...OW!!

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i started to get teary eyed when i got to this line: "Ocean is powerful, he is strong like a man but also gentle like a woman"

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 3:43pm
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"enter the dragon... breath"

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 3:45pm
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Listen... I said... "Lower and to the right"

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 3:49pm
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facehugger in action

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:30pm
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She describes the experience in a somewhat orgasmic way.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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"dick in the mouths shadow"

"breath of fury"

"the ledgend of drunken hooker 2"

"Police Story 4 Project Slut"

"Operation Condor 2: The Breath of the Gods"

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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"Ok, Bai, we can conjugate English verbs later... I've got a movie to finish."

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 4:55pm
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"People like to see bad pictures of someone, especially someone almost swallowed by the powerful sea." I couldn't love her more.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 5:06pm
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"my feared penis just stretched enough to hide in my asshole"

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 5:18pm
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Wow, that's one ugly nipple.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 5:25pm
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What is this thing?! Get it off me!! Get it off me!!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 7:33pm
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.............................."me so HORNY"..............................

i know....i know!!!!!!!! not to orignal!!!!!!

SO FUCKIN ' WHAT!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 @ 7:37pm
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Jason Statham looking really thin next to stick women , now I understand why he been working out so hard. He look like a fat pig next to stick women. Jason those wack New Balance sneakers got to go man they're ruining your image WTF JASON.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 @ 7:24pm
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