Caption This, Bitches!! (Adriana Lima Ass Smearer Edition)


Major props to Pstroyer (again)! Here's his note:
I found this picture in an old magazine. It just BEGS for a caption ;)

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"I love the smell of Adri ass in the morning."

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:19am
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I don't have a caption, all I want to say is that she is perfect.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:22am
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^^^ hahahah, but this is really old.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:23am
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"It really does smell like roses"- Jihadi Guy

"You can tug the knickers aside for a quick peek if you'd like..." - Adri

"Adri, this guy is from the Taliban Rehabilitation Program" - Photog

"I hope I have 50 virgins just like this one when I go to heaven" - Jihadi Guy

"Are these knickers scratch and sniff?" - Jihadi Guy

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:26am
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oh man...her body looks so perfect here...look at that smirk that guy has haha

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:29am
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all i can say is WOW

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:33am
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No caption, because I'm speechless!

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:34am
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donkey...jihadi guy. nice. lol.

khazak guy: "oh yes. eet's-a niiiiiiice. In khazakstan, i sell her for 2 goats"

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:39am
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You can smear makeup on my butt all you want but only Marko will be hittin' this ass in the next decade.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:47am
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Best. Job. Ever.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:47am
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i can`t believe these bitches, can`t they rub cream on their own arse??

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:51am
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Why should these bitches rub cream when guys can give them cream and they could make a cream pie?

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:53am
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Well, given its the fashion industry.
He is gay.
It has been said Gay men run the fashion industry, that's why the models look like they do. {Gisele post}

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:53am
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@13 - So you are saying this guy is taking no enjoyment out of rubbing cream on her butt?

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 10:57am
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Dude:
"So I lied and said my partner was called Roberto instead of Roberta - it was totally worth it. Owww!"

Adriana:
"Don't you think 3 hours is a bit long to be working on one buttock?"

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 11:08am
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"Is that watermelon on you bathing suit or are you just happy to see me?"

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 11:16am
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ACE
chances are yes.
Many bastards on here, like you, would take enjoyment in applying cream.
but probably not him.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 11:18am
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Omega - I think when you are passionate about your work you tend to do a better job. I think I would do a better job than this guy here.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 11:21am
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I think he'd have to be gay. Otherwise she wouldn't be in the bathing suit very long. Passionate yet controlled. If you are lusting you cannot be controlled and could not possibly apply make up to Adri without sweating buckets of man lust....Therefore......GAY *two snaps*

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 11:29am
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^ Great point, Richard.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 11:38am
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I want that job! Who do I have to kill for it?

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 11:46am
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^ Half a dozen security guards and one gay make-up artist.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 11:49am
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"No. seriously, Ms. Adri, my hand is stuck. I'm not kidding."

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 11:52am
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I would accidentally use superglue instead of lotion

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 12:26pm
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Manolo - That's a great idea!

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 12:38pm
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"The job center weren't lying when they said they had something 'right up my alley' in the career department"

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 12:40pm
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*POOT*

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 12:44pm
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"All those years of acting gay have finally paid off. Little does she know that I pulled the anti-wedgie cream out of my pants."

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 12:47pm
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they are putting make-up on her butt cause she has heavy stretch lines on her behind up to her hips
you should thank photoshop you dont have to see them all the time ;p

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 1:30pm
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Her reflection in the mirror distorts her face so that it looks just a Bratz doll!

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 1:33pm
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@18 ACE
I agree with you 100%
you should be working on you resume right now!!!!

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 1:53pm
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I hate that fuckin' tattoo on her ankle. And I wouldn't use my hands applying cream to her ass cheeks. But you guys probably would have guessed that, wouldn't you?

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 2:41pm
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Ooooohhhhhhhh GOOOOOOOD!!!I wanna get this job

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 2:47pm
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# 31.What a hell are you doing here.You must be busy rubbing your MALE friends' asses.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 2:57pm
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Her body is just perfect.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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Her body is just perfect.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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^ Leticia - so true it should be said twice.

@ Omega - Do you think I can just be hired as Adriana's Ass Smearer or is there an apprentice program? I may have to start on a lesser known model and then work my way up to Adriana. I'm willing to do that.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 3:12pm
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LMAO....i think its funny as fuck this dude is getting PAID to do this, and theres prolly like a thousand people that visit this site that would PAY to do that shit LMAO

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 4:29pm
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nice ass, but why are her legs so poorly photoshopped...

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 4:44pm
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ACE
just go to work as a makeup artist for VS.
Before the show and all photoshoots, all VS models have to have bronzer and lotion slathered all over them, head to toe.

If you are really good, you could get to "do" more than one angel a day!!

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 5:33pm
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earstorm
first, I am a girl dumbass

second, thanks for trying to keep up with me. Why do care what I say.

third, I might be rubbing someone's butt, but that would have to be my long time boyfriend to do that, not some male friend.

forth, get an account, its easier on the site that way.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 5:37pm
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hehahhaha she has got a great ass.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 6:36pm
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We'll just put a little dab here....hey, why are my pant's moving? I'm gay, what's going on?

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 6:43pm
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Omega,i didn't mean you.I meant #32

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 6:51pm
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"that ass is just like a watermelon...sweet, delicious and it'd have me spitting seeds all over the place..."

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 7:19pm
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OH, SORRY earstorm
I thought you meant #31 which is me.
My bad.

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 7:46pm
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Can you imagine going to work in the morning and having your boss say ; "Today you have to rub Adriana's ass"

*sigh*

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 7:57pm
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gay guy
"i'm gay, so why do i have a killer boner right now?"

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 7:59pm
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^^^nice!!

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 9:11pm
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best job ever

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 9:20pm
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hahha, thats nice, old picture tho, but pretty best job ever for an expert, thats nice, she got a nice ass an body...

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 1:53am
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sorry for double comment but, that guy had best job ever back 2000 or 2001 i believe, thats very nice

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 1:56am
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guy: "putting cream on model's asses "pays the bills" so to speak... but what i really want to do is get an ass wiping position at sir elton john's manor...

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 4:44am
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guy: "putting cream on model's asses "pays the bills" so to speak... but what i really want to do is get an ass wiping position at sir elton john's manor...'

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 4:44am
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i'm gonna shit on an american today :D

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 10:21am
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Yeah, I'm the lucky bastard.

RESPECT BITCHES!!!!!

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 10:31pm
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pretty old picture, but it looks tight... she got some great body an nice ass, this guy is some professional expert there, cause their job as well... and "pays the bill" lol

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 11:01pm
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InnieBennie, ChilliedBeenie, the spirts are about to speak!

Sunday, April 6th, 2008 @ 7:09pm
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I would dig a pit for her

meaning she better watch her back, cause if I ever meet her in the flesh I'm gonna go 'silence of the lambs' on her ass. I will bang her so hard she will be pulped, then when she is close to death, I will lay her gentle in a freshly dug pit, and weep as I backfill it. I will mourn her for at least a week and then I will move to my next victim.... happy days

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 10:01am
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wild ? 2,5....kisses

Monday, July 21st, 2008 @ 6:47am
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that ass is amasing

and surprisingly nicer than mine

Sunday, October 5th, 2008 @ 2:58pm
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