Caption These, Bitches! (Brooke Hogan Throws A Bowling Party!)

Photo Credit: Seth Browarnik/startraksphoto.com
These were snapped at a Brooke Hogan hosted party @ Strike in Miami. So yeah, if you got the right amount of cash, Brooke's available to host your parties, as well.

These days, the 20-year old horrible musician-turned TV star can be seen on her own VH1 reality TV show, Brooke Knows Best.

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WHAT A FUCKIN MAN FACE

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 12:36pm
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Do somethin' about that lack of ass, Brooke. Please!

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 12:49pm
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Which one is melon has the highest IQ?

Sharon Osbourne dyed her hair blonde?

Cloris Leachman...Damn....One minute your screwing up on Dancing with the Stars....Now you're on Bowling for Dollars? Cloris was prettier last night.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 12:50pm
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Amazing how we make celebrities out of so many ugly, untalented people.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 1:07pm
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It was hilarious on Stern last week, she was claiming her tits were real.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 1:26pm
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Damnit Loki, ya'll stole my ider!

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 8:01pm
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No

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 1:42pm
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I think I know where that bowling pin has been in the last hour.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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Who wants to go balls deep?

or

The Blowing for Skanks League.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 2:29pm
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"Cringe"

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 8:02pm
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hahahaha!!!! let's hope daddy is unavailable.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 5:29am
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You can put lipstick on a tranny, but it's still a tranny!

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 4:53pm
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FOR YOU HOWARD STERN SHOW/ 'ANIMAL HOUSE' FANS:

The caption should simply read: "0.0"

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 5:23pm
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oh shyte i thought it was linda hogan.....

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 8:46pm
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it's a man's man's man's world

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 @ 11:18pm
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"WHY SO SERIOUSSS?"

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 @ 3:44am
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her boobs are fake, saw her poolside in Vegas, at the MOST a couple of months before her boobs magically "grew." Those boobs are not real, she was wearing a little tiny bikini over her manly big fat large big thighed body, and my buddies and i, well our first thought was how flat chested she was for being such a big girl everywhere else. this was back sometime in '07, she would have been 19 or so, and within a couple of months her tits were huge and obviously fake. How many full grown healthy 19 year old women go from a barely B cup to a massive D cup literally overnight without the help of silicone or saline?
Ya, none.

Saturday, September 27th, 2008 @ 10:10am
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