Caption These, Bitches!! (Petra Nemcova & Christian Slater Edition)
Friday, May 23rd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
These were snapped on stage during the amfAR's Cinema Against AIDS event held @ the 61st International Cannes Film FestivalBastarchived in Babes, Bastardly Sexual Relations?, Cannes Film Festival, Christian Slater, Petra Nemcova, Scandalicious
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Christian Slater looks like a douchebag that would sell you a used car with the odometer rolled back.
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Christian: "Petra, let me show you how to get into the movie business by demonstrating my dick, er mic sucking technique."
Petra: "You silly douchebag. Do you think the fashion industry is any different?"
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petra you are a pretty girl but you are such a whore and ofcourse all the rest showbiz girls
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Petra, you are so hot and beautiful.You give me a huge boner, but you act so desperate. What hit you on the head in the tsunami? go brunette and get your act together, babe.
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i've loved christian slater ever since i saw the heathers on late night cable. he's hot, she's hot. i want them to be together.
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Could you all tell us again who did you used to be?
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"Thank you for letting my hasbeen ass get within a foot of you."
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She looks menopausal.
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We had this saying in high school about "Just talk into the mic!" While gesturing with our fist closed as if we had out penis in our hand waggling it in front of the tormented's face.
Kinda like she is doing her
But I'd marry her!
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