Caption This, Bitches!! (Adriana Lima Ass Smearer Edition)
Friday, April 4th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Major props to Pstroyer (again)! Here's his note:
I found this picture in an old magazine. It just BEGS for a caption ;)
What I would give to be that guy for just a few minutes… [E-Mail]












"I love the smell of Adri ass in the morning."
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I don't have a caption, all I want to say is that she is perfect.
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^^^ hahahah, but this is really old.
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"It really does smell like roses"- Jihadi Guy
"You can tug the knickers aside for a quick peek if you'd like..." - Adri
"Adri, this guy is from the Taliban Rehabilitation Program" - Photog
"I hope I have 50 virgins just like this one when I go to heaven" - Jihadi Guy
"Are these knickers scratch and sniff?" - Jihadi Guy
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oh man...her body looks so perfect here...look at that smirk that guy has haha
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all i can say is WOW
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No caption, because I'm speechless!
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donkey...jihadi guy. nice. lol.
khazak guy: "oh yes. eet's-a niiiiiiice. In khazakstan, i sell her for 2 goats"
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You can smear makeup on my butt all you want but only Marko will be hittin' this ass in the next decade.
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Best. Job. Ever.
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i can`t believe these bitches, can`t they rub cream on their own arse??
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Why should these bitches rub cream when guys can give them cream and they could make a cream pie?
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Well, given its the fashion industry.
He is gay.
It has been said Gay men run the fashion industry, that's why the models look like they do. {Gisele post}
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@13 - So you are saying this guy is taking no enjoyment out of rubbing cream on her butt?
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Dude:
"So I lied and said my partner was called Roberto instead of Roberta - it was totally worth it. Owww!"
Adriana:
"Don't you think 3 hours is a bit long to be working on one buttock?"
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"Is that watermelon on you bathing suit or are you just happy to see me?"
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ACE
chances are yes.
Many bastards on here, like you, would take enjoyment in applying cream.
but probably not him.
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Omega - I think when you are passionate about your work you tend to do a better job. I think I would do a better job than this guy here.
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I think he'd have to be gay. Otherwise she wouldn't be in the bathing suit very long. Passionate yet controlled. If you are lusting you cannot be controlled and could not possibly apply make up to Adri without sweating buckets of man lust....Therefore......GAY *two snaps*
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^ Great point, Richard.
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I want that job! Who do I have to kill for it?
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^ Half a dozen security guards and one gay make-up artist.
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"No. seriously, Ms. Adri, my hand is stuck. I'm not kidding."
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I would accidentally use superglue instead of lotion
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Manolo - That's a great idea!
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"The job center weren't lying when they said they had something 'right up my alley' in the career department"
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*POOT*
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"All those years of acting gay have finally paid off. Little does she know that I pulled the anti-wedgie cream out of my pants."
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they are putting make-up on her butt cause she has heavy stretch lines on her behind up to her hips
you should thank photoshop you dont have to see them all the time ;p
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Her reflection in the mirror distorts her face so that it looks just a Bratz doll!
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@18 ACE
I agree with you 100%
you should be working on you resume right now!!!!
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I hate that fuckin' tattoo on her ankle. And I wouldn't use my hands applying cream to her ass cheeks. But you guys probably would have guessed that, wouldn't you?
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Ooooohhhhhhhh GOOOOOOOD!!!I wanna get this job
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# 31.What a hell are you doing here.You must be busy rubbing your MALE friends' asses.
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Her body is just perfect.
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Her body is just perfect.
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^ Leticia - so true it should be said twice.
@ Omega - Do you think I can just be hired as Adriana's Ass Smearer or is there an apprentice program? I may have to start on a lesser known model and then work my way up to Adriana. I'm willing to do that.
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LMAO....i think its funny as fuck this dude is getting PAID to do this, and theres prolly like a thousand people that visit this site that would PAY to do that shit LMAO
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nice ass, but why are her legs so poorly photoshopped...
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ACE
just go to work as a makeup artist for VS.
Before the show and all photoshoots, all VS models have to have bronzer and lotion slathered all over them, head to toe.
If you are really good, you could get to "do" more than one angel a day!!
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earstorm
first, I am a girl dumbass
second, thanks for trying to keep up with me. Why do care what I say.
third, I might be rubbing someone's butt, but that would have to be my long time boyfriend to do that, not some male friend.
forth, get an account, its easier on the site that way.
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hehahhaha she has got a great ass.
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We'll just put a little dab here....hey, why are my pant's moving? I'm gay, what's going on?
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Omega,i didn't mean you.I meant #32
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"that ass is just like a watermelon...sweet, delicious and it'd have me spitting seeds all over the place..."
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OH, SORRY earstorm
I thought you meant #31 which is me.
My bad.
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Can you imagine going to work in the morning and having your boss say ; "Today you have to rub Adriana's ass"
*sigh*
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gay guy
"i'm gay, so why do i have a killer boner right now?"
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^^^nice!!
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best job ever
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hahha, thats nice, old picture tho, but pretty best job ever for an expert, thats nice, she got a nice ass an body...
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sorry for double comment but, that guy had best job ever back 2000 or 2001 i believe, thats very nice
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guy: "putting cream on model's asses "pays the bills" so to speak... but what i really want to do is get an ass wiping position at sir elton john's manor...
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guy: "putting cream on model's asses "pays the bills" so to speak... but what i really want to do is get an ass wiping position at sir elton john's manor...'
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i'm gonna shit on an american today :D
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Yeah, I'm the lucky bastard.
RESPECT BITCHES!!!!!
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pretty old picture, but it looks tight... she got some great body an nice ass, this guy is some professional expert there, cause their job as well... and "pays the bill" lol
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@ #48 - lol
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InnieBennie, ChilliedBeenie, the spirts are about to speak!
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fart
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I would dig a pit for her
meaning she better watch her back, cause if I ever meet her in the flesh I'm gonna go 'silence of the lambs' on her ass. I will bang her so hard she will be pulped, then when she is close to death, I will lay her gentle in a freshly dug pit, and weep as I backfill it. I will mourn her for at least a week and then I will move to my next victim.... happy days
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wild ? 2,5....kisses
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that ass is amasing
and surprisingly nicer than mine
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